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NFL Pickem Week 16: Penix Time

My picks:

Chargers by 6 (lock)
Texans by 3 (lock)
Ravens by 13 (lock)
Falcons by 7 (lock)
Lions by 10 (lock)
Bengals by 13 (lock)
Colts by 4
Rams by 7 (lock)
Eagles by 4 (lock)
Cardinals by 13 (lock)
Vikings by 10 (lock)
Bills by 17 (lock)
Jaguars by 6 (lock)
Dolphins by 6
Buccaneers by 14 (lock)
Packers by 7 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 04:03 PM on December 19, 2024

Transgender former CFL player says attending B.C. Lions ceremony as authentic self was 'euphoric'

...once again putting the nefarious trans agenda on display for all of the world to see. That's right citizens, these trans types are actively trying to ... [gasp] ... live their lives and seek happiness. Are we gonna let that happen!?!?

Jeebus, I hope so.

posted by tahoemoj at 05:08 PM on December 18, 2024

Flag planting at Ohio State would be felony under proposed law

Lots of people hate on [us] Buckeye fans about a lot of things. This bill makes them 100% right to do so.

posted by tahoemoj at 05:03 PM on December 18, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 15: Ask Me About My Fantasy Team

This, right here ^^^, is what happens when you look at your phone at 9:58 Sunday morning and say "oh shit! I gotta make my picks!"

posted by tahoemoj at 05:01 PM on December 18, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 15: Ask Me About My Fantasy Team

Revised picks:

Browns by 06
Bengals by 014 (lock)
Commanders by 017 (lock)
Ravens by 06 (lock)
Panthers by 010 (lock)
Jets by 04
Texans by 07
Broncos by 010 (lock)
Lions by 04
Eagles by 012 (lock)
Chargers by 120 (lock)
Packers by 07
Vikings by 017
Falcons by 03

posted by tahoemoj at 01:14 PM on December 15, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 14: Deliver Me from Pick-Sixes

My picks:

Rams by 13 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 07:20 PM on December 12, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 14: Deliver Me from Pick-Sixes

My picks:

Lions by 7
Titans by 4
Dolphins by 10
Vikings by 6
Saints by 6
Eagles by 17 (lock)
Steelers by 4
Raiders by 7
Seahawks by 3
Bills by 13 (lock)
Bears by 3
Chargers by 7
Bengals by 13 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 12:44 PM on December 05, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 13: Turkey Bowl Time

My picks:

Lions by 14 (lock)
Cowboys by 7 (lock)
Packers by 6
Chiefs by 10
Chargers by 7
Bengals by 6
Cardinals by 4
Colts by 3
Seahawks by 10
Commanders by 13
Texans by 17 (lock)
Rams by 6
Buccaneers by 10
Eagles by 4
Bills by 16 (lock)
Browns by 4

I gotta be more careful when I review my picks. Somehow, I had locked the Pats over the Dolphins las week instead of the other way around. Maybe I can get Rudy Giuliani to prove my picks were tampered with?

posted by tahoemoj at 02:12 PM on November 27, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 12: Jerryworld is Falling Apart

My picks:

Browns by 3
Vikings by 14 (lock)
Lions by 21 (lock)
Patriots by 9 (lock)
Buccaneers by 10 (lock)
Commanders by 7
Chiefs by 17 (lock)
Texans by 13 (lock)
Broncos by 7
49ers by 4
Cardinals by 3
Eagles by 7
Ravens by 7

posted by tahoemoj at 08:20 PM on November 19, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 11: Is This Detroit's Year?

My picks:

Eagles by 6
Packers by 13 (lock)
Lions by 17 (lock)
Vikings by 12 (lock)
Dolphins by 7
Rams by 6
Browns by 4
Jets by 6
Ravens by 7
Falcons by 7
49ers by 10
Bills by 7
Bengals by 13 (lock)
Texans by 11 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 01:39 PM on November 14, 2024

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

Glad to hear all's well. I've been so busy that I didn't even notice that I'd missed the pickem. Back today and catching up.

posted by tahoemoj at 03:14 PM on November 11, 2024

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Bengals by 4.

posted by tahoemoj at 08:45 PM on November 07, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 9: B-E-T-S Bets Bets Bets

My picks:

Cowboys by 7
Bills by 10
Bengals by 7
Browns by 6
Patriots by 4
Commanders by 7
Ravens by 13 (lock)
Eagles by 17 (lock)
Bears by 6
Lions by 9
Seahawks by 6
Vikings by 13 (lock)
Chiefs by 7

posted by tahoemoj at 01:59 PM on November 01, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 8: The Running Back is Back

