- 09:22 PM
- 10/18/26
Revised picks for week 5:
Bengals by 10 (lock)
Patriots by 5
Vikings by 5
Jets by 5
Steelers by 5
Texans by 5
Commanders by 3
Broncos by 5
Lions by 7
Bears by 5
Seahawks by 5
Falcons by 5
Rams by 5
posted by NoMich at 11:52 AM on October 10, 2026
Us fans of the Dan Patrick Show were given bad news this morning. The greatest caller in sports talk radio history, Chris in Syracuse, died a few weeks ago. Sad.
posted by NoMich at 04:25 PM on October 09, 2026
My picks for week 5:
Cowboys by 10 (lock)
Eagles by 5
posted by NoMich at 01:10 PM on October 08, 2026
We got us Bama Bryce finally, baby!
My property taxes won't go up since I'm about 3 hours away from Charlotte. I am, however, only about 10 minutes from where the Hurricanes play.
posted by NoMich at 06:17 PM on October 05, 2026
Revised picks for week 4:
Commanders by 6
Ravens by 14 (lock)
Bills by 7
Bears by 5
Bengals by 5
Texans by 5
Giants by 7
Rams by 5
Packers by 5
Vikings by 10 (lock)
Chiefs by 7
Seahawks by 7
49ers by 5
Lions by 5
Saints by 5
posted by NoMich at 12:14 PM on October 04, 2026
An oil change? With these crude prices?!
posted by NoMich at 09:33 AM on October 03, 2026
My picks for week 4:
Steelers by 6
posted by NoMich at 04:42 PM on October 01, 2026
Double oof, but this time is hilarious.
posted by NoMich at 10:06 AM on September 30, 2026
Panthers by *24*?! And locked?! Oof, son...
posted by NoMich at 11:37 AM on September 28, 2026
I filled out the week 3 form earlier today. Did those picks make their way to you or do I need to do from the link in this post?
Just for reference, here they are:
Packers by 10 (lock)
Bills by 10 (lock)
Panthers by 5
Lions by 7
Texans by 5
Jaguars by 5
Chiefs by 14 (lock)
Titans by 5
Bengals by 6
Seahawks by 7
49ers by 10 (lock)
Vikings by 5
Ravens by 6
Saints by 7
Rams by 7
Eagles by 6
posted by NoMich at 09:12 PM on September 23, 2026
My picks for week 3:
Packers by 10 (lock)
Bills by 10 (lock)
Panthers by 5
Lions by 7
Texans by 5
Jaguars by 5
Chiefs by 14 (lock)
Titans by 5
Bengals by 6
Seahawks by 7
49ers by 10 (lock)
Vikings by 5
Ravens by 6
Saints by 7
Rams by 7
Eagles by 6
posted by NoMich at 03:38 PM on September 23, 2026
Fanatics refunded anyone that put money on NC State +3.5 or on a parlay since it was a generational bad beat. LOL
posted by NoMich at 01:47 PM on September 21, 2026
NC State fans to remain under observation through tomorrow.
The Wolfpack ain't for soft people, as Philip Rivers likes to say. Meanwhile, the shitshow in Chapel Hill is rolling deeper into the shit and Duke is just keeps on minding its own business and winning ball games. All you can do is sit back with your bbq plate (stop asking me if I want slaw, of course I want slaw, it's barbecue!) and laugh.
posted by NoMich at 08:14 AM on September 21, 2026
Revised picks for week 2:
Falcons by 5
Ravens by 10 (lock)
Bears by 7
Texans by 6
Patriots by 7
Packers by 5
Buccaneers by 10 (lock)
Eagles by 10 (lock)
Jaguars by 5
Chargers by 5
Seahawks by 10 (lock)
Cowboys by 6
49ers by 17 (lock)
Chiefs by 10 (lock)
Rams by 7
posted by NoMich at 09:07 AM on September 20, 2026
My picks for week 2:
Bills by 8
posted by NoMich at 03:18 PM on September 17, 2026
Bills over Lions by 8
posted by NoMich at 01:37 PM on September 17, 2026
HP Lovecraft would like to have a word. (hopefully not a racist one)
posted by NoMich at 09:40 AM on September 10, 2026
Parkinson's. Oof. Poor guy.
