Recent Locker Room Comments by jojomfd1

I needed to make this link dump, for this video I found that was not enough for a FPP. However, I needed to posted it!

I am guessing that this didn't help Joba's attitude towards Cleveland much. Funny little clip though after the great bug game of last year's playoffs.

posted by jojomfd1 at 08:43 AM on May 08, 2008

I needed to make this link dump, for this video I found that was not enough for a FPP. However, I needed to posted it!

I am not a big fan of them myself Bill. The funny part is the guy slips in the beginning, on the easiest part of the whole thing. I'd have turned around right there!

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:21 AM on May 03, 2008

SportsFilter Team Ownership Project

This would be awesome! Definately count me in for some extra money if we do that too!

posted by jojomfd1 at 10:04 AM on March 15, 2008

Calling All Rookies

"her kitty must be made of gold" I have heard this used many times before, and it has never been used to refer to a specific color. It is used to mean that the woman in question must have an actual "Golden kitty", as in one that is better then all of the others in the entire world. Otherwise the guy in question would not be so whipped by said "kitty." That being said, it is a sexist thing to say and does not belong on this site. Some other sports site, go right ahead. Here though we have a very good sized group of intelligent female posters that will take offense to comments like that. They should not have to be subjected to them on their site by a new poster that didn't read the guidlines well enough to be posting yet. So, if you got smacked down for it, just learn from it and quit making such a big deal out of your own lack of respect for everyone else on this site.

posted by jojomfd1 at 08:34 AM on January 24, 2008

Wiki Report

Well if the Pantheon or you think of anything, just let me know. If I haven't done it before, I can figure it out or I'll ask!

posted by jojomfd1 at 08:16 AM on January 24, 2008

Wiki Report

terrapin, if there is something that needs added or editted, just let me know. I am off work for quite a while now. The boredom is a killer.

posted by jojomfd1 at 02:54 AM on January 24, 2008

Calling All Rookies

There is the screen shot, I will be done with the hijack too, Thanks for all of your help. Hijack, thats kinda fun to type, huh! It looks damn cool too. We can say we Hijacked something today, before 10:30 am!

posted by jojomfd1 at 09:13 AM on January 18, 2008

Calling All Rookies

Terrapin, I just followed the links in your blog, you got Gmail. Screenshot on its way.

posted by jojomfd1 at 09:04 AM on January 18, 2008

Calling All Rookies

I'll email you my info right now, thanks!

posted by jojomfd1 at 08:31 AM on January 18, 2008

Calling All Rookies

[vet] Thanks to the Spofi Gods for zapping that Man tapes jersey to child to chair nightmare! I was starting to think the actual Taper was a spofi member. I beleive it was things of that nature that summers eve was referring to when he said "When did sportsfilter become the "Extra" of sports news? If it's sports news and it bleeds it'll be tops on sportsfilter." I don't think it happens to the extent to cause anyone to quit. However it does need to be slowed down some, with over 16,500 members and counting everyday, I doubt it will ever be stopped completely. What I would like to suggest would be a link from the sign up guidelines, to the page. That page has a lot more useful guidelines on it for the new user. Although the last time I checked the .info site all of the pages were blacked out. You had to click and drag the entire box you wanted to read to see the words.? Plus, we would get more use out of the .info site this way too. Just an idea.

posted by jojomfd1 at 08:05 AM on January 18, 2008

Shotgun in the bucket

The bathrooms at my school were worse than the local dive bar, it was hard to pee without the fear of catching something itchy. After they went 1-5 why didn't somebody tell those rough, tough football players to stand up and pee?

posted by jojomfd1 at 09:31 PM on January 13, 2008

Shotgun in the bucket

I was always told that it was a signal to the center that everybody was set. That he could snap the ball at will, kind of like a silent count. In as much as the defense had no clue how long after the foot raise the ball was actually comming. However, neither did the O-line or any other offensive player either for that matter.

posted by jojomfd1 at 04:50 PM on January 08, 2008

Happy Festivus, Merry Chrismukkah, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year.

Happy Holidays to all here at spofi. I hope you all enjoy a safe and fun season wether it be with family, or friends, or both! Here's to a happy and healthier 2008!

posted by jojomfd1 at 09:19 AM on December 23, 2007

Editorializing on the Front Page

It still would have been funny to watch!

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:09 PM on October 16, 2007

Freakin' (Early) Friday.

was that a Michigan helmet on TD Jesus? At least there is one end zone they could find this year!

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:08 PM on October 16, 2007

Editorializing on the Front Page

You da man Gary! I thought we were going to have to sick lbb on him, pretty soon. That could have been ugly after the women comments. Although we could have sold popcorn.

posted by jojomfd1 at 10:15 PM on October 14, 2007

Freakin' (Early) Friday.

