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Member since: April 27, 2007
Last visit: November 25, 2020

beaverboard has posted 19 links and 5,625 comments to SportsFilter and 0 links and 3 comments to the Locker Room.

Recent Links

Chargers Team Doctor Punctured Tyrod Taylor's Lung: Broadcasters during the Chargers/Chiefs game on Sunday were mystified by the last-minute absence of quarterback Tyrod Taylor, who wasn't on the injury list but did not make the start. Coach Anthony Lynn revealed that Taylor missed the game because the team doctor accidentally punctured his lung while administering a painkiller injection for Taylor's cracked ribs. He's out indefinitely.

posted by beaverboard to football at 04:26 PM on September 23, 2020 - 2 comments

I Was the Fastest Girl in America, Until I Joined Nike: Elite runner Mary Cain's harrowing tale of breakdown in the grips of the Nike training program.

posted by beaverboard to general at 07:34 PM on November 08, 2019 - 3 comments

Fools Rush In Where Scots and Augusta Members Fear To Tread: Notes and wanderings from the Waste Management Phoenix Open

posted by beaverboard to golf at 10:19 AM on February 28, 2018 - 1 comment

111 NFL Brains Examined By Neuropathologist: All but one were found to have CTE.

posted by beaverboard to football at 12:24 PM on July 25, 2017 - 5 comments

Michael Powell follows the sad, dirty trail of big time high school and college ball: For some prominent college coaches, the disheartening math seems to go as follows: win wherever and however you can, and hope that not all of your prior triumphs end up getting vacated.

posted by beaverboard to basketball at 02:02 PM on March 04, 2016 - 1 comment

Recent Comments

Diego Maradona has died

He could have stood in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot somebody without getting a red card.

posted by beaverboard at 03:36 PM on November 25, 2020

SportsFilter: The Wednesday Huddle

The age-old question in times of trouble is: "Who ya gonna call?"

And as NoMich knows, when it comes to QB's, the answer is: North Carolina State.

Hence, to enhance your holiday viewing experience, Ryan Finley will be under center for the snakebit Bengals and the immortal Mike Glennon will be taking the field for the Jags.

posted by beaverboard at 10:52 AM on November 25, 2020

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Separated at birth

posted by beaverboard at 09:02 AM on November 24, 2020

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

Jomboy reminded me that I hadn't checked out a Brett Kollmann clip in a while, so I watched his drink gripping deconstruction of former Texans GM Bill O'Brien.

posted by beaverboard at 11:25 PM on November 23, 2020

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

I see that glitzy Kardashian accessory Tristan Thompson has agreed to relocate to the freewheeling, spontaneous home of the New England Boiled Dinner.

posted by beaverboard at 11:07 AM on November 23, 2020

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

Isn't that a frightening thought? The word has pretty well fanned out to all corners about Harbaugh's issues by this point, but that may not stop the Fords from rushing in where angels fear to tread. They seem determined to learn things the hard way.

A lot of GM's understood that Patricia wasn't head coaching material when he got off the plane wearing a Goodell clown T shirt after the Pats beat the Falcons in the Super Bowl, but that didn't derail the Lions front office's headlong pursuit of mediocrity.

posted by beaverboard at 12:37 AM on November 23, 2020

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

Think of the shutout as the team doing a public service on behalf of its fans. If the Texans beat the Loins decisively on Thursday, then the Matt Patricia situation should be more than clarified.

Maybe even clarified enough for the shilly-shallying Ford family.

Hard to believe that when I was a kid, Firestone was known for their "rubber meets the road" ad campaign. Martha Firestone Ford fell a country mile from that apple tree.

posted by beaverboard at 07:57 PM on November 22, 2020

SportsFilter: The Sunday Huddle

What does it do to the internal organs of NoMich when the Lions play the Panthers and someone has to lose?

posted by beaverboard at 05:51 PM on November 22, 2020

SportsFilter: The Saturday Huddle

I thought he went for the sleepy eyed Morrison and Kaminsky because he wanted his own Luc Longley.

posted by beaverboard at 02:04 PM on November 22, 2020

SportsFilter: The Saturday Huddle

Congratulations to crack executive Michael Jordan for continuing to have a hell of a week in Hornetville.

First he ropes in the Ball family on draft night, then he entices Hayward to join the crew.

I couldn't wait for Hayward to leave Boston, but did not anticipate the entertainment value he'd provide upon his departure. If you like laughing about dollar bills.

The amount of money Michael is paying Hayward is absurd. His overvaluation is up in the Juwan Howard area.

Michael must have thrown up part of his brain when he ate that Game 5 Salt Lake City pizza in 1997.

If he continues to be a profoundly inept celebrity financial wizard, he'll eventually be obliged to run for president.

posted by beaverboard at 11:29 PM on November 21, 2020

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

Meddler, provocateur, virus downplayer, former Jets coach, and all purpose cartoon duck Lou Holtz has tested positive for COVID-19.

He was immediately classified as a high risk individual due to his ability to initiate a super spitter event.

Mark May could be reached for comment.

posted by beaverboard at 08:46 AM on November 20, 2020

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

When they played at Clemson, that's when they were the real Carolina Panthers.

According to the mustard BBQ peeps.

posted by beaverboard at 06:23 PM on November 19, 2020

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Well, then I guess you won't have to personally escort Mr. B to the Skylight for chopped meat. He probably already knows about it.

posted by beaverboard at 02:15 PM on November 19, 2020

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Please join No Mich in welcoming LaVar Ball to the previously undisturbed state of North Carolina.

posted by beaverboard at 09:23 AM on November 19, 2020

SportsFilter: The Wednesday Huddle

Drew Brees is out at least a couple of weeks. So I assume we're going to see some Jameis 2.0

God forbid the Saints decide to keep trotting Taysom Hill out there to do his tired Tebow act instead.
At this point, any DL that allows yardage on those predictable Taysom tuck and carry plays should have to run several extra sets of stadium steps after practice.

posted by beaverboard at 02:49 PM on November 18, 2020