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Ufez Jones
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Name: S.
Location: StL
Gender: disgruntled goat, MFFL
Member since: February 04, 2002
Last visit: December 29, 2025

Ufez Jones has posted 371 links and 3,212 comments to SportsFilter and 27 links and 725 comments to the Locker Room and 1 column.

Sports Bio

In StL, but a fan of most Dallas teams. Jerry Jones as a general manager is the best reality show around.

Recent Links

The Dallas Mavericks are firing GM Nico Harrison.: After a 3-8 start (including going 0-for-the-West) and nine months after shipping Luka Doncic to the Lakers in an under-the-table midnight deal, Nico can go back to selling shoes.

posted by Ufez Jones to basketball at 10:45 AM on November 11, 2025 - 13 comments

The Denver Nuggets have fired head coach Michael Malone with three games left in the regular season: Malone had served as Denver's head coach since 2015 and was the fourth-longest tenured NBA coach, trailing Pop, Kerr, and Spoelstra. The Nuggets are a on a four-game skid and caught up in a Royal Rumble for seeding in the West as the playoffs near.

posted by Ufez Jones to basketball at 04:38 PM on April 08, 2025 - 1 comment

Coming to Broadway this season: KAT!: The Minnesota Timberwolves are trading Karl-Anthony Towns to the New York Knicks for Julius Randle, Donte DiVincenzo, and a first-round draft pick.

posted by Ufez Jones to basketball at 03:01 PM on September 28, 2024 - 0 comments

Adrian Beltre, Joe Mauer, and Todd Helton elected to Cooperstown.: Beltre and Mauer are first-balloters; Helton makes it in on his sixth try. They will be inducted along with former manager Jim Leyland.

posted by Ufez Jones to baseball at 07:29 PM on January 23, 2024 - 4 comments

Shohei Ohtani signs record deal with the Los Angeles...Dodgers: In the biggest MLB contract so far, the Dodgers and Ohtani have agreed to a 10-year, $700 million deal.

posted by Ufez Jones to baseball at 09:17 PM on December 09, 2023 - 6 comments

Recent Comments

NBA Pickem Week 10: Merry Hoopmas

My picks:

Knicks by 8
Thunder by 3
Mavericks by 7
Lakers by 6
Timberwolves by 4
Spurs by 9
Mavericks by 9

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:10 AM on December 25, 2025

NFL Pickem Week 17: Two Weeks Left

My picks:

Cowboys by 10 (lock)
Lions by 13 (lock)
Broncos by 17 (lock)
Chargers by 10 (lock)
Packers by 4
Bengals by 8 (lock)
Steelers by 9
Titans by 3
Jaguars by 10
Buccaneers by 6
Patriots by 14 (lock)
Seahawks by 9
Raiders by 4
Bills by 8
Bears by 7
Rams by 10 (lock)

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:09 AM on December 25, 2025

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

"Clusterfuck" seems about right.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:29 PM on December 19, 2025

NFL Pickem Week 16: Oh the Ligaments

My picks:

Seahawks by 8

posted by Ufez Jones at 06:01 PM on December 18, 2025

NBA Pickem Week 9: NBA Cup Final

My picks:

Spurs by 11
Knicks by 10
Thunder by 19 (slam dunk)

posted by Ufez Jones at 06:31 PM on December 16, 2025

NBA Pickem Week 8: NBA Cup Runneth Over

Revised picks:

Thunder by 12

posted by Ufez Jones at 04:49 PM on December 13, 2025

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

I popped on the Washington/Furman game (mostly to see if I actually have access to ESPNU, which, yay) and the Furman University team all have "FU" on the backs of their jerseys where the names usually are and I kinda love it.

posted by Ufez Jones at 07:25 PM on December 12, 2025

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

Ooh, so we may get some Snowccer. Nice!

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:51 PM on December 12, 2025

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

This does seem a weird time of year for an outdoor championship. Growing up playing soccer in OK you kinda just dealt with the various elements, but I always found playing in the cold especially miserable. Nothing like hopping in the shower the next morning and looking down to find your legs that are tie-dyed with bruises from getting smacked by a rock-hard ball.

That might work in SLU's favor though - we're currently clear but are up to 10.5" of snow already for the Winter and it's felt like January more often than not for about six weeks so they should be pretty acclimated to it by now.

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:48 AM on December 12, 2025

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

If you're sensing an unidentified source of tension in the locker room today, it's probably because my Billikens are down NoMich's way preparing to take on the NC State Wolfpack in one of tonight's Men's NCAA Soccer Final Four semifinal matches.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:00 AM on December 12, 2025

NFL Pickem Week 15: Old Man Rivers

My picks:

Buccaneers by 9 (lock)
Bears by 16 (lock)
Bengals by 4
Chargers by 6
Bills by 3
Commanders by 7
Eagles by 6
Jaguars by 10 (lock)
Texans by 7
Broncos by 6 (lock)
Rams by 6
Panthers by 8
49ers by 9 (lock)
Seahawks by 19 (lock)
Cowboys by 15 (lock)
Steelers by 6

posted by Ufez Jones at 04:41 PM on December 11, 2025

NBA Pickem Week 8: NBA Cup Runneth Over

Revised picks:

Lakers by 12 (slam dunk)

posted by Ufez Jones at 05:30 PM on December 10, 2025

NBA Pickem Week 8: NBA Cup Runneth Over

My picks:

Heat by 5
Raptors by 7
Thunder by 19 (slam dunk)

I'm gonna wait and see if Wemby is coming back or not before picking that Spurs/Lakers game.

posted by Ufez Jones at 04:31 PM on December 09, 2025

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

I hope my excitement will appear once the games actually start but I'm really starting to dread the run up to the Cup.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:27 PM on December 05, 2025

NFL Pickem Week 14: The Eagles Have Landed

My picks:

Lions by 3
Seahawks by 17 (lock)
Bengals by 3
Browns by 6
Commanders by 7
Jets by 4
Buccaneers by 19 (lock)
Jaguars by 6
Ravens by 5
Broncos by 11 (lock)
Bears by 8
Rams by 12 (lock)
Chiefs by 6
Chargers by 5

My winning a week may be the biggest upset of all.

posted by Ufez Jones at 06:29 PM on December 04, 2025