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December 07, 2006
The Hell with the Weblog Awards. : We were snubbed. They didn't nominate us for best sports blog. I guess they didn't get a copy of our new guidelines either.
posted by jerseygirl to navel gazing at 03:14 PM - 122 comments
I'd have to agree with you, jg. In my menial job, I spend a lot of time on the web during the day, and am wholeheartedly devoted to SpoFi and it's members. Who the heck are these other guys?
posted by hawkguy at 03:47 PM on December 07, 2006
Like Ozzie Guillen says: Fuck these people. Fuck them. Like I give a shit about these people.
posted by chicobangs at 03:48 PM on December 07, 2006
Wasn't that, "Fuck these fucking people"?
posted by lil_brown_bat at 03:52 PM on December 07, 2006
Fuck you fucking fucks?
posted by jerseygirl at 04:05 PM on December 07, 2006
You [deleted]ers may be [deleted]ing right. I spent a whole 30 [deleted]ing seconds Goog[deleted]ling for the exact [deleted]ing quote to no avail, before [deleted]ing myself a sandwich and a tall glass of [deleted], which made me feel so much [deleted]ing better.
posted by chicobangs at 04:14 PM on December 07, 2006
You had a tall glass of fuck?
posted by jerseygirl at 04:22 PM on December 07, 2006
You did what to a sandwich?
posted by MrFrisby at 04:27 PM on December 07, 2006
What, 15 going on 16K users isn't enough?
posted by dusted at 04:45 PM on December 07, 2006
I think it was because of me. I'm sorry. Banish me if you must.
posted by NoMich at 04:51 PM on December 07, 2006
Hey, we don't need no stinking award from them fucks....... We know who's #1! I nominate SportsFilter as Best SportsBlog of All Time....
posted by skydivedad at 04:55 PM on December 07, 2006
jerseygirl, face it. It's nature's perfect food. I like it with just a touch of seltzer as a late-afternoon [deleted]-me-up.
posted by chicobangs at 05:07 PM on December 07, 2006
Meh. Weblog awards are *so* 2002. What, 15 going on 16K users isn't enough? Speaking of, who's heading up the five-year anniversary celebration committee? We're less than two months away!
posted by Ufez Jones at 05:51 PM on December 07, 2006
My eyes! I don't think I've ever seen SDD swear before. Speaking of, who's heading up the five-year anniversary celebration committee? We're less than two months away! 5 years for me in February. What's the traditional gift for the 5-year anniversary?What are you getting me? I do believe the traditional 5th anniversary gift is Red Sox tickets. I'll check Hallmark though to be sure.
posted by jerseygirl at 05:59 PM on December 07, 2006
I blame NoMich.
posted by justgary at 06:27 PM on December 07, 2006
I know Deadspin, Ben Mahler and True Hoop, but the others are new to me. Rhubarb! Rhubarb!
posted by rcade at 06:39 PM on December 07, 2006
Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches! If it weren't for this site, I'd be productive. I owe you guys my life. jersey, I believe five years is the "congratulatory email" anniversary...oh, dear, now I've given it away, haven't I?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:42 PM on December 07, 2006
That's right. The traditional gift of 5 years anniversary is kilobytes. Grand!
posted by jerseygirl at 06:44 PM on December 07, 2006
Deadspin is poo. At least in terms of their NHL coverage. I'd think SpoFi would have to win Best Sports Community, if such such a web award existed. Sure, other blogs do the blog thing better, but here it is about discussion, not in-jokes and flashy graphics. [cue in-jokes, flashy graphics] [or just flashing in-jokes]
posted by gspm at 07:00 PM on December 07, 2006
Well, we'll just have to initiate our own awards ceremony, and become self-appointed World Champion. Like the various boxing 'organisations'. By the way, anyone know how to get laundered cash out of Vegas? This could be profitable.