posted by NoMich at 08:53 AM on September 10, 2026
The WBPL gets its very first ejection! And that umpire hat logo is pretty nice.
posted by NoMich at 12:05 PM on September 09, 2026
Revised picks:
Titans by 5
Chargers by 14 (lock)
Raiders by 5
Packers by 5
Eagles by 6
Cowboys by 6
Broncos by 5
posted by NoMich at 08:38 AM on September 09, 2026
My picks:
Seahawks by 5
Rams by 5
Bears by 10 (lock)
Bengals by 5
Lions by 10 (lock)
Bills by 6
Ravens by 5
Jaguars by 10 (lock)
Steelers by 5
posted by NoMich at 08:36 AM on September 09, 2026
Wade would talk a whole lot of shit about Mulkey in advance of their fight, but then would weasel out of it in the last minute.
posted by NoMich at 08:33 AM on September 09, 2026
Pablo dropped a hint yesterday alluding to the Dodgers. Could it be similar team shenanigans or more to the Ohtani gambling story?
posted by NoMich at 09:12 AM on September 04, 2026
Why is Kawhi not being punished in any meaningful way? It's not like this happened to him without his consent.
posted by NoMich at 11:15 AM on September 03, 2026
Wow! OK. There are consequences. Good.
posted by NoMich at 05:08 PM on September 02, 2026
We got us our first $20 million per season man in the NHL. Too bad that Colorado can't afford a better defense now.
posted by NoMich at 03:31 PM on August 30, 2026
What makes Vaibhav Sooryavanshi so destructive? The remarkable numbers of a remarkable 15-year-old
The boy from Bihar: The making of Vaibhav Sooryavanshi, Indian cricket's 15-year-old batting prodigy
posted by NoMich at 12:54 PM on August 27, 2026
Victoire's PWHL championship Walter Cup trophy missing after not arriving in Alberta
posted by NoMich at 09:21 AM on August 22, 2026
Lakers sold? "Not so fast, my friend," says Jeanie Buss. Lakers governor Jeanie Buss says siblings cannot sell family's stake to Bob Iger, Joshua Kushner
posted by NoMich at 02:48 PM on August 20, 2026
CloseCallSports digs into the situation.
posted by NoMich at 05:33 PM on August 11, 2026
Pablo Torre on today's Dan Patrick Show.
posted by NoMich at 05:18 PM on August 07, 2026
Wait! Is this another one?!
posted by NoMich at 05:04 PM on August 07, 2026
That guy is so wrong. The only choice is the Cowboys because eff the Cowboys.
posted by NoMich at 01:09 PM on July 30, 2026
Under Peter Karmanos, the team was floundering, missing the playoffs, hiring incompetent coaches, taking no chances, and seemingly fine with losing. Us Caniacs were ready for new ownership and we got it. Yeah, Dundon makes crazy decisions that we don't always like, but he wants what us fans want: a winning hockey team that is capable of earning the Cup every season. The Dundon-led Hurricanes are the complete opposite of the Karmanos era. They've taken chances on a rookie head coach, a rookie GM, bold choices in the free agent market and trade market, and some of those chances worked out magically and some haven't. So what? Find guys that do work out and keep moving forward.
