- 08:32 AM
- 11/23/24
$3 million for showing up and $2.5 million for winning. Even if had lost he still would have won for the weekend.
posted by Turbo at 08:28 AM on February 06, 2006
I think $100,000 is a little much, but I also think $1,000 is not that much, especially when the NFL is a cash cow.
posted by Turbo at 08:24 AM on February 06, 2006
"He didn't do anything wrong. The world will all know when the truth comes out." The same goes for Saddam.
posted by Turbo at 08:12 AM on January 26, 2006
Just wait until Vegas is betting on which game he dies in.
posted by Turbo at 10:08 AM on January 23, 2006
Rickmon Logan aka the Kobe of Noth Carolina was the leading scorer with 652 points! That means he probably shot aroung 1,200 shots.
posted by Turbo at 09:24 AM on January 17, 2006
New England and New York share coaches like OJ and Marcus Allen share women. Hopefully Mangini does not get slashed to bits.
posted by Turbo at 08:09 AM on January 17, 2006
I bet Sophie Sandolo is beating off big mullet, flannel wearing, Ford Ranger driving, LPGA fan with a giant stick.
posted by Turbo at 04:10 PM on January 13, 2006
I love people that use more than one !!!!!!!! Oh, damn he must be serious since he used!!!!!!!!
posted by Turbo at 09:18 AM on January 13, 2006
Palmer does not need knees, he could throw 60 yard fade passes out of a wheel chair. He will be back.
posted by Turbo at 07:20 AM on January 13, 2006
I want to see those boots added in skeleton racing.
posted by Turbo at 08:23 AM on January 10, 2006
What about Vasher, sorry I am still on my UT buzz.
posted by Turbo at 03:35 PM on January 06, 2006
Reggie Bush was the 3rd best player on the field last night. He lost millions, Matt lost millions and Vince made millions if he leaves. Vince is 5 for 5 on fourth quarter combacks, it was nothing new to texas fans, they have seen it before.
posted by Turbo at 10:54 AM on January 05, 2006
It is a sport. A sport with a beer in one hand, or a plate of nachos, and lets not forget the fact that you have the smoke in the eyes thing going.
posted by Turbo at 12:18 PM on January 03, 2006
He should have turned it into a pinky ring.
posted by Turbo at 04:51 AM on December 23, 2005
That dude looks like george the aninmal steel on stilts.
posted by Turbo at 12:09 PM on December 19, 2005
Is the champagne room the 2 by 2 pisser?
posted by Turbo at 04:04 PM on November 29, 2005
Lets see if Dan Patrick will still suck Irvins pipe, errrrrr kiss his ass.
posted by Turbo at 08:04 AM on November 28, 2005
I have $200 and some free time. I would love to take the football away from Farve. Although it would be easier if I played for the Vikings secondary.
posted by Turbo at 04:03 PM on November 23, 2005
What would you do with Davis, who just signed a big contract?
posted by Turbo at 09:19 AM on November 23, 2005
When asked about what he thought about the Muhammed Ali Center, Ali said, " AHHH UGGGGG PPPHHHHH DAAAAAA" and then spit on himself.
posted by Turbo at 03:01 PM on November 21, 2005
I did not realize that when I started playing football in seventh grade that I was already 12 years behind a lot of kids.
posted by Turbo at 02:55 PM on November 21, 2005
I was 8 and that was my first memory of the NFL.
posted by Turbo at 05:24 PM on November 18, 2005
Should I post my post again?
posted by Turbo at 05:19 PM on November 18, 2005
Why is Philadelphia going to beat the crap out of McMahon? AAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOO Goood Buddy, Yes AH AH AH, YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!
posted by Turbo at 04:47 PM on November 17, 2005
I think JJ will bring justice to the suffering (TO). JJ always thinks about what he is getting into (women besides his wife). And is known for giving great knowledge. And the Rev. JJ once said "One thing I know, negroes can drive cars fast," How can you doubt this guy?
posted by Turbo at 04:33 PM on November 14, 2005
Could Sharper be a pro bowler with just one game?
posted by Turbo at 03:18 PM on November 14, 2005
Sorry, I guess it would help to read the whole article. Nevermind.
posted by Turbo at 10:22 AM on November 14, 2005
I would have sworn that Chris McAllister returned a FG 108 on Monday night about two years ago? Remember and on the run back Ray Lewis lit someone up. Maybe it was 107?