posted by owlhouse at 08:13 PM on December 07, 2006
Sure, other blogs do the blog thing better, but here it is about discussion, not in-jokes and flashy graphics. I think we should send Greg Maddux after the rest of the competition! And then dance on their skulls! 
posted by grum@work at 08:42 PM on December 07, 2006
3 guys are walking down the street. 2 of them walk into a bar, the 3rd guy ducked. In case that's not an in-joke... 
posted by MrFrisby at 09:02 PM on December 07, 2006
Ack! Stupid interweb thingy. There's more than one way to peel a banana... 
posted by MrFrisby at 09:59 PM on December 07, 2006
You [deleted]ers may be [deleted]ing right. I spent a whole 30 [deleted]ing seconds Goog[deleted]ling for the exact [deleted]ing quote to no avail, before [deleted]ing myself a sandwich and a tall glass of [deleted], which made me feel so much [deleted]ing better. You had a tall glass of fuck? What else would one drink after fucking a sandwich?
posted by JJ at 07:41 AM on December 08, 2006
Bah. No mention of Free Darko negates any discussion of best sports blog awards. Moving on. Deadspin, while at times spectacularly amusing, has become home to an incredible amount of assholes. I am getting a little surprised at the amount of overt racism and anti-gay drivel that is spewed there. It used to be piecemeal, but someone opened the floodgates recently. And they don't discuss sports on that website. It's more of a sports-culture at large deal. SpoFi doesn't have to win any awards to keep me coming back.... Several times in a day.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 08:59 AM on December 08, 2006
I nominate SpoFi for the "Most Entries That Had me ROFLMAO" award. The above thread has been one of them. The occupants of the next "cube" are beginning to peer over the wall at me. It's OK, they just think I'm senile. Old age is a wonderful excuse for anything.
posted by Howard_T at 10:18 AM on December 08, 2006
I imagine the people who nominate blogs for the Weblog Awards wandered into a Barry Bonds thread are were too traumatized to ever glimpse this site again.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 10:38 AM on December 08, 2006
Goog[deleted]ling Awesome Deadspin, while at times spectacularly amusing, has become home to an incredible amount of assholes. I am getting a little surprised at the amount of overt racism and anti-gay drivel that is spewed there. It used to be piecemeal, but someone opened the floodgates recently. Agreed. It's been downhill since they opened the Deadspin Hall of Fame, not sure if that had anything to do with it.
posted by tron7 at 10:44 AM on December 08, 2006
they have a Hall of Fame?
posted by jerseygirl at 10:46 AM on December 08, 2006
Yes, and Barabaro got robbed!
posted by tron7 at 11:30 AM on December 08, 2006
From what I saw, their hall of fame was eerily similar to the banned topic list here. Agree about the sports culture thing... Same with Kissing Suzy Kolber. Very funny, but not exactly sports. (Or I should say, not exactly sports the way I prefer my sports.) Both are worth an occasional visit and are usually good for a chuckle... But I get withdrawals if I don't check spofi regularly.
posted by SummersEve at 12:01 PM on December 08, 2006
You like us. You really like us!
posted by jerseygirl at 12:03 PM on December 08, 2006
From what I saw, their hall of fame was eerily similar to the banned topic list here. Huh? We can't talk about Panther Cheerleaders here?
posted by tron7 at 12:57 PM on December 08, 2006
Not unless you include pictures.
posted by chicobangs at 01:00 PM on December 08, 2006
Preferably [deleted]ing pictures.
posted by NoMich at 02:15 PM on December 08, 2006
I'm voting for Sportsfilter as a write-in for the NHL All-Star game.
posted by Samsonov14 at 06:47 PM on December 08, 2006
posted by wingnut4life at 02:42 PM on December 09, 2006
Yoda is sooooo coooooooool!
posted by wingnut4life at 02:43 PM on December 09, 2006
Where the swamp bubbled up like a big old carbonated soda...y-o-d-a yoda.