My picks:

Vikings by 7
Bengals by 4
Ravens by 13 (lock)
Lions by 10 (lock)
Cardinals by 6
Jets by 6
Buccaneers by 7
Packers by 10 (lock)
Texans by 7 (lock)
Chargers by 13 (lock)
Bills by 7
Broncos by 10
Chiefs by 13 (lock)
Bears by 4
Cowboys by 6
Giants by 3

posted by tahoemoj at 02:53 PM on October 24, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 7: Can Stop the Jaguars

My picks:

Jaguars by 4
Bills by 12 (lock)
Texans by 3
Eagles by 7
Lions by 7
Falcons by 3
Bengals by 12
Dolphins by 6
Commanders by 13 (lock)
Rams by 7 (lock)
49ers by 6
Jets by 6
Ravens by 7
Chargers by 4

posted by tahoemoj at 01:52 PM on October 18, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 6: Can't Stop the Jaguars

Revised picks:

Bears by 6
Texans by 10 (lock)
Commanders by 3
Eagles by 13 (lock)
Packers by 7
Buccaneers by 6
Titans by 3
Chargers by 3
Steelers by 2
Lions by 7
Falcons by 9 (lock)
Bengals by 14 (lock)
Bills by 3

posted by tahoemoj at 12:42 PM on October 11, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 6: Can't Stop the Jaguars

My picks:

49ers by 3

posted by tahoemoj at 12:22 PM on October 10, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 5: Davante on the Block

Revised picks:

Vikings by 7
Panthers by 6
Bengals by 3
Patriots by 4
Commanders by 6
Jaguars by 7
Texans by 6
Raiders by 7
49ers by 10
Packers by 12 (lock)
Seahawks by 10 (lock)
Cowboys by 13 (lock)
Chiefs by 7 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 05:33 PM on October 04, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 5: Davante on the Block

My picks:

Falcons by 3

posted by tahoemoj at 12:07 PM on October 03, 2024

MLB hit king Pete Rose dead at 83

I used to run into Pete occasionally growing up outside of Cincinnati--he lived in the town next to mine that was zoned all residential, so he had to come to my town to shop. You'd always know Pete was around because he drove a bright red Porsche 930. Dude was a hell of a competitor and ball player, but he was dumb as a bag of hammers.

posted by tahoemoj at 04:29 PM on October 02, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 4: Washington Has a Quarterback

My picks:

Cowboys by 13 (lock)
Saints by 3
Rams by 6
Vikings by 10 (lock)
Colts by 6
Jets by 12 (lock)
Eagles by 4
Bengals by 10 (lock)
Texans by 7
Commanders by 6
49ers by 7 (lock)
Raiders by 3
Chiefs by 13 (lock)
Bills by 7
Titans by 9
Lions by 10 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 03:13 PM on September 26, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 3: Run the Ball Nick Edition

My picks:

Jets by 9
Browns by 10
Titans by 6
Colts by 3
Texans by 7
Saints by 6
Chargers by 7
Buccaneers by 10 (lock)
Panthers by 9 (lock)
Seahawks by 3
Cowboys by 3
49ers by 4
Lions by 6
Chiefs by 13 (lock)
Bills by 6
Bengals by 17 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 12:46 PM on September 19, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 2: Aaron Says Relax Edition

My picks:

Dolphins by 3
Saints by 4
Lions by 6
Colts by 10 (lock)
Jets by 3
49ers by 7
Seahawks by 8
Giants by 6
Chargers by 7 (lock)
Jaguars by 4
Ravens by 8 (lock)
Rams by 4
Steelers by 3
Bengals by 3
Texans by 12 (lock)
Eagles by 6

posted by tahoemoj at 03:55 PM on September 12, 2024

The NFL Pickem is Back

My picks:

Ravens by 3
Packers by 6
Falcons by 3
Bills by 4
Titans by 3
Bengals by 13 (lock)
Texans by 7
Dolphins by 6
Saints by 4
Giants by 3
Chargers by 7
Seahawks by 6
Cowboys by 4
Buccaneers by 3
Lions by 7
49ers by 10

Welcome back, everyone! Who Dey!?!?

posted by tahoemoj at 01:57 PM on September 05, 2024

NHL Playoff Pickem: Stanley Cup Finals

My picks:

Panthers in 5
Top goals: Verhaghe
Top goalie (save %): Bobrovski
Game 1 winner: Panthers
Top assists: Barkhov
Conn Smythe: Bobrovski
Top penalty minutes: Kane
Tiebreaker: 23

I'd like to pick "none" for 6 goals in a game.

posted by tahoemoj at 07:20 PM on June 03, 2024

NHL Playoff Pickem: Stanley Cup Finals

If this is a bad idea blame Tahoemoj

Now you sound like Mrs Moj

posted by tahoemoj at 07:17 PM on June 03, 2024

MLB incorporates Negro Leagues statistics

(learning things cannot be bad, can it?)

