- 02:55 PM
- 09/28/23
The team needs to change its name again
We have plenty of coyotes in New England. Here's an idea: shove them in a mall in Connecticut!
posted by yerfatma at 02:34 PM on May 19, 2023
Light that bum.
posted by yerfatma at 10:06 PM on April 20, 2023
Just a bump.
this CP3 and Kawhi bump what's that about pic.twitter.com/djEXms4UTF
— alex medina (@mrmedina) April 19, 2023
posted by yerfatma at 03:37 PM on April 19, 2023
Yes, but it would be in words you wouldn't understand.
posted by yerfatma at 11:26 AM on April 17, 2023
Walton 3.0
posted by yerfatma at 11:25 AM on April 17, 2023
Voodoo?
posted by yerfatma at 08:45 PM on April 15, 2023
Did their part for your relationship?
posted by yerfatma at 09:20 PM on April 14, 2023
After last night, I am an Alex Caruso truther. Your man can defend.
posted by yerfatma at 10:07 PM on April 13, 2023
I would like to personally thank YouTubeTV and NESN and the whole Jacobs family for the fact I got to see like 4% of this legendary season.
posted by yerfatma at 01:18 PM on April 12, 2023
https://viewcomics.me/tom-landry-and-the-dallas-cowboys/issue-full/full
Just saying.
posted by yerfatma at 12:23 AM on December 23, 2022
Thanks! Trying to be around again.
posted by yerfatma at 08:30 AM on June 24, 2022
I suppose if you'd told me early in the season that Murder Kornet and The Hausitzer would play > 10 minutes in the NBA Finals for the Celtics, I would have taken that deal just to see what the hell happened.
posted by yerfatma at 12:24 PM on June 17, 2022
I have no idea what this means.
MLB unveiled a collaboration with Off-White and New Era featuring Off-White's meteor holes
— Joon Lee (@joonlee) June 16, 2022
Hats cost $260
T-Shirts cost $355
Hoodies cost $630
Jerseys cost $1,030 pic.twitter.com/mqdwmhZggS
posted by yerfatma at 02:00 PM on June 16, 2022
The Celtics seem insistent on ending their season like it started. That's frustrating as hell. That said, obviously most of the problem can be credited to the Warriors.
posted by yerfatma at 07:16 AM on June 15, 2022
How have I never seen this?
posted by yerfatma at 10:26 AM on July 14, 2021
"Go grandpa-grandma"
Man, this pronoun shit is getting weird.
posted by yerfatma at 07:38 PM on June 28, 2021
I feel like that was a pretty good day of Euros. 2 games, 14 goals, a penalty shootout (much as I hate 'em for making heroes and villains out of individuals).
posted by yerfatma at 07:31 PM on June 28, 2021
Between the last two days, I am starting to think people with the initials KD (or Kd, I suppose) are preternaturally good at sports.
posted by yerfatma at 08:06 PM on June 17, 2021
Feels like Gareth Bale should have used a club with a little less loft.
posted by yerfatma at 01:20 PM on June 16, 2021
I got so annoyed with Derek Rae's pronunciation of "Bruno Fernandes" (it doesn't jibe with my decades-old New England understanding of Portuguese) that I discovered this IPA pronunciation tool and will now waste the rest of these Euros taking the spellings from players' Wikipedia entries to judge the commentators' accuracy.
posted by yerfatma at 01:13 PM on June 15, 2021
In this state? Good goddamn luck.
posted by yerfatma at 07:42 PM on April 21, 2021
Well that folded faster than Superman on laundry day. And it meant the end of Ed Woodward. If it gets rid of the Glazers and Fenway Sports, all the better.
posted by yerfatma at 09:03 AM on April 21, 2021
Last weekend in Larne someone tied a photographers shoelace to a fence without him knowing
— Shane Todd (@shanetodd) April 20, 2021
There already is a Super League'. It's called the Irish League. pic.twitter.com/n8euUJWh6E
posted by yerfatma at 09:02 AM on April 21, 2021
Real-life Peyton has charm deficiencies but he's funny in commercials.
I want you to dial up 20 year-old you and read that sentence to them so they can explain how you sold out, man.
posted by yerfatma at 08:23 PM on April 13, 2021
Late-Season Callup? Rule 5 Acquisition? LOOGY? Submariner?
posted by yerfatma at 01:19 PM on April 13, 2021
I mean, he's perfectly cast for a show from the '50s.
posted by yerfatma at 01:17 PM on April 13, 2021
As a huge fan of the Celtics and #34, I can't say I will miss hearing his takes, though, sadly, he might improve the quality of discourse in Boston sports (though not on NBCSN which is pretty solid depending on how you feel about Scal. Oh and if you can tolerate Perk. God help us.)
posted by yerfatma at 01:40 PM on April 08, 2021
rcade is this the right North Texas?
posted by yerfatma at 09:55 PM on March 19, 2021
It's un-American, I say!
posted by yerfatma at 08:06 AM on March 11, 2021
David Squires has outdone himself. Possibly NSFW if you don't like the idea of recasting Basic Instinct with Jonjo Shelvey in a starring role.
posted by yerfatma at 02:32 PM on March 09, 2021
That stinks. Baseball on the radio is a totally different experience. You might as well not do it at all as provide the TV commentary.
posted by yerfatma at 10:59 AM on March 09, 2021
The Capitals bitching about his punishment ("It's been a while since he's done anything") is a shitty look.