That is priceless, was that a Michigan helmet on TD Jesus?

posted by jojomfd1 at 05:05 AM on October 14, 2007

Editorializing on the Front Page

I think he has set a record. The most annoyed spofites in only 10 days. Now he deserves the asshat of the year award. Please tell me he can't post to the front page yet.

posted by jojomfd1 at 02:20 AM on October 14, 2007

Editorializing on the Front Page

I didn't know what song the lyrics were from. You really had me wondering what in the hell you were listening to!

posted by jojomfd1 at 01:56 PM on October 13, 2007

Editorializing on the Front Page

I don't like the idea you have to post to have a worthwhile opinion. Allow me to elaborate some on this. I did not mean that you have to post to mean anything at all. Just that TCS had almost doubled mbd1's contributions to the site, and did it in less than a year. Plus TCS was not a bad poster, that is a lot to lose over things like mbd1's post from above. If thats what is even causing it now, and I doubt it is. One more thing, YYM what do you want to do with the king, in a shower?

posted by jojomfd1 at 06:08 PM on October 12, 2007

Editorializing on the Front Page

Who cares what mbd1 said. He has not put up an FPP in over a year, nor has he even commented until now, in two months. That shows how valuable his opinion is.

posted by jojomfd1 at 01:45 PM on October 12, 2007

Editorializing on the Front Page

Crafty, don't you think this is just a little extreme? There are no threads even now that are bashing the Yankee's. What's all the shit about self-help books, and psych disorders? Nobody has said that in here.

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:36 PM on October 12, 2007

From the Blogosphere

Many thanks rcade,I can read all the posts again. This is nice.

posted by jojomfd1 at 05:22 AM on September 28, 2007

From the Blogosphere

I am using internet explorer 6.0 and I just get a part of a white box behind the google ads. It only does it in here and in a thread off of the front page, but not on the front page. Plus I still get the horizontal scroll bar. It does cover up some of the comments from spofites also.

posted by jojomfd1 at 08:36 PM on September 24, 2007

Update and Hi Yall

Damn man I had no Idea either. If I get down that way I'll stop and have a drink with ya. I am not sure about that stout though, maybe some of these will be a little better. On a more humorous note I have a friend that I worked with at the fire station who lost his lower right leg in a motorcycle wreck. Now when the mail lady brings the mail to the station he takes his leg off and tells her "I'll show you mine if you show me yours!" Take care, and email if you ever want to chat.

posted by jojomfd1 at 05:03 PM on September 11, 2007

Help needed!

Whatever it is man it really goes with that 'stache!

posted by jojomfd1 at 06:26 AM on September 11, 2007

Help needed!

Yessir Chico, she is most definitely over the age of 10, I promise. No music has been chosen yet though. There are just way too many choices right here to choose from! Not too mention TBH and the dancing. It's no smoking jacket, but it was all I could do on a yahoo search.

posted by jojomfd1 at 11:19 PM on September 10, 2007

Help needed!

This is going to be the best entertainment at a wedding EVER!

posted by jojomfd1 at 11:09 AM on September 10, 2007

Help needed!

Thaks bill and Howard. No pre-nup, I don't like the idea and I don't believe she does either. We have known each other since I was about 12, and I just turned 33 in June. Here is a pic of us at my friends wedding last week.

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:48 AM on September 09, 2007

Help needed!

Thanks to all, you have given me plenty to choose from. I will ley everyone know how it goes and hopefully put up some pics after the trip. No she is not yet a member JG, but soon. I think she already knows most of you guys anyways, just from me laughing while reading spofi all the time. She can't handle me laughing and her not knowing why. So, thanks again guys you have all been a tremendous help!

posted by jojomfd1 at 11:31 AM on September 08, 2007

Help needed!

Thank you all for the congrats and the help so far. Crafty you have changed our plans to little Italy on Saturday, TBH start polishing those dancin' shoes(hopefully not all 17,000 pairs, people can do it themselves) and I'll get to work on the 17,000 and some odd invitations. Hawkguy I would love to see the pics you have, I was a little worried about the hotel part until you said that. DJE, we just over seeded this year. There should be plenty of "grass" for the oxen. I am still in need of a restaraunt for Friday night if anyone can help with some more choices I would be greatful. One more thing Crafty the hansom cab is a definate go. Thanks again!

posted by jojomfd1 at 03:38 PM on September 07, 2007

Help needed!

Thanks terrapin! We are staying at the Marriot Marquis in times square, with city view room. It is suppoed to look out over times square. I was there(different hotel) several years ago, and loved it. Brandi has never been to NYC. We have been talking about marriage, but she has no idea I bought the ring.

posted by jojomfd1 at 08:30 AM on September 07, 2007

Help needed!

We are omly staying from the 14th until the 16th, and would like to eat in little Italy on Friday. Saturday I need to find a really nice restaraunt(anything other than French, she is not fond of it) to take her to, as I am proposing. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks again.

posted by jojomfd1 at 01:05 AM on September 07, 2007

Link Dump

Here is a cool football story I found, By Fran Tarkenton I believe.