posted by Turbo at 10:19 AM on November 14, 2005
As a cowboy fan it has to be TO.
posted by Turbo at 12:56 PM on November 13, 2005
This story makes me realize that I just do not care about my dog as much as Steve cared about his.
posted by Turbo at 08:39 PM on November 12, 2005
A Black Cultural Fiction?Did he get the crap kicked out of him before he took that picture or is that knot on his forehead permanent?
posted by Turbo at 12:46 PM on November 11, 2005
A Black Cultural Fiction?Yao Ming should start a company selling merchandise from the old chinatown league that spanned the 40's and the 50's in Mexico?
posted by Turbo at 12:23 PM on November 11, 2005
They would have to have a dome stadium. The celebs and porn stars and whoever else lives out there would not want to get hot, or cold, or have their hair blow around during a game. I would love to see 80,000 people looking around for celebs and not wathcing the game. I smell true fan base.
posted by Turbo at 09:25 AM on November 11, 2005
Mike Tyson's best quote ever “[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
posted by Turbo at 07:28 PM on November 10, 2005
Two years ago I could have had LT as my keeper. Suck it.
posted by Turbo at 06:05 PM on November 09, 2005
If only his dad had a way to make some quick cash to bail him out???????
posted by Turbo at 03:21 PM on November 07, 2005
They should have just set off a few car bombs right before the game to delay it a bit.
posted by Turbo at 03:21 PM on October 31, 2005
$21,000 will go a long way for the average Canadian. He probably still lives with his parents and is sober like 3 days out of the year.
posted by Turbo at 03:29 PM on October 28, 2005
I am typing this (right now)
posted by Turbo at 09:07 PM on October 26, 2005
She probably got murdered do to looting and other white sox fan antics.
posted by Turbo at 11:19 AM on October 26, 2005
A gay female athlete. Well knock me over with a feather, I am shocked. I must admit that when they do not wear flannel shirts and drive around in there little Ford Rangers it is hard for me to pick up on their sexuality.
posted by Turbo at 07:55 AM on October 26, 2005
Originally Minute Maid Park had plans for a burning cross out on that hill in center field, but then they realized that Minute Maid Park was actually in the inner city so they decided against it.
posted by Turbo at 10:04 PM on October 25, 2005
Way to pick that Dolphins / Chiefs game after the game.
posted by Turbo at 08:59 AM on October 22, 2005
They should have Ted Williams frozen head compete against somebody.
posted by Turbo at 08:12 PM on October 20, 2005
Have yall seen "Bring it on"? I think that sums it up.
posted by Turbo at 03:03 PM on October 20, 2005
Think about it, he is getting 3 more years of sweet butt lovin. That Larry Bird thing was just a decoy.
posted by Turbo at 01:26 PM on October 20, 2005
Would people get Yao Ming confused with Frankenstein?
posted by Turbo at 02:03 PM on October 19, 2005
They need one for Shawn Kemp. They would make a ton of money when he buys one each for his kids.
posted by Turbo at 10:35 AM on October 19, 2005
Haven't they used 3 consecutive #1 picks on receivers (drug suspensions aside)? Dear Yerfatma, Yes they did get 3 first round draft pick WR's and they did get a big name Tight End. You see I was trying to, nevermind you would not understand.
posted by Turbo at 04:01 PM on October 18, 2005
A RECIEVER, he needs at least 3 and they should have gone out and got him a big named Tight End.
posted by Turbo at 02:03 PM on October 18, 2005
Where was Ray Lewis last night?
posted by Turbo at 09:29 PM on October 17, 2005
A-Rods uncle use to drink lots of Pepsi.
posted by Turbo at 10:04 AM on October 17, 2005
Note to self when trying to kidnap someone. If they do not answer the door break in through the air conditioner? I may have watched too many movies, but I thought you were suppose to break a small window by the door, or pick a lock. Could you imagine all the stupid stuff they would have done by the time they got to Miami?
posted by Turbo at 03:23 PM on October 14, 2005
I heard they are going to pass out orange slices in inner city schools?
posted by Turbo at 12:48 PM on October 12, 2005
Is this part of Mike Tice righting the ship? Or was that riding the ship?
posted by Turbo at 12:43 PM on October 12, 2005
What would it take to ride one of these?
I would do it only if I got to wear Jessica Alba's undercarriage on my face like a feed sack while I was ridding the wave.