Tommy, it's 2024. You and I both know that it all depends on who you ask.

posted by tahoemoj at 05:33 PM on May 31, 2024

NHL Playoff Pickem: Conference Finals

If we're voting, I see no problem with either of you getting your picks in at 0-0 of the 1st period. But I'm a bit of a jackass, and rcade may have realized that at some point in the last 18 years, so my vote is of limited utility.

posted by tahoemoj at 04:49 PM on May 23, 2024

NHL Playoff Pickem: Conference Finals

My picks:

Panthers in 6
Stars in 6
Top goals: Reinhart (FLA)
Top goalie (save %): Bobrovski
Team scoring 6 goals: Oilers
Team shutout: Panthers

posted by tahoemoj at 01:57 PM on May 22, 2024

NHL Playoff Pickem: Second Round

Revised picks:

Avalanche in 6
Canucks in 7

posted by tahoemoj at 06:10 PM on May 07, 2024

NHL Playoff Pickem: Second Round

Revised picks:

Panthers in 5
Top goals: Rantanen CO
Top goalie (save %): Bobrovski
Team scoring 6 goals: Oilers
Team shutout: Panthers

posted by tahoemoj at 01:10 PM on May 06, 2024

NHL Playoff Pickem: Second Round

I like Tahoe's picks to win the remaining game 7's.

Welp, sorry about the Leafs. Thought they had the horsepower to get past the B's, but I didn't expect Mitch Marner to forget to leave the bus for game 7. Kid was all but invisible.

posted by tahoemoj at 11:40 AM on May 05, 2024

NHL Playoff Pickem: Second Round

My picks:

Hurricanes in 7

posted by tahoemoj at 11:37 AM on May 05, 2024

Enter the NHL Playoff Pickem

My picks:

Hurricanes in 5
Maple Leafs in 6
Panthers in 6
Rangers in 5
Avalanche in 6
Canucks in 7
Stars in 6
Oilers in 6
Top goals: Mackinnon
Top goalie (save %): Helleybuck
Team scoring 6 goals: Oilers
Team shutout: Hurricanes

posted by tahoemoj at 03:45 PM on April 20, 2024

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

I need help with that one, Beav. Uranus' moons are named after Shakespearean characters, I know. But my google machine tells me that the new moon has not been named yet.

posted by tahoemoj at 07:29 PM on March 09, 2024

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

What a stupid rule.

posted by tahoemoj at 06:13 PM on March 01, 2024

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Not how you want to be reminded of a blast from the past. Cheers, internet friend, and all the best on the next leg of your journey.

posted by tahoemoj at 05:46 PM on January 31, 2024

NFL Playoff Pickem: Conference Championship Round

I missed the deadline. For the record I would have picked the Lions and Ravens, and locked them both. Please keep that in mind as the coveted Costanza is awarded.

posted by tahoemoj at 03:33 PM on January 29, 2024

Hockey Canada scandal, explained: Five members of 2018 World Juniors team facing charges of sexual assault

I can't believe how little attention this story has gotten in the States. Although the names of the five players have not been released and they have not been formally charged, the following 5 players who were on the 2018 Canadian World Juniors Team have been given indefinite leaves of absence from their respective NHL teams: (1) Carter Hart (PHI); (2) Michael McLeod (NJ); (3) Cal Foote (NJ); (4) Dillon Dube (CAL); (5) Alex Formenton (Swiss league). So even though the London PD has not identified the players, it's clear who is involved, even if the specific capacity of each is not.

This story is disgusting. I'm relying on an article from the Athletic in 2022 for my knowledge. In a nutshell, one player took an extremely intoxicated woman back to the team hotel and had sex with her. When they had finished, seven additional men entered the room and performed various sexual acts on the woman that need not be described in detail. Suffice it to say they were degrading, and the woman felt threatened enough to believe she could not leave. After the alleged sexual assault, she was told to bathe and recorded two separate messages on cell phones - one at 3:30 am and one at 4:40 am - saying that she was then sober and had consented to the sex.

