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Desert Dog
Name: Dan Andre
Member since: October 01, 2005
Last visit: September 25, 2007

Desert Dog has posted 5 links and 295 comments to SportsFilter and 0 links and 0 comments to the Locker Room.

Recent Links

TO survival guide.: Parcells needs to try SOMETHING!

posted by Desert Dog to football at 11:07 AM on November 10, 2006 - 32 comments

Tiger Woods promotes his own video game : and sometimes comes across as an average guy. An amusing look at a day in Tiger's life.

posted by Desert Dog to golf at 03:14 PM on October 12, 2006 - 11 comments

Johnny Mac coming back: John McEnroe will play doubles with Jonas Bjorkman in an ATP event in San Jose. It will be interesting to see if he can control his temper. Personally, I hope he doesn't. Mens tennis needs someone with a little 'personality'.

posted by Desert Dog to tennis at 11:27 AM on February 15, 2006 - 8 comments

9th round pick Luc Robitaille become Kings leading goal scorer.: Robitaille scored goals no. 551 and 552 to pass Marcel Dionne. Robitaille added an empty netter to cap his 15th career hat trick.

posted by Desert Dog to hockey at 12:48 PM on January 20, 2006 - 29 comments

Recent Comments

Ive already died four times"

Didn't I see a Simpsons' episode where all that shit happened to Homer? But this would make an excellent movie. I was thinking Jim Carey could play Johnny. I smell Oscar.

posted by Desert Dog at 06:19 PM on February 22, 2007

Team Me Up Scottie

Scotty just had a news conference. He announced that he was gay when he played in the NBA, but now he is heterosexual. Good luck on the comeback Scotty!

posted by Desert Dog at 03:30 PM on February 16, 2007

Tim Hardaway, the yin to Jon Amaechi's yang:

With all the hate this incident brought out, I doubt we'll be seeing too many (read 'zero') pro athletes or anyone contemplating coming out come out any time soon. Thats got to be a ton of weight to be carrying around, not being able to be who you are. You can't be who you are out of fear. That would suck.

posted by Desert Dog at 05:48 PM on February 15, 2007

Tim Hardaway, the yin to Jon Amaechi's yang:

All I know is that they're all evil. Shower with them? No freaking way. They'll eat you without a second thought. And don't bother trying to sleep around one. They'll eat your brain. And then they make those evil little baloon animals and have the flowers that squirt water in your face. Ha ha. Very funny you evil bastard. And what do you think those big feet are for? I'll tell you exactly what they're for. They're to STOMP you with. OK, I'm going to exercise my freedom of speech. I HATE CLOWNS!!

posted by Desert Dog at 02:15 PM on February 15, 2007

Barbaro Euthanized

I LOVED THE BIG FELLA! REST IN PEACE! And Weedy, why is it when you attempt a humorous post on a thread like this you're funny. When I attempt humor, I'm an insensitive asshole (probably because I am, but still). SummersEve, that was utterly hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

posted by Desert Dog at 11:05 AM on January 30, 2007

From a Hero to Felon.

He's running out of chances. If he keeps up his drug lifestyle when he gets out, he'll be dead within two years. Hope he makes it this time.

posted by Desert Dog at 04:12 PM on December 22, 2006

'Scuse me while I whip this out...

The fact he pissed in the street isn't the big deal. It's the fact he was drunk and didn't take a piss somewhere more discretely. He called attention to himself and investigation revealed he was DUI. Have many of us driven when perhaps we've had a few too many? I know I have in the past. Notice I said in the past. Most people in their early 20's don't always think too clearly, even when they're not buzzed. Hopefully he will be humbled by this experience and not let himself get in this kind of situation again. I think a little maturity contributes to better decision making. I know it did for me.

posted by Desert Dog at 03:02 PM on December 22, 2006

Terrell vs. DeAngelo -- Who Gives A Spit?

TO or not, it's bad sportsmanship to spit on someone. I don't think it matters who is involved, i.e. Favre, the Mannings, Brady or whoever. TO should be fined, but not suspended. As far as hocking one on Eli Manning, I think there are a lot of Giants fans who would gladly let him have it. "PTOOEY! Hey Eli, you're a fuckin' bum!" (in best Bronx accent).

posted by Desert Dog at 11:22 AM on December 18, 2006

English flags banned at the Emirates.

Politics in sports at it's finest. I don't follow soccer too much, but from what I can see, the passion and intensity fans display is is unmatched in any other sport in any part of the world. Downright scary.

posted by Desert Dog at 11:11 AM on December 18, 2006

Young Buckeyes considering NFL draft

Arrogant. When you're a fan of a great undefeated team like this year's Buckeyes, arrogant is good. Come on, if the shoe were on the other foot with the Wolverines as the undefeated team and the Bucks on the outside looking in, Michigan fans would be the same. We're just enjoying a season that doesn't come around very often.

posted by Desert Dog at 11:02 AM on December 18, 2006

Spit Happens

Stomp his guts out? Man, that's mild. I'd poke his eyes out. Then, I'd get in my mini-van and run him over. Then I'd light him on fire. Then I'd hang him from the goal post and punch him like a heavy bag. Then I'd...

posted by Desert Dog at 08:56 PM on December 17, 2006

Young Buckeyes considering NFL draft

Clevelander32, you pretty much hit it right on the head. But think about something. How sweet would it be to kick Michigan's ass TWICE in one year? That would be freakin' awesome. But Sydney 2000 would come up with some chicken-shit excuse like the team had too many White Castle's and had the shits. Nice.

posted by Desert Dog at 08:40 PM on December 17, 2006

Young Buckeyes considering NFL draft

Hey sydney2006, you're mumbling. You might want to take those sour grapes out of your mouth. Nice of you to blame the loss on Bo inconveniently passing away. How inconsiderate of him. Nice comeback.

posted by Desert Dog at 03:50 PM on December 16, 2006

Is cancer performance enhacing?

I think I'll pass on the cancer and just remain the average schmoe that I am.

posted by Desert Dog at 10:11 AM on December 15, 2006

Teammates for life.

I'm sure that in a few years from now when Terry Glenn or Roy Williams need a kidney that they could call TO. I'm sure he wouldn't give it a second thought:)

posted by Desert Dog at 09:55 AM on December 14, 2006