posted by hawkguy at 03:42 PM on December 10, 2006
5 years for me in February. /gives an appreciative, respectful bow My one-year anniversary was last week. I celebrated by sitting in my living room with a nice scotchyscotchscotch and pontificating on the pageantry of baseball, and Derek Jeter in particular. Pretty much like what I do on SportsFilter, but annoying to far fewer people. I rounded out the evening by making a really snarky, off-topic comment to my cat. Then I deadbolted the door, peeked out the peephole to make sure Maddux wasn't lurking, and went to bed. The mylar balloon from the event is going on e-bay if anyone is interested. I wrote the username of every SpoFi member on it in the signature style I imagined they would use. I'll let you guess whose "i" I dotted with a little heart. p.s. Weblog awards are for sellouts. We're officially still on the grunge tip.
posted by BullpenPro at 02:38 PM on December 12, 2006
We're officially still on the grunge tip. Whoah, too weird. I need to do laundry in a bad way, so I had to go digging for a clean t-shirt this morning. I found my circa-1989 Nirvana t-shirt. It's the "2 virgins" shirt. I've never seen another one like it. I got it at the Blind Pig in Ann Arbor during the Nirvana/Steel Pole Bathtub/Flaming Lips show. Cobain couldn't play his guitar and sing at the same time. At least not that night anyway.
posted by NoMich at 02:49 PM on December 12, 2006
I'll let you guess whose "i" I dotted with a little heart. I'm going to feel loved whether it was me or not. My one-year anniversary was on November 18th... Needless to say I wasn't very excited that day.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 05:13 PM on December 12, 2006
I'll let you guess whose "i" I dotted with a little heart. I hope it's me.
posted by SummersEve at 06:07 PM on December 12, 2006
One year on December 29th. Love this place!
posted by hawkguy at 06:08 PM on December 12, 2006
My one year was in October. I have been a member of this community longer than I have held most jobs or been in most romantic relationships. I am a sad, little man. We're officially still on the grunge tip I still think flannel and doc martins are cool.
posted by HATER 187 at 08:30 PM on December 12, 2006
I feel so... middleish. Listening to Clapton play one of his crappish mid-80s pop hits (from the Live Aid DVDs) ain't helping.
posted by billsaysthis at 12:09 AM on December 13, 2006
I'll let you guess whose "i" I dotted with a little heart. I hope it's me. Oh, SummersEve, you smelly little fool. You don't even have an "i" to dot. Everyone knows that I am the one he's talking about! Actually, he's had the hots for jg for as long as I can remember. Who hasn't?
posted by wingnut4life at 08:12 AM on December 13, 2006
Actually, he's had the hots for jg for as long as I can remember. Who hasn't? Aww, I'm flattered. I don't even care about that little jeter issue.
posted by justgary at 08:21 AM on December 13, 2006
Did you just accuse wingnut of having a little jeter?
posted by SummersEve at 08:37 AM on December 13, 2006
As another JG person every time I see those initials I have stop, look both ways and Listen befor I move to the next comment. Oh yea my one year wont get here till January 8 of '07. I was kinda on the front line of the population explosion here at Spofi. I may not comment very often but Im here about every day, 3 or 4 times a day.
posted by Folkways at 08:39 AM on December 13, 2006
Today is my 2nd year anniversary. So, I probably should get china or balloons or at least a song.
posted by bperk at 08:53 AM on December 13, 2006
Did you just accuse wingnut of having a little jeter? Eeeew, it's pink and wrinkly!
posted by wingnut4life at 09:06 AM on December 13, 2006
or at least a song. All around the country and coast to coast People always say, "What do you like most?" I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast I always tell 'em, "I like toast." YEAH, TOAST!!
posted by MrFrisby at 09:22 AM on December 13, 2006
Happy anniversary to you Happy anniversary to you Happy SpoFi anniversary, Mr. bperrrrrrrrrrk! Happy anniversary to you.
