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May 11, 2006
LINK DUMP!!!!!!: I had to start it off with the first tidbit inside.
posted by wfrazerjr to navel gazing at 01:14 PM - 68 comments
thats fucking awesome. A good old "LOL" as they say.
posted by jerseygirl at 01:22 PM on May 11, 2006
*bows before frazers detective skillz*
posted by lilnemo at 02:05 PM on May 11, 2006
Brilliance. But it's singular. Which one does he mean?
posted by yerfatma at 02:08 PM on May 11, 2006
Awesome. But it begs the question -- Why were you trying to save this? Huh? Huh?
posted by 86 at 02:15 PM on May 11, 2006
True. One could always right-click and hit "View Properties" if they weren't collecting things.
posted by yerfatma at 02:16 PM on May 11, 2006
Either way, makes me wonder what's going on with magazines today. It's no wonder the kids are so into drugs. It's impossible to get them to sit down a read a book, no matter how good the reviews. Makes me think the future is in movies.
posted by yerfatma at 02:18 PM on May 11, 2006
He got it from Fark. I'm not stalking you Fraze... not much anyway.
posted by jerseygirl at 03:02 PM on May 11, 2006
Someone tell this guy to take his balls out of his purse.
posted by lilnemo at 03:07 PM on May 11, 2006
I don't think this is funny.
posted by Samsonov14 at 03:25 PM on May 11, 2006
Now right-click on the photo, do a "save image as" and enjoy an SI staffer's opinion of this duo. They must have changed it because it now comes up as "lachey", which isn't really much to snicker at...
posted by grum@work at 04:03 PM on May 11, 2006
It said 'douche' before and it was gleeful. It was also on Fark, so you know traffic was insane.
posted by jerseygirl at 04:37 PM on May 11, 2006
At least now we know that they were calling Lachey a douche and not Leinart.
posted by lilnemo at 05:08 PM on May 11, 2006
Do we, or is it a Zen Koan courtesy your friends at cnnsi? Who is the greater douche, the douche or the douche who follows the douche?
posted by yerfatma at 06:10 PM on May 11, 2006
Hold on a minute. Do you mean the douche-ee or the douche-er?
posted by lilnemo at 06:37 PM on May 11, 2006
It's times like these that I miss daddisam. Somebody to remind us what a bunch of sickos we are.
posted by NoMich at 09:07 PM on May 11, 2006
I think we're all meta-douching together over this thing now.
posted by chicobangs at 09:44 PM on May 11, 2006
I watched this and laughed. Oh, the poor little tree.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 10:36 PM on May 11, 2006
This whole thread gives me that not-so-fresh feeling.
posted by rocketman at 07:37 AM on May 12, 2006
/pages SummersEve.
posted by yerfatma at 09:00 AM on May 12, 2006
/pages SummersEve. ... I was gonna say.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 09:06 AM on May 12, 2006