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July 01, 2006
Auto Erotic: Minnesota Timberwolves big man Eddie Griffiin recently had a tough time keeping his eyes on the road and both hands on the steering wheel.
posted by aupa_athletic to basketball at 03:21 PM - 20 comments
He must have been wearing a seatbelt because he wasn't ejaculated from the vehicle.
posted by Desert Dog at 05:03 PM on July 01, 2006
Heh heh. He said big man. Heh heh.
posted by graymatters at 05:56 PM on July 01, 2006
Brilliant link. A pissed basketball player crashing his car whilst having a wank to an in-car video. He's raised the bar for dimwitted sportsmen worldwide.
posted by squealy at 06:01 PM on July 01, 2006
Just when you think you can't be suprised anymore...SHAZAMM!!!! another athelete forgets how to act mature.. I have to admit, it was funny tho.
posted by steelergirl at 06:38 PM on July 01, 2006
I guess he has trouble driving a stick?
posted by Bill Lumbergh at 09:30 PM on July 01, 2006
This has gotten me laughing. I mean, I'm glad he didn't yank his cock off when he crashed or that he didn't hurt anyone. But still, you've gotta just love the thought process here. Too drunk to pull over and have a proper wank. I mean, come on, dude, you've got an Escalade, you could have a dozen blow up dolls in the back.
posted by fenriq at 11:51 PM on July 01, 2006
dumb, plain and simple!
posted by daddisamm at 06:41 AM on July 02, 2006
This Eddie Griffin is funnier.
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:43 AM on July 02, 2006
Throw the book at this creep, and the cops too.
posted by mjkredliner at 02:39 PM on July 02, 2006
Millionaire's jerk off also?
posted by dmontez1392 at 07:00 PM on July 02, 2006
The brother should've stayed undercover.
posted by curtangle at 09:57 PM on July 02, 2006
You mean that's illegal?!? Um...is it only illegal if you get into an accident or....ahem...in general....?
posted by commander cody at 11:36 PM on July 02, 2006
In public, commander, in public.
posted by mjkredliner at 02:01 AM on July 03, 2006
Jeez, way to take all the fun out of it.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:30 AM on July 03, 2006
Perks of the Rich and famous. Throw the book at this creep, and the cops too. dumb, plain and simple! another athelete forgets how to act mature.. Can we bury the contempt for athletes crap for five seconds and just laugh at the guy? I think Eddie we'll suffer enough, he isn't ever going to live this down.
posted by tron7 at 12:08 PM on July 03, 2006
Crap, s/b 'will suffer'.
posted by tron7 at 12:31 PM on July 03, 2006
In public, commander, in public. Damn, glad I don't commute to work anymore. Whew.
posted by commander cody at 09:51 PM on July 03, 2006
No ticket? Wow, he got off easy.
posted by SummersEve at 10:53 AM on July 04, 2006
he got off... Was there DNA on the dashboard?
posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 11:27 AM on July 04, 2006
Key questions are why Griffin wasn't tested for alcohol and why the officers drove him out of the city to his home in St. Paul. Griffin also received tickets for not having a license and inattentive driving. Perks of the Rich and famous.