October 11, 2009

Seahawks' Owen Schmitt Beats Himself Bloody with Helmet: During the pregame ceremonies at the Seattle Seahawks game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, fullback Owen Schmitt hit himself in the head twice with his helmet, opening up a bloody gash that required stitches. And it wasn't the first time, either.

posted by rcade to football at 06:46 PM - 13 comments

Is it Ashura already?

posted by NoMich at 07:06 PM on October 11, 2009

You beat me to it, NoMich.

posted by beaverboard at 07:45 PM on October 11, 2009

This is the guy that I don't want to hear some sob story about in 25 years. If he ends up with some form of PCS induced dementia, Alzheimers or worse, is the NFL's lagging effort to prevent head injuries/concussions really to blame?

posted by BoKnows at 08:02 PM on October 11, 2009

As dumb as his move was, it doesn't appear he's giving himself a concussion.

posted by rcade at 08:07 PM on October 11, 2009

Yeah, but it seems like he's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

posted by jjzucal at 08:08 PM on October 11, 2009

Chad Ochocinco has volunteered to help him change his name to:

0 - Schmitt

posted by beaverboard at 08:33 PM on October 11, 2009

Sounds like he is already looking forward to retiring from football and starting his next career in professional wrestling.

posted by postalmayhem at 10:33 PM on October 11, 2009

Didn't seem to hurt the squad out on the field today. Maybe they needed a little crazy blood lust to get out of the slump they were in. That and Hasselbeck.

posted by THX-1138 at 11:40 PM on October 11, 2009

He may have mistook himself for a Schmidt hammer.

posted by rumple at 01:54 PM on October 12, 2009

I feel for the guy, I got a nice little cut on my head, headbutting one of my highschool players Friday night. Gotta get people fired up. Gotta do whats you gotta do

posted by Debo270 at 02:36 PM on October 12, 2009

...I got a nice little cut on my head, headbutting one of my highschool players Friday night.

Debo, ya gotta look to see if he's still got his helmet on!

posted by Howard_T at 03:56 PM on October 12, 2009

D'oh!

posted by jjzucal at 09:47 PM on October 12, 2009

...I got a nice little cut on my head, headbutting one of my highschool players Friday night.

Debo, ya gotta look to see if he's still got his helmet on!

If they didnt have a helmet on, they would have been hurt too.

posted by Debo270 at 08:38 AM on October 13, 2009

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