Why do I care? Because I'm a Devils fan and I'm disgusted. I'm disgusted by McCleod, who I get the sense was one of the ring leaders, if not John Doe #1 who brought the inebriated woman back to the hotel and then invited his buddies to join him. I'm disgusted by the Devils organization bringing Cal Foote in this offseason with knowledge of the allegations of his involvement. Most of all I'm disgusted with myself. When the story first broke and I heard that McLeod was likely involved, I wanted him gone NOW. The story then cooled off and I sort of forgot about it. Meanwhile, McLeod has become an extremely important player on the Devils and a guy whose game I really admire. In short, I became a big Mikey McLeod fan. Now it's pretty clear that he's at the center of a horrifying, degrading, sexual assault of a drunk young woman, and I feel like a dumbfuck for forgetting about the allegations. If this all turns out to be true, and I sincerely expect that it is regardless of prosecution, I want McLeod and Foote gone forever.

posted by tahoemoj at 02:12 PM on January 25, 2024

NFL Playoff Pickem: Divisional Round

Revised picks:

Player with interception: K. Joseph (DET)

Glitch?--pick 'em asks for a player getting a sack; posts as player getting an interception.

posted by tahoemoj at 05:11 PM on January 19, 2024

NFL Playoff Pickem: Divisional Round

My picks:

Ravens by 4 (lock)
49ers by 11 (lock)
Lions by 13 (lock)
Bills by 6 (lock)
Passer: Josh Allen
Rusher: Mcaffrey
Receiver: Diggs (BUF)
Player with interception: Bosa (SFO)

Ha ha ha ha ha ... ZERO ... ha ha ha

posted by tahoemoj at 05:08 PM on January 19, 2024

Pat McAfee: MLK Day Reminds Me I Was Cancelled

Man, I really liked McAfee when he first started making guest appearances on the old Deadspin - maybe 10 years ago. He would usually sub in for a Drew Magary column and would add some quality content. I remember him as being pretty outspoken in a positive and insightful way. Like Aaron Rogers and many others (looking at you, Joe Rogan), he meandered too far down the bro science path and began believing a lot of the red pill bullshit that leads the simple-minded to get caught up in the science-denying, YouTube "researching" wave.

posted by tahoemoj at 03:32 PM on January 16, 2024

Enter the SportsFilter NFL Playoff Pickem

My picks:

Browns by 10 (lock)
Dolphins by 6
Bills by 7
Cowboys by 13 (lock)
Lions by 7
Eagles by 4
Passer: Patrick Mahomes
Rusher: Achane (MIA)
Receiver: Diggs (BUF)
Player with interception: Ward (CLE)

rcade, I think you forgot to include the Bengals game in here [quiet tears]

posted by tahoemoj at 04:40 PM on January 12, 2024

Enter the SportsFilter NFL Playoff Pickem

Is there a final tally on the regular season pickem? Wasn't the only race the race for the Costanza?

posted by tahoemoj at 04:37 PM on January 12, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 18: All the Marbles Edition

My picks:

Bengals by 4 (lock)
Lions by 10 (lock)
Bears by 7 (lock)
Jaguars by 6 (lock)
Colts by 7 (lock)
Raiders by 3 (lock)
Bills by 6 (lock)
Patriots by 4 (lock)
Falcons by 7 (lock)
Eagles by 17 (lock)
Seahawks by 8 (lock)
Chiefs by 4 (lock)
49ers by 7 (lock)
Cowboys by 17 (lock)
Buccaneers by 3 (lock)
Ravens by 4 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 11:25 PM on January 05, 2024

Alternative Sports Awards 2023

I was glad to find out that both cities now know what it's like to have a pro sports team owner whose dog defecates on the playing field

In Cincinnati, we refer to it as a PITCH. Apparently, they do in KC, as well. Frankly, I'm surprised you didn't know that. Frankly, I'm surprised that I didn't know that.

posted by tahoemoj at 03:15 PM on January 03, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 17: Chief Concerns Edition

My picks:

Browns by 13 (lock)
Cowboys by 6 (lock)
Bills by 14 (lock)
Bears by 7 (lock)
Raiders by 7 (lock)
Rams by 10 (lock)
Eagles by 17 (lock)
Buccaneers by 4 (lock)
49ers by 13 (lock)
Jaguars by 7 (lock)
Ravens by 6 (lock)
Titans by 4 (lock)
Seahawks by 7 (lock)
Broncos by 4 (lock)
Bengals by 7 (lock)
Vikings by 6 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 02:05 PM on December 28, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 16: You Never Should Have Cut Me Edition

My picks:

Rams by 10 (lock)
Bengals by 6 (lock)
Bills by 14 (lock)
Colts by 13 (lock)
Seahawks by 6 (lock)
Lions by 14 (lock)
Commanders by 7 (lock)
Packers by 7 (lock)
Browns by 10 (lock)
Jaguars by 7 (lock)
Bears by 10 (lock)
Dolphins by 9 (lock)
Broncos by 7 (lock)
Chiefs by 10 (lock)
Eagles by 17 (lock)
Ravens by 6 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 01:26 PM on December 21, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 15: Remember the Titans Edition