posted by jerseygirl at 09:22 AM on December 13, 2006
posted by wingnut4life at 10:10 AM on December 13, 2006
Yay for bperk! I'm a few weeks older than j-girl, and I feel ancient.
posted by chicobangs at 10:34 AM on December 13, 2006
I officially arrived a week after jerseygirl, but I lurked without a name or an opinion for about a month before that. (So is jerseygirl's arrival like some sort of measuring tool? Am I "1-week AJG" and chicobangs is "2-weeks BJG"?)
posted by grum@work at 11:30 AM on December 13, 2006
I'm a few weeks older than j-girl, and I feel ancient. UR WIKKID OLD GRAMPS
posted by yerfatma at 11:33 AM on December 13, 2006
Oh yea my one year wont get here till January 8 of '07 I hereby dub you "insufficiently street." I've been here for 4.5 years, or so. Not that anyone's noticed.
posted by rocketman at 11:46 AM on December 13, 2006
UR WIKKID OLD GRAMPS You forgot the LOLZ ROFLCOPTER!1!1!!
posted by jerseygirl at 12:40 PM on December 13, 2006
Actually, he's had the hots for jg for as long as I can remember. Who hasn't? Aww, I'm flattered. I don't even care about that little jeter issue. Comment icon posted by justgary at 8:21 AM CST on December 13 Oh, your user name isn't jus tgary? Well, I feel stupid now.
posted by NoMich at 12:45 PM on December 13, 2006
YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! In my day, we didn't have ROFLCOPTERS. We had to make do with LAFFASAURUSES, which weren't funny so much as carnivorous. Heck, when the HA AIR BALLOON was invented, it turned brother against brother, village against village, tribe against tribe! It was very funny! Except not funny at all! Hey, these geritols taste like ex-lax! Which of you kids zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
posted by chicobangs at 01:07 PM on December 13, 2006
(is that the sound of your sphincter...uh...flexing?)
posted by garfield at 03:15 PM on December 13, 2006
Happy anniversary, bperk!! You definitely deserve some recognition. Here's a plan: Go to Georgia Brown's on 15th. Order the fried chicken. Best fried chicken in town. Then head up to U Street and catch Matisyahu at the 9:30 Club. After the show, grab a sangria at the Chi Cha Lounge. Now, remember, put everything on one credit card. Then post the card number and access information for your account here, and we'll take care of the rest. Enjoy!
posted by BullpenPro at 04:10 PM on December 13, 2006
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 05:19 PM on December 13, 2006
I never lurked. Garfield told me about it and the first day I showed up, I commented on three or four posts.... That was, like, 3,400 comments ago. Much like the Simpsons, I can't remember where I went first on the internet before I knew the mighty SpoFi.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 05:47 PM on December 13, 2006
I've always found it interesting looking at the amount of comments people have. You can have a user number of 11 but it doesn't mean as much (at least to me) if you have 17 comments.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 06:30 PM on December 13, 2006
I'd rather have 17 great comments than 760 mediocre ones (at best).
posted by BullpenPro at 06:42 PM on December 13, 2006
This totally doesn't deserve its own post, so I leave it here: a Metafilter policy discussion regarding kirkaracha's posting of Sportsfilter in a comment. MetaTalk is the best.
posted by rocketman at 07:13 PM on December 13, 2006
Apropos of nothing, YYM, but everytime I look at your profile I think your website URL is "theremyreport.com"
posted by jerseygirl at 07:15 PM on December 13, 2006
My favorite comment in that MeTa thread.
posted by jerseygirl at 07:19 PM on December 13, 2006
MetaTalk! I found SpoFi through an ad over at MeFi. That was four and half years ago.
posted by NoMich at 07:38 PM on December 13, 2006
My favorite comment in that MeTa thread That's not funny, my friends call me Hobo Dan (long story). And since we are talking about anniversaries, my one year is coming up on December 30th.
posted by MrFrisby at 07:44 PM on December 13, 2006
/ignores the loser with a five digit user number
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 08:15 PM on December 13, 2006
said the 4-digit guy.
