January 26, 2008

Bite Me: NY Giants and former Patriots offensive lineman Grey Ruegamer has an interesting part-time job. Please be advised that this is not for the weak-stomached.

posted by Howard_T to football at 03:05 PM - 19 comments

Well, my day is complete now.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 03:27 PM on January 26, 2008

Takes balls.

posted by rumple at 03:34 PM on January 26, 2008

Wow, and I thought I had weird culinary habits. That's just disgusting....

posted by Mickster at 04:18 PM on January 26, 2008

Boy, if I relayed a story like that-I take it on the lamb.

posted by Nakeman at 04:38 PM on January 26, 2008

So much for counting sheep at night.

posted by BoKnows at 06:12 PM on January 26, 2008

I think I was more grossed out by the fact he saves his nail clippings and callous shavings in a cup all season long. Glad I had an early dinner, Howard_T.

posted by steelergirl at 08:36 PM on January 26, 2008

I bet at the end of a day of that, you'd be mighty testes.

posted by wfrazerjr at 10:26 PM on January 26, 2008

OK, I'll go again. I was hesitant, Ruegamer said with a sheepish grin......

posted by BoKnows at 11:03 PM on January 26, 2008

His boss is a woman who I imagine showed him the technique. That would be a scary girl friend!

posted by gfinsf at 11:16 PM on January 26, 2008

That's nothing. Mr. T eats grown men's balls, and has since the early days of the Internet.

posted by Bonkers at 11:34 PM on January 26, 2008

He's just afraid that there will be a knock at the door one day and the voice from the other side will say: "Are you my dahahahahahahaaaaady?"

posted by Tinman at 04:03 AM on January 27, 2008

Ok, I'll say it.....this was baa-aa-aa-aa-ad.

posted by NerfballPro at 08:18 AM on January 27, 2008

We used to use rubber bands. Just double them up every day and they'll just fall off. Much less gruesome than using your mouth. Bleccch.

posted by greasepig at 10:06 AM on January 27, 2008

Testacular!

posted by curlyelk at 06:27 PM on January 27, 2008

I held off reading this for a few days. Why in the name of God did I not just keep holding off?

posted by THX-1138 at 07:20 PM on January 27, 2008

So much for counting sheep at night. Just count by two's Bo.

posted by jojomfd1 at 12:39 AM on January 28, 2008

So you mean that extra large bucket of rocky mountain oysters I ate last night at the Basque restaraunt had been in someone's mouth? Ewwwwwww!

posted by tahoemoj at 03:41 AM on January 28, 2008

What, you've never heard of Basque seperatists before?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:02 AM on January 28, 2008

Just count by two's Bo. Two sheep at a time, jojo? Now, you're being cruel.

posted by BoKnows at 08:01 AM on January 28, 2008

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