My picks:

Raiders by 7 (lock)
Bengals by 13 (lock)
Colts by 6 (lock)
Lions by 7 (lock)
Browns by 6 (lock)
Falcons by 9 (lock)
Packers by 4 (lock)
Texans by 10 (lock)
Jets by 12 (lock)
Giants by 3 (lock)
Rams by 7 (lock)
49ers by 17 (lock)
Cowboys by 7 (lock)
Chiefs by 23 (lock)
Ravens by 7 (lock)
Eagles by 13 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 12:25 PM on December 14, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 14: Jinxed the Jaguars Edition

Revised picks:

Packers by 13 (lock)

posted by tahoemoj at 03:02 PM on December 11, 2023

Jon Rahm is Joining LIV Golf

Man, Rahm seemed like he might have some integrity. Alas.

posted by tahoemoj at 12:51 PM on December 08, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 14: Jinxed the Jaguars Edition

My picks are all in and saved, but not showing up here. Anyhoo--Pittsburgh by 3 tonight.

posted by tahoemoj at 07:00 PM on December 07, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 13: Duuuuuuuval Edition

My picks:

Steelers by 3
Falcons by 6
Lions by 13 (lock)
Bengals by 7
Browns by 6
Saints by 6 (lock)
Texans by 7 (lock)
Ravens by 10 (lock)
Vikings by 4
49ers by 13 (lock)
Bills by 6
Broncos by 3
Cowboys by 4
Dolphins by 17 (lock)

I am so very, very bad at this.

posted by tahoemoj at 12:50 PM on December 07, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 13: Duuuuuuuval Edition

I'm well aware of Centerville---as a Moeller hockey player, you guys were our arch-rivals. One of the proudest moments of my life was being introduced as the starting center in your barn and having the entire home fan section boo me. Really told me I'd made an impression over the years. Cheers to you, and cheers to your old man. Cancer sucks.

posted by tahoemoj at 02:08 PM on December 01, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 13: Duuuuuuuval Edition

grew up about 45 minutes north of Cincy

Where? Hamilton or Middletown? Montgomery here. Graduate of Moeller High School and Miami University.

posted by tahoemoj at 01:46 PM on November 30, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 13: Duuuuuuuval Edition

My picks:

Cowboys by 13 (lock)
Colts by 7
Chargers by 14 (lock)
Lions by 6 (lock)
Falcons by 4
Steelers by 7 (lock)
Buccaneers by 7
Dolphins by 13 (lock)
Texans by 4
Rams by 6
Eagles by 7 (lock)
Chiefs by 13 (lock)
Jaguars by 17 (lock)

Left a lot of points on the board last week by neglecting to pick the Thanksgiving blowouts. Alas. And now, to top it off, I have to pick against the Bengals every week (I don't have jagsnumberone's commitment to keep picking a stinker).

posted by tahoemoj at 01:44 PM on November 30, 2023

Colts Owner Jim Irsay: I'm Victim of Prejudice

If I'm just the average guy down the block, they're not pulling me in then I might not feel entitled to drive car under the influence of the contents of your average hospital pharmacy, of course not." Fixed that for you, Jimmy.

posted by tahoemoj at 12:24 PM on November 28, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 12: Tryptophan Edition

My picks:

Saints by 7
Bengals by 6 (lock)
Titans by 4
Buccaneers by 7
Giants by 7
Texans by 6
Broncos by 4
Rams by 3
Chiefs by 13 (lock)
Eagles by 7
Ravens by 6
Vikings by 3

posted by tahoemoj at 11:11 PM on November 25, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 11: Joshua Unitas Edition

My picks:

Bengals by 4
Steelers by 3
Lions by 10 (lock)
Chargers by 6
Dolphins by 13 (lock)
Commanders by 7
Cowboys by 21 (lock)
Jaguars by 7 (lock)
Texans by 10 (lock)
49ers by 9 (lock)
Bills by 6
Seahawks by 7
Vikings by 4
Eagles by 7

posted by tahoemoj at 03:05 PM on November 16, 2023

Man arrested in death of former Penguins forward Adam Johnson

The reporting on this is bizarre. Until we know who was charged with manslaughter, it is impossible to speculate as to why he was charged. That and I don't know how analogous England's manslaughter standards are to ours in the states.

posted by tahoemoj at 07:18 PM on November 14, 2023