posted by jerseygirl at 08:28 PM on December 13, 2006
That's digital discrimination. I'm taking this to MeTa.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 09:43 PM on December 13, 2006
said the 4-digit guy Sure. Go ahead. Rag on the four digit numbers. We're easy. No, we are not well-trained in filters Meta and otherwise. Yeah, we came over from yahoo, trained at ESPN message boards, with our AP story posts,our all-caps,our excessive bold, our misspellings, poor grammar and inane banter. We are the harbingers of cliches, filled with disdain for Barry Bonds, T.O., women in a men's game AND the people who have disdain for them. We are the unwashed masses. But you must know today, my friend, that we are the glue that holds this site... nay, this country, together. Cue whistling of Battle Hymn of the Republic 1776 -- does that year ring a bell? It was a four digit year. Was it three digits when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Hell, no. And it ain't three digits now. The year Don Budge was born, the year of Byron Nelson, of Mary Lou Retton, of Ellis/Quarry, of Brian Boitano, of the Dream Team (the good ones... not the ones that lost), of Average Joes over Globo Gym, the year Al Michaels asked "Who the hell is Oswald the Lucky Rabbit?" and the year Joe Namath kissed Suzy Kolber right on the lips... four digits. You and I were born in a four digit year, and by god, we are going to die in one. We love every one of Barbaro's four long digits -- even the one that's broken and needs to grow a hoof or something. Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown actually had four digits. Every athlete who ever proclaimed themselves "Number 1" stuck four digits into their palms... and so did every athlete who ever told a drunken fan to go screw. We are mutts. YYM's a mutt. Look, his nose is cold. But there is no dog who is more faithful than the mutt. We are here to make sure that every thread that runs off on a tangent regarding political correctness goes at least 100 comments. We are here to make sure that when you wake up in the middle of the night and turn on your computer, there are still 3 new comments on the front page. We are here every day, making ridiculous accusations and fundamentally flawed observations, entertaining you when you can no longer entertain yourselves, and holding up the First Amendment, which holds dear our right to say anything we want to say anywhere we want with no repurcussions whatsoever by anybody for any reason, with lots of punctuation or none whatsoever, as God intended. Now, you can say what you will about me. But when you speak ill of the "4-digit guy," you're not just putting him down, you are spitting on the sacred document that houses those very precious First Amendment rights. And I will not sit here and listen to you bad mouth the Declaration of Independence! People!!
posted by BullpenPro at 11:03 PM on December 13, 2006
I nominate BullpenPro for SpoFi Class President.
posted by dusted at 02:07 AM on December 14, 2006
Just as long as he isn't put in charge of teaching history.
posted by apoch at 03:34 AM on December 14, 2006
Does he own a v-neck sweater vest?
posted by yerfatma at 06:15 AM on December 14, 2006
That was great!
posted by jerseygirl at 06:16 AM on December 14, 2006
Four-digiters Unite! Fight the oppression from the one-two-three-ers! But not the five-digiters. They are scum.
posted by wingnut4life at 06:40 AM on December 14, 2006
Can we have favorites? Because BullpenPro is my favorite.
posted by rocketman at 08:04 AM on December 14, 2006
I call them bookmarks.
posted by yerfatma at 08:22 AM on December 14, 2006
You kids be careful with all your digits and whatnot.
posted by chicobangs at 09:35 AM on December 14, 2006
Too late, I'm stuck in the vacuum cleaner.
posted by MrFrisby at 10:01 AM on December 14, 2006
Thanks, bpp. I have never been proud to be a four digiter until now. Also, I followed your advice to celebrate. Please remit $152.35 post haste.
posted by bperk at 10:52 AM on December 14, 2006
I've never wanted a favorites feature on SpoFi more than I do right now. Amazing.
posted by Venicemenace at 11:12 AM on December 14, 2006
Was it three digits when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Uhm...er...Mr. Bullpen, sir...I think it was Matsuzaka Daisuke that flew the airplanes.