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:25 AM on September 06, 2007

Link Dump:

They have already raised the price by $3.00. Must be a big seller.

posted by jojomfd1 at 02:04 PM on August 07, 2007

Link Dump:

Tell me you didn't find it funny at all though, hawkguy.

posted by jojomfd1 at 06:54 PM on August 06, 2007

Link Dump:

I already ordered mine, it is hard to find things a shepard can't chew right through in a day. Especially for that price!

posted by jojomfd1 at 06:17 PM on August 06, 2007

Link Dump:

I am not to sure about this as a sport, but it is definately impressive. There is no way I am getting on a horse at all, much less while it is doing that!

posted by jojomfd1 at 11:46 PM on June 30, 2007

Link Dump:

I can only get 56.

posted by jojomfd1 at 07:23 AM on June 18, 2007

Link Dump:

Play the home run game. For those of us that can not speak german, click on the sign in front of the door after starting the game. It will then show an example of how to play!

posted by jojomfd1 at 09:33 PM on June 15, 2007

Quality of Links Decreasing. Discuss.

I hope the Foreman FPP I made is ok, if not will somebody let me know why, instead of derailing the thread please. My email is in my profile, or just do it in here.

posted by jojomfd1 at 11:59 PM on May 26, 2007

What are SpoFites' favorite books?

Blazing Saddles is also right up there. One of the classics. Candygram for Mongo, candygram for Mongo!

posted by jojomfd1 at 10:08 PM on April 26, 2007

For you loyal followers of the Chicksterhood, it's that time again...

Texan for Coach of the Year! I always look forward to reading the recap of the last game. Go Chicks!

posted by jojomfd1 at 05:59 PM on April 23, 2007

Happy Birthday!

Happy belated birthday rcade, I hope it was the best one yet. How is the big 4-0 I still have 8 more to go until then? Ha Ha Ha.

posted by jojomfd1 at 08:10 AM on April 20, 2007

Nominations: best/worst in sports

Romeo Crennel is happy to be wearing brown now, it hides his mannaries much better.

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:08 AM on November 15, 2006

Thank You Veterans

Thank you to all the veterans out there. It is you who have made it possible for us to live our lives as we do today.

posted by jojomfd1 at 05:09 PM on November 12, 2006

so ban me for life sissys

You damn gorilla. That'll cost you one key board, and you may no longer visit the internet for the rest of basketball season! I hope you have learned your lesson mister. Oh wait, I don't think weedy is a minority that can be compared to a primate in a negative way, after his ancestors were enslaved hundreds of years ago and referred to the same way. So, forget it the keyboard and net thingy, we'll just act like it never came up. j/k

posted by jojomfd1 at 09:53 PM on November 01, 2006

Link dump!

Damn that was impressive squealy, thanks!

posted by jojomfd1 at 06:42 PM on October 30, 2006

Is there anybody out there?

You tempted fate and it won, it went down for hour or so for me anyways. That was funny.

posted by jojomfd1 at 11:09 AM on October 19, 2006

Is there anybody out there?

It seems to be working again now. Thank you Pantheon.

posted by jojomfd1 at 09:23 AM on October 19, 2006

Is there anybody out there?

I could not click on to the site link like normal and get here today. Nor could I type the address into the browser and get here. I had to do a search to find the locker room. Is anyone else having the same problems also?

posted by jojomfd1 at 09:16 AM on October 19, 2006

SportsFilter Now Has a Practice Squad

I know it doesn't ryhme, but it's Farley and needed to be said.

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:11 AM on October 19, 2006

SportsFilter Now Has a Practice Squad

Holy Schnikes!

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:09 AM on October 19, 2006

Banned topic proposal

Takes the right meds.

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:03 AM on October 19, 2006

Banned topic proposal

spofi law!

posted by jojomfd1 at 08:02 AM on October 15, 2006

The Write Stuff

If we don't want AOL speak in the posts then we should also not use it there either.

posted by jojomfd1 at 11:13 PM on September 27, 2006

The Write Stuff

Comming soon to spofi.(sorry I just had to when I saw it.)

posted by jojomfd1 at 09:42 AM on September 27, 2006

NYTimes reg-free.

Thanks for the link gen Ufez I used it today for the first time. I think it would be a good addition to spofi. Could it be placed somewhere here permanently?

posted by jojomfd1 at 02:57 PM on September 26, 2006

The Write Stuff

Weedy thats the best one I've seen on here in a while. I almost fell out of my chair.

posted by jojomfd1 at 01:15 PM on September 26, 2006

Legit Discussion Shut Down -- Why?

Not just you. Sometimes I spend more time reading these, on a slow day for the front page.

posted by jojomfd1 at 07:16 AM on September 26, 2006