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Member since: April 27, 2007
Last visit: September 27, 2022

beaverboard has posted 20 links and 6,376 comments to SportsFilter and 0 links and 3 comments to the Locker Room.

Recent Links

I Don't Want Cooperstown, I want Shaughnessy: Curt Schilling's thoughts on baseball immortality and settling scores.

posted by beaverboard to baseball at 01:58 AM on January 27, 2021 - 5 comments

Chargers Team Doctor Punctured Tyrod Taylor's Lung: Broadcasters during the Chargers/Chiefs game on Sunday were mystified by the last-minute absence of quarterback Tyrod Taylor, who wasn't on the injury list but did not make the start. Coach Anthony Lynn revealed that Taylor missed the game because the team doctor accidentally punctured his lung while administering a painkiller injection for Taylor's cracked ribs. He's out indefinitely.

posted by beaverboard to football at 04:26 PM on September 23, 2020 - 2 comments

I Was the Fastest Girl in America, Until I Joined Nike: Elite runner Mary Cain's harrowing tale of breakdown in the grips of the Nike training program.

posted by beaverboard to general at 07:34 PM on November 08, 2019 - 3 comments

Fools Rush In Where Scots and Augusta Members Fear To Tread: Notes and wanderings from the Waste Management Phoenix Open

posted by beaverboard to golf at 10:19 AM on February 28, 2018 - 1 comment

111 NFL Brains Examined By Neuropathologist: All but one were found to have CTE.

posted by beaverboard to football at 12:24 PM on July 25, 2017 - 5 comments

Recent Comments

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Trevor Lawrence is quickly getting more than good enough to win but I do miss seeing DJ Chark in a Jags uniform.

Even though DJ makes Detroit better and I want the Lions to be relevant and have a good roster.

posted by beaverboard at 01:58 PM on September 27, 2022

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

I didn't have the intestinal fortitude to watch the film of that Niners game.

Jimmy was more or less worth what they paid him last year and is more or less worth what they're paying him this year. Unless he's viewed strictly as a backup to Trey Lance, in which case, he's the highest paid QB2 in the league.

Since they both left the Patriots roster, Jacoby Brissett has gradually gotten better at playing the QB position professionally, and Jimmy G has gotten progressively worse.

posted by beaverboard at 04:41 PM on September 26, 2022

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

On behalf of rcade's safety, I'm visualizing Hurricane Ian as a long pass being thrown by Carson Wentz.

That way, if Wentz was aiming at Jacksonville, the ball would actually go to Governor DeSantis in Tallahassee.

posted by beaverboard at 02:43 PM on September 26, 2022

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

My phone says that momentum is building among NFL owners toward ousting Daniel Snyder.

C'mon, phone. You've told me shaky stuff before. Be right about this.

No amount of ownership sentiment shift is going to result in progress if Jerry Jones and the Mara-Tisch group haven't bought in.

posted by beaverboard at 11:41 AM on September 25, 2022

SportsFilter: The Saturday Huddle

Syracuse has no business being in the ACC. We've got enough orange teams already.

Wish they would go back to the Big East or to another conference.

They have a knack for being Virginia's nemesis. Including last night on the football field.

Virginia has notched a few lacrosse and women's soccer whuppings to help ease the pain but beyond that, for Cavalier fans medicating traditionally and affordably, the remedy of choice is grain alcohol and bottom shelf bourbon.

posted by beaverboard at 10:39 AM on September 24, 2022

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

It would be a totally Browns predicament for the team to be 8-3 and loving life with Jacoby Brissett when guaranteed gazillionaire Deshaun Watson returns from his suspension.

posted by beaverboard at 11:34 AM on September 23, 2022

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

I'm fighting Father Time as best I can, dressing like a high school boy and the Lt. Governor of Pennsylvania.

I stay in shorts until around Thanksgiving. Or until women my age start looking at me with a pained expression.

With woolen socks and flannel boxers, a person can go far. And I know damn well I'm more comfortable than King Charles au naturel in a kilt at Balmoral. Put all the highland sweaters you want on him, there's still gonna be a draft.

In my mind, I see Howard in his day of worship vestments and regalia. Which is quite a distinguished vision. Other than that, I figure he's in his plate umpire ninja turtle getup.

posted by beaverboard at 01:37 PM on September 22, 2022

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

The new logo is nice, but Howard and I have our attention directed elsewhere.

We'll be in Worcester attending a music performance by rap legend Antonio Brown.

If we're lucky, he'll perform his big hit "Moving Day" with the classic refrain "The fuck outta here".

posted by beaverboard at 10:45 AM on September 22, 2022

NFL Pickem Week 3: Jaguar Juggernaut Edition

Any NFL game week that begins with Steelers-Browns and ends with Cowboys-Giants has been set up by Sominex and My Pillow.com

posted by beaverboard at 10:24 AM on September 22, 2022

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

I remember when the 1984 Bears suffered a painful loss in the NFC Championship game. They were coming on strong until then and everyone knew they would be an express freight train in 1985.

Probably too early to say it this year, but the 2022 Bills are pumping out a similar vibe. And there's not a whole lot of cupcake on their schedule. It ought to be fun to watch.

There are gamedays when you can't really tell how tricky the weather conditions are inside the Bills home stadium until you watch someone besides Josh Allen throw the football.

posted by beaverboard at 11:07 AM on September 20, 2022

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

The 49ers' new hit single with apologies to Michael Jackson:

Jimmy G is not my starter
He's just a guy who keeps on being the one
The kid went out and won

posted by beaverboard at 10:58 AM on September 19, 2022

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

NC State may be 3-0 but NoMich is probably thinking about making a pilgrimage out to Boone to catch some of that App. State magic.

posted by beaverboard at 10:56 AM on September 18, 2022

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

My mother got sheets like this for my brother's bed when we were kids.

posted by beaverboard at 02:53 PM on September 16, 2022

Roger Federer is retiring

Craig Morton? Clint Longley? Danny White?

posted by beaverboard at 12:20 AM on September 16, 2022

Roger Federer is retiring

I can't tell if rcade means Roger Penske or Roger Maris.

posted by beaverboard at 06:08 PM on September 15, 2022