When you read stories like this Cup story, always keep in mind: this is the same organization that when called a bunch of jerks by a very popular hockey commentator, they made a t-shirt out of it on the very next day and have made a mint from it. When the Canes win the Cup next year, Dundon can put his dog's name on for all I care.
posted by NoMich at 10:40 AM on July 12, 2026
England end Mexico's World Cup with best win on foreign soil in their history
posted by NoMich at 10:12 AM on July 06, 2026
Happy Canada Day but for Americans.
posted by NoMich at 01:48 PM on July 04, 2026
And the #1 overall pick in the recent NHL draft is Trondk Hwchin. His grandpa is a survivor of Canada's Indian reeducation program.
posted by NoMich at 08:26 AM on July 01, 2026
The Florida Panthers trade three first round picks and a second round pick to the Ottawa Senators for meathead #2, Brady Tckachuck. The Panthers now have 0 first round picks until 2031 and have only $7 million in cap space with only six defensemen under contract and zero goalies.
posted by NoMich at 09:06 AM on June 22, 2026
Has John Tortorella set a record for the shortest duration as the head coach of a Stanley Cup finals team? Hired by Vegas on March 29 and dismissed on June 16, a total of 49 days in the position. What might management expect for performance?
He was replaced by the head coach of their AHL affiliate. Apparently this was in the plans for a while now. I guess they didn't want to throw him to the wolves as the playoffs were approaching.
posted by NoMich at 02:23 PM on June 17, 2026
ABC/ESPN executives are celebrating right now. The NBA had the highest TV ratings since 1998 and the NHL had their highest since 2019.
posted by NoMich at 11:27 AM on June 17, 2026
Put the stadium where the hockey fans in the area live.
posted by NoMich at 06:50 PM on June 13, 2026
Went to get some tickets for Sunday night's Hurricanes watch party in the Lenovo Center and noped out as soon as I got in the queue for tickets. I only had about 70k folks in front of me.
posted by NoMich at 04:09 PM on June 12, 2026
I guess the Tr*mp jinx lasted only through the first half of last night's game. Did the Knick's staff perform some sort of cleansing ritual during halftime?
posted by NoMich at 07:23 AM on June 11, 2026
I probably would've just keeled over right then and there.
posted by NoMich at 11:20 PM on June 09, 2026
How much money is being made on Carolina's damned dang own goals? Two last night and one in game 2.
posted by NoMich at 01:02 PM on June 07, 2026
You know the injury is bad when the opposing players are waving wildly to the injured player's bench. Last I heard, they took him to the hospital.
posted by NoMich at 11:10 AM on June 05, 2026
I'm never getting to sleep tonight. Also, game 1 had the highest TV audience since game 1 of the 2019 Boston/St Louis Finals.
posted by NoMich at 12:04 AM on June 05, 2026
My picks:
Knicks in 6
Top point scorer: J. Brunson (NYK)
Top rebounder: Wemby (SAS)
Game 1 winner: Knicks
Team scoring most points in game: Knicks
Series MVP: J. Brunson (NYK)
Top fouler: KAT (NYK)
Top three-point shooter: J. Champagnie (SAS)
posted by NoMich at 04:05 PM on June 03, 2026
If the Canes can't win any board battles and if their so-called top line can't get it together, this series won't last long.
posted by NoMich at 04:00 PM on June 03, 2026
The Canes were too sad over the news of the passing of Peabo Bryson to be able to properly play their game last night. The game was a whole new world because they were up against a beauty *and* a beast.
posted by NoMich at 09:36 AM on June 03, 2026
Time for OKC to do the honorable thing and announce that Chet was playing through a broken leg all game.
posted by NoMich at 05:10 PM on June 02, 2026
My picks:
Alouettes by 5
Blue Bombers by 6
Redblacks by 7
My first year doing this.
posted by NoMich at 08:06 AM on June 01, 2026
boberry biscuits for everyone! I'm buying!
posted by NoMich at 07:35 AM on May 30, 2026
NFL Pickem Week 6: Think of England Edition
My picks for week 6:
Bears by 5
Ravens by 7
Colts by 5
Patriots by 10 (lock)
Saints by 5
Eagles by 5
Steelers by 5
Rams by 14 (lock)
Chiefs by 7
Bills by 7
Packers by 5
49ers by 10 (lock)