/not biased at all
posted by yerfatma at 07:57 PM on March 08, 2021
Please don't ever change. I loved every single word in that comment. I have one kid but she's got enough game I should consider moving to a zone.
posted by yerfatma at 07:56 PM on March 08, 2021
I'll say it until I'm blue in the face @WashingtonNFL needs to be done in the @NFL
posted by yerfatma at 07:55 PM on March 08, 2021
You would think there would be another Sutter lying around they could try out.
posted by yerfatma at 04:31 PM on March 05, 2021
From the Department of Items Which Read Like Bad AI Text Generation, a poem in The New Yorker about Owen Hart.
posted by yerfatma at 02:18 PM on February 26, 2021
Liverpool is Blue again.
posted by yerfatma at 08:13 PM on February 20, 2021
She's no Lady Byng, that's for sure.
posted by yerfatma at 12:35 PM on February 18, 2021
It's nice that Urban Meyer isn't even trying to hide his true self anymore, just letting that freak flag fly. "Ok, boys, we'll fire the racist, but see if you can get a spouse abuser who will melt down in some outrageous way later on!"
posted by yerfatma at 12:53 PM on February 13, 2021
We're surprised you didn't pull your social media manager in middle of writing that great tweet. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy's (@Wendys) February 11, 2021
posted by yerfatma at 03:49 PM on February 11, 2021
Apparently they asked the wrong guy.
The NBA just announced that "all teams will play the national anthem in keeping with longstanding league policy"
— Marc Stein (@TheSteinLine) February 10, 2021
posted by yerfatma at 07:45 PM on February 10, 2021
Holy hell, an F Troop reference in the wild! Larry Storch represent.
posted by yerfatma at 10:44 AM on February 10, 2021
This should happen everywhere. If you think the anthem needs to be played before sporting events, then play it before every movie, concert, church service and the start of every work day at every business. What good reason is there to play the anthem before a game? https://t.co/HvnBtXhgGS
— Stan Van Gundy (@realStanVG) February 10, 2021
posted by yerfatma at 10:42 AM on February 10, 2021
Has there ever been a Super Bowl defense that had more hurries and sacks on a QB?
I have to give props to Greg Bedard of BostonSportsJournal.com for calling this result.
Tampa won't need to worry about the run and should be able to pressure with four, I don't see an issue with doubling Travis Kelce and Tyreek Hill.Basically, if the Chiefs are going to put up their customary 30-plus points in this game and win, Mahomes is going to have to be otherworldly. Anything the Chiefs do on offense will be because of him, and possibly some breakdowns on behalf of the Bucs. He will have to have, arguably, the greatest QB performance in Super Bowl history.
posted by yerfatma at 01:10 PM on February 08, 2021
Here are the path's that Patrick Mahomes (top) and Tom Brady (bottom) took before pass attempts in shotgun during tonight's #SuperBowl
— Michael Lopez (@StatsbyLopez) February 8, 2021
Red: complete
White: incomplete pic.twitter.com/TLFEOxzwhr
posted by yerfatma at 01:07 PM on February 08, 2021
Brady is 2-0 in Championship games when he throws three picks. Checkmate, atheists.
posted by yerfatma at 08:05 PM on January 26, 2021
Yeah, but what about Burt Ward? Holy Cancel Culture, Batman!
posted by yerfatma at 07:20 PM on January 21, 2021
I gotta admit I find Pizzeria Regina underwhelming. I also pronounce it like it's a Canadian city.
posted by yerfatma at 10:19 AM on January 20, 2021
I don't think it's her fault, but the thing to would have been to blow the whistle right away.
I don't think that tracks: if you're a woman who somehow made it to a job of covering the MLB at any level, the last thing you want to do is rock the boat. It's a huge power imbalance; as it is, she probably spent every level of progress having to prove she could be "One of the guys" and not get snippy about the slightest (read, "obvious") bit of sexual harassment. It also suggests its anyone else's problem that some guy would take the time during what should be a busy day to find a place, drop trou, take 5 or 6 different shots, edit them for beauty and then make the decision to text them to anyone. I wouldn't send a photo of my junk to a urologist, much less a distant acquaintance.
posted by yerfatma at 10:17 AM on January 20, 2021
Holy hell. Someone tell Kyrie. Might have to do it via whatever Zoom he's on instead of playing.
posted by yerfatma at 05:16 PM on January 13, 2021
you find out that the nasal passages are part of the respiratory system.
Explains where they breathe from.
posted by yerfatma at 09:42 AM on January 12, 2021
How I think I look at 43 vs. how I actually look at 43 pic.twitter.com/b30Ih1zwTR
— Jamie Mottram (@JamieMottram) January 10, 2021
Donald just has busted rib cartilage; I did that a few weeks ago following a youtube yoga class, so I am working through the same and am just as cool.
posted by yerfatma at 09:40 AM on January 12, 2021
RIP Jim Brown
Wow, that's ... a reason to watch One Night in Miami.