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Name: Thomas
Location: Way the hell out in Michigan
Gender: Thomas
Member since: June 20, 2005
Last visit: March 10, 2024

The_Black_Hand has posted 150 links and 2,746 comments to SportsFilter and 20 links and 732 comments to the Locker Room and 1 column.

Sports Bio

President, CEO, and Dictator-for-Life, JerseyGirl Memorial Clam Shot Celebrity Co-Ed Fast-Pitch Softball Tournament.

Recent Links

Girl Power: I so look forward to her first sack.

posted by The_Black_Hand to football at 01:36 AM on September 24, 2023 - 2 comments

RIP Terry Funk and Bray Wyatt: The wrestling world lost one of its most legendary performers when hardcore innovator Terry Funk passed away this week at the age of 79. This was followed by another blow when one of WWE's most creative and innovative performers, Bray Wyatt (real name Windham Rotunda) died of cardiac-related COVID complications at the age of 36.

posted by The_Black_Hand to extreme at 09:42 PM on August 25, 2023 - 6 comments

"Let me make barbecue chicken out of you.": Following the departure of Shannon Sharpe, and the inability of FS1 to find anybody who wants to work with Skip Bayless, the enfant terrible of shock jock sports TV goes after his "dream partner," Charles Barkley, in the most public, most desperate way possible.

posted by The_Black_Hand to media at 08:49 AM on July 07, 2023 - 5 comments

Keep it on the front page: Brett Favre is a creep: Really, just a trash heap of an alleged human being.

posted by The_Black_Hand to other at 01:48 AM on October 05, 2022 - 4 comments

Cleveland Browns Sell Their Soul for DeShawn Watson: After a grand jury decided not to charge Deshaun Watson, the embattled quarterback auditioned new teams to see who could sink lower in their pursuit of him. The Cleveland Browns won. Or lost, depending on how you look at it.

posted by The_Black_Hand to football at 12:12 PM on March 19, 2022 - 8 comments

Recent Comments

Did the Broncos Just Give Up on Russell Wilson?

Very exciting that Russ is gonna get a whole new market to be awkward and weird in.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:39 PM on January 01, 2024

NFL Pickem Week 16: You Never Should Have Cut Me Edition

My picks:

Bengals by 8
Bills by 18 (lock)
Falcons by 2
Seahawks by 4
Lions by 8 (lock)
Jets by 3
Packers by 6
Browns by 5
Jaguars by 5
Bears by 5
Dolphins by 3
Broncos by 9
Chiefs by 2
Eagles by 12 (lock)
Ravens by 4

posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:01 AM on December 23, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 15: Remember the Titans Edition

My picks:

Bears by 5
Falcons by 5
Packers by 4
Titans by 8
Dolphins by 10 (lock)
Giants by 3
Rams by 7
49ers by 15 (lock)
Cowboys by 9
Chiefs by 14 (lock)
Ravens by 9
Eagles by 5 (lock)

posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:21 PM on December 17, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 14: Jinxed the Jaguars Edition

My picks:

Falcons by 6
Lions by 9 (lock)
Colts by 5
Jaguars by 8 (lock)
Panthers by 3
Texans by 2 (lock)
Ravens by 10 (lock)
Raiders by 6 (lock)
49ers by 12 (lock)
Chiefs by 6 (lock)
Broncos by 2
Eagles by 8 (lock)
Dolphins by 9 (lock)
Packers by 15 (lock)

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:13 AM on December 08, 2023

NBA Pickem Week 6: In-Season Knockout Edition

My picks:

Nuggets by 20 (slam dunk)

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:14 PM on December 06, 2023

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle


posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:13 PM on December 06, 2023

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

Cardinals-Steelers game delayed by severe weather, and fans are concerned about the ramifications.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:26 PM on December 03, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 13: Duuuuuuuval Edition

My picks:

Cowboys by 18 (lock)
Colts by 6
Chargers by 9 (lock)
Lions by 12 (lock)
Falcons by 5 (lock)
Steelers by 4
Buccaneers by 10 (lock)
Dolphins by 12 (lock)
Texans by 3
Rams by 5
Eagles by 3
Chiefs by 6
Jaguars by 5

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:19 AM on November 30, 2023

CFL Pickem Champion: rcade

I'd like to thank the academy. And Jeeebus, of course.

Congrats, pope-squatter.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:00 PM on November 23, 2023

Montreal Alouettes Win 110th Grey Cup

In related news, my picks were garbage.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:58 PM on November 23, 2023

Colts Owner Jim Irsay: I'm Victim of Prejudice


Seriously, fuck this guy. In a league populated with Bidwells and Snyders, he still ranks as one of the worst in the NFL.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:57 PM on November 23, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 12: Tryptophan Edition

My picks:

Cowboys by 12 (lock)
49ers by 10 (lock)
Dolphins by 8 (lock)
Falcons by 5
Steelers by 4
Titans by 3
Buccaneers by 5
Giants by 2
Texans by 4
Browns by 3
Cardinals by 5
Chiefs by 6 (lock)
Eagles by 4 (lock)
Ravens by 11 (lock)
Bears by 2

posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:54 PM on November 23, 2023

CFL Pickem: Grey Cup Edition

My picks:

Blue Bombers by 6 (lock)
Grey Cup MVP: Zach Collaros
Top rusher: Brady Oliveira
Top receiver: Austin Mack
Tiebreaker: Winny 22 Monty 16

posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:55 PM on November 18, 2023

NFL Pickem Week 11: Joshua Unitas Edition

My picks:

Ravens by 8 (lock)
Browns by 9 (lock)
Lions by 14 (lock)
Chargers by 10 (lock)
Dolphins by 18 (lock)
Commanders by 6 (lock)
Cowboys by 24 (lock)
Jaguars by 5
Texans by 3
49ers by 10 (lock)
Bills by 2
Seahawks by 3
Broncos by 5 (lock)
Chiefs by 5

posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:37 PM on November 16, 2023

Draymond Green Chokes Rudy Gobert During Game

A positive Tie Domi reference on SpoFi? Man, this place has changed.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:33 AM on November 16, 2023