posted by Howard_T at 11:25 AM on December 14, 2006
Wow...just wow, bpp. I'm so proud of you!
posted by hawkguy at 11:51 AM on December 14, 2006
Was it three digits when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Best part of the tirade. The absence of a question mark is a very nice touch.
posted by qbert72 at 11:52 AM on December 14, 2006
BullpenPro, that speech was like Henry V at Agincourt. You are a true leader, whose men would follow you anywhere. Probably out of curiosity, more than anything else.
posted by owlhouse at 02:04 PM on December 14, 2006
See, the four-digiters now have a proud rallying cry, a manifesto. The one- and two-digiters are so high up on the mount of olympus that nothing will ever touch them. Who's going to be the forgotten generation, the Korean War veterans of Spofi? Us three-digiters, that's who. Excluded from the one- and two-digit elite, yet without the numbers of the four-digiters to make us a force to be reckoned with, we three-digiters are destined to be ground under the iron heel of history into an insignificant chaff that blows away and accumulates in the corners and about which nothing much is ever said except, "God damn, this place is filthy! Why doesn't anyone sweep this crap up and throw it out?" This is a BYOB pity party, btw.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 02:12 PM on December 14, 2006
Yep, we're the Jan Brady of SpoFi.
posted by NoMich at 02:14 PM on December 14, 2006
the one- and two-digiters are so high up on the mount of olympus Well, I don't hold my manhood cheap whiles any posts of the deeds they've done that day.
posted by yerfatma at 02:25 PM on December 14, 2006
BullpenPro I consider it an honor not only to be a fellow four-digiter, but to also be a fellow three thousander with you. Of course I'm still having problems digesting the whole mutt thing.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 02:27 PM on December 14, 2006
Us three-digiters, that's who. Excluded from the one- and two-digit elite, yet without the numbers of the four-digiters to make us a force to be reckoned with, we three-digiters are destined to be ground under the iron heel of history into an ins...blah blah blah I'll trade ya numbers.
posted by tron7 at 02:50 PM on December 14, 2006
This thread taunts me in the office. The work webfilter was fine with Chico, LBB and JG saying Fuck, but the minute SDD dropped the Fuck-bomb, it locked. I guess four fucks is enough for anyone. My second anniversary was in October. I threw a party, but no one came. I had to eat all the Scotch eggs myself.
posted by Mr Bismarck at 03:17 PM on December 14, 2006
Yeah, screw them five-digit scumbag motherf[deleted]ers. Shoulda built that [deleted]ing wall when we first started talking about it so those scum [deleted]ing five-digiters didn't come in here and ruin the place. at least i don't have a little jeter
posted by SummersEve at 03:17 PM on December 14, 2006
I love me some SportsFilter; keeps me away from the porn...so...ya know....my wife loves SportsFilter too. Ah yes...Master of My Domain...
posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 03:33 PM on December 14, 2006
I know this isn't a link dump, or a proper nomination gift, but this is kind of like a present for everybody.
posted by garfield at 03:43 PM on December 14, 2006
Of course I'm still having problems digesting the whole mutt thing. Never saw Stripes?
posted by NoMich at 03:43 PM on December 14, 2006
Friends, Spofites, countrymen, lend me your screens. I tried to keep quite. I tried to stay silent as BullpenPro unleashed vitriolic demagoguery across this hallowed site. I tried to still my keyboard's righteous indignation against his hate crimes against history and good sense, but I could not stand by, no matter how I tried. Do not let his appeals to base emotion sway you! My dear comrades, I beg of you, do not let the truthiness of his words blind you to the history he would deny. Do we not all know of the horrible mayhem and dissension caused by the 14K revolution on Metafilter? Have we forgotten the lessons of history? First he singles out the three digits. He blames us for the economic problems that we have not caused. He blames us for all the four digit's problems. Once he has whipped up hysteria, will we not all be sequestered away? Locked in threads against our will endlessly debating Michelle Wie and Barry Bonds? Once we are gone, who will be next? The Double Digits? The Singletons? Who next will face the wrath of his hysteria? No one I say! No one! If we stand united against these hysterical heresies we can prevail! Not one of us shall feel the wrath of unjust persecution, as long as we do not give in to the pull of BullpenPro's rhetoric! Stand with me Brothers and Sisters! Stand against Tyranny!
