04/20/24
November 12, 2006
Nominations: best/worst in sports:
Best set of man-boobs: Bill Parcells.
posted by lil_brown_bat to navel gazing at 05:27 PM - 38 comments
Annnnnd the winner is: Colin Montgomery!
posted by afx237vi at 05:43 PM on November 12, 2006
Jebus! That's a nice set o' man mammaries!
posted by HATER 187 at 06:18 PM on November 12, 2006
No way, Chuck Amato's man tits are as large as the mighty Blue Ridge Mountains themselves.
posted by NoMich at 06:41 PM on November 12, 2006
posted by goddam at 07:07 PM on November 12, 2006
Bruce Arena is close, but really, wasn't anyone watching the Cowboys game today? I had to keep averting my eyes. Jeez, Bill, get a training bra, please.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 08:24 PM on November 12, 2006
posted by geekyguy at 10:07 PM on November 12, 2006
Haven't these guys heard of the Manssiere, the Bro?
posted by worldcup2002 at 11:50 PM on November 12, 2006
Charlie Weiss, and his ND fighting manboobs.
posted by louisville_slugger at 04:17 AM on November 13, 2006
But Phil's man-boobs bring so much pleasure to others... 
posted by JJ at 05:47 AM on November 13, 2006
Gas Station Attendant: [staring at Phil Mickelson's chest as he pumps gas] Just passing through, huh? Boy, that motor's sure hot! You really must have been moving on this little machine. Yessir, the thrill of the open road. New places, new people, new sights of interest. Now that's what I believe in, seeing America first! Phil Mickleson: You won't see much of it lookin' there, Columbus!
posted by NoMich at 07:45 AM on November 13, 2006
Any other nominations? Or are we just discussing the Robert Paulson award here?
posted by chicobangs at 09:31 AM on November 13, 2006
Any other nominations? Or are we just discussing the Robert Paulson award here? Fine, I'll bite: best child-bearin' hips in Major League Baseball: Roger Clemens. On edit: JJ, as much action as that photo's seen around the Interwebs, I almost feel sorry for Philly...almost.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:55 AM on November 13, 2006
Clemens does have some junk in the trunk. That's not the worst I've seen though. I used to work with a guy who had hips that would put Shakira to shame. It didn't help that he belted and cinched the hell out of his jeans either, probably because he had to buy a bigger size pant to accomodate his womanly curvations.
posted by jerseygirl at 11:26 AM on November 13, 2006
That's not the worst I've seen though. I used to work with a guy who had hips that would put Shakira to shame. It didn't help that he belted and cinched the hell out of his jeans either, probably because he had to buy a bigger size pant to accomodate his womanly curvations. You worked with Cecil Fielder?
posted by Ufez Jones at 01:42 PM on November 13, 2006
I am shocked that spofi's connoisseur of man-boobs, wingnut, has not jumped in on this thread yet.
posted by MrFrisby at 03:40 PM on November 13, 2006
I need to watch Fight Club again. Stupid job interfering with life.
posted by jerseygirl at 03:58 PM on November 13, 2006
Meatloaf tits make me HOT! Charlie Weis may not have the best man boobs, but I nominate him for the best belly-ass. 
How does he know where to pull up his pants?
posted by SummersEve at 04:04 PM on November 13, 2006
posted by vito90 at 07:42 PM on November 13, 2006
I don't know what he's winning, but Ralph Friedgen is winning something. Fear the turtle! (and jogging, and sit-ups, and flights of stairs, and airports without people-movers, and a time before Cheez-Whiz.)
posted by 86 at 09:57 AM on November 14, 2006
Well, now I feel like a bit of an idiot, because after my nomination of Parcells (inspired by Sunday's game), I couldn't find a good photo. Damn, though, he was hangin' out there.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 10:08 AM on November 14, 2006
Oh, Parcells has cleavage. He cleaves, he cleaves, oh baby, when he moves, he moves, it's so crazy.
posted by chicobangs at 10:55 AM on November 14, 2006
I want to be mature enough to not laugh at that Mickelson picture but it gets me every time. The guy in the background's facial expression ...man that is classic.
posted by Venicemenace at 11:01 AM on November 14, 2006
Yeah man, that's quite the O Face, isn't it?
posted by NoMich at 03:01 PM on November 14, 2006
If Norman Rockwell painted gay porn, he would have painted that.
posted by SummersEve at 03:04 PM on November 14, 2006
If Norman Rockwell painted gay porn, he would have painted that. You're assuming he didn't.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:09 PM on November 14, 2006
Does this even come close to a Norman Rockwell look? 
posted by NoMich at 04:12 PM on November 14, 2006
Best I could come up with. They don't look very big in that photo, but they're kinda...perky, aren't they?
posted by lil_brown_bat at 05:14 PM on November 14, 2006
You mean that mass below the belt?
posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 06:10 PM on November 14, 2006
lbb likes Parcells' front butt.
posted by jerseygirl at 06:50 PM on November 14, 2006
Yeah, despite the gains made by the UK, America still leads the world in fatasses. Breaking news. I'm sure you are toned and ready for the swimsuit issue.
posted by geekyguy at 07:14 PM on November 14, 2006
The boobs, people, the boobs! That's what I'm talking about! I have to stop this. I'm making myself ill.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 08:24 PM on November 14, 2006
Romeo Crennel is happy to be wearing brown now, it hides his mannaries much better.
posted by jojomfd1 at 12:08 AM on November 15, 2006
Bill and Bill finally give in to their baser instincts. 
Hey Coach, nice headlights.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:33 AM on November 15, 2006
In both of those pictures, Parcells' boobs are overshadowed by a 6'3", 224 pound boob next to him. ZING!!!
posted by SummersEve at 05:39 AM on November 15, 2006
If Norman Rockwell painted gay porn, he would have painted that. Well, maybe not gay porn, but there are some people who read a sexual subtext in Rockwell's paintings... Anyway, where were we?? Man boobs? Carry on!
posted by Venicemenace at 07:29 AM on November 15, 2006
the picture of the guys golfing should be banned!
posted by urantiamichael at 05:58 AM on November 18, 2006
Why, does it turn you on or sumthin?
posted by NoMich at 11:07 AM on November 18, 2006
Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!