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October 19, 2005
Kids: Please make sure you get a parent or adult to help you with this activity:
To put you in the holiday mood, pumpkin stencils of your favorite Detroit Pistons. [via]
posted by yerfatma to basketball at 06:58 AM - 13 comments
What, no Darko? Pffft.
posted by gspm at 07:32 AM on October 19, 2005
If you do the Ben Wallace one, stencil it low so the whole pumpkin becomes his hair. This is great.
posted by chicobangs at 08:33 AM on October 19, 2005
TOOLS: Spoon, Serrated knife, Pin or nail, Paring knife Just another example of NBA culture encouraging our youth to play with dangerous weapons.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 08:38 AM on October 19, 2005
Are the pumpkins required to wear causal business attire?
posted by mayerkyl at 08:57 AM on October 19, 2005
Are other teams doing this as well? I want a Ron Artest one, so we can throw beer cups at it, and see if it still attacks...
posted by MeatSaber at 08:58 AM on October 19, 2005
If the kids these guys have fathered ALONE purchase these stencils it will be a tremendously profitable venture.
posted by dyams at 09:13 AM on October 19, 2005
I want a Ron Artest one, so we can throw beer cups at it, and see if it still attacks... Or you could just stick it in a box with a Ben Wallace O' Lantern and see if they grapple for $10 million. If the kids these guys have fathered ALONE purchase these stencils it will be a tremendously profitable venture. I must've missed the Shawn Kemp stencil.
posted by Ufez Jones at 09:37 AM on October 19, 2005
Are other teams doing this as well? If they make one of a chauffer being shot by Jayson Williams I'll buy it.
posted by smithnyiu at 10:24 AM on October 19, 2005
They need one for Shawn Kemp. They would make a ton of money when he buys one each for his kids.
posted by Turbo at 10:35 AM on October 19, 2005
If I make one with Marcus Camby would he want royalties?
posted by Richard j Garcia at 11:35 AM on October 19, 2005
They scrapped the Camby stencil. It was so detailed it broke as soon as you put it out on the step.
posted by yerfatma at 11:41 AM on October 19, 2005
Would people get Yao Ming confused with Frankenstein?
posted by Turbo at 02:03 PM on October 19, 2005
I was hoping the Celtics would provide a Larry Bird circa-1983 stencil for giant gourds.