posted by apoch at 03:47 PM on December 14, 2006
First they came for the three digits and I did not speak out.
posted by Mr Bismarck at 04:06 PM on December 14, 2006
Do not speak evil against BullpenPro, apoch. The one who speaks against BullpenPro or judges BullpenPro, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. All hail BullpenPro!
posted by wingnut4life at 05:16 PM on December 14, 2006
Nicely done, everybody. Smacks of serious learnedness up in this bizzatch. BPP - honestly - top ten post of all time. All time. Just wow. And lbb - I'm knee deep in the triple digit pity party. Smells like vindication.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 09:12 PM on December 14, 2006
Yep, we're the Jan Brady of SpoFi. Then we must be Marcia. That's cool and all but I'm not too keen on having a crush on my step-brother when I know he as the hots for my mom. As far as following BPP, I was on board but he keeps not saying but just saying something about defending the house that Ruth built...on St. Crispin's day? I think he just wants me to like the Yankees.
posted by tselson at 09:24 PM on December 14, 2006
honestly - top ten post of all time. I'd like to see that list.
posted by YukonGold at 05:28 AM on December 15, 2006
I'm still having problems digesting the whole mutt thing. Try some extra meat tenderizer and a dash, just a dash, mind you, of MSG.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:04 AM on December 15, 2006
honestly - top ten post of all time I'm not sure it cracks the top-10 on this thread, but if it got just one person's digit stuck in a vacuum cleaner it was totally worth it.
posted by BullpenPro at 11:48 AM on December 15, 2006
"I love me some SportsFilter; keeps me away from the porn...so...ya know....my wife loves SportsFilter too. " Hey Tex, you might be interested in the fledgling community weblog I'm starting in the new year; SpornFilter. Welcome to the Pink™.
posted by Mr Bismarck at 01:12 PM on December 15, 2006
SpornFilter? Spoon porn?
posted by NoMich at 02:01 PM on December 15, 2006
Spoon porn? Don't be absurd. Sporks, obviously.
posted by Mr Bismarck at 02:05 PM on December 15, 2006
Apoch I hate to break it to you, but we have the numbers. It's called a war of attrition my friend.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 04:23 PM on December 15, 2006
YYM, I know it is hopeless. I couldn't even match a tenth the brilliance of BullpenPro's comment.. someone had to try.. even though it was doomed to fail. How can anyone compete with that?
posted by apoch at 04:28 PM on December 15, 2006
First they came for the three digits and I did not speak out. That's fine, as long as they only make it part way through the two digits. (Yes, I'm boggled that I seem to be the "oldest" poster here...)
posted by tieguy at 05:22 PM on December 15, 2006
(And wha... seriously? Someone complained about self-linking on MeTa two days ago? I didn't even look at the date of the post- assumed it was 2001/2002. Jeez. Grow up already.)
posted by tieguy at 05:24 PM on December 15, 2006
Don't Trust Anybody Under 2000. Friggin' commies.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:51 PM on December 15, 2006
The funny thing is we're 45 apart, but I joined a day later. And I let that email from kirk sit in my inbox for a week because I was so pissed they had stolen the thunder from Yukon & I. It was impressive thunder, due to beer drinking.
posted by yerfatma at 08:51 PM on December 15, 2006
Slacker. :)
posted by tieguy at 01:01 PM on December 16, 2006
Sure thing gramps.
posted by yerfatma at 06:38 PM on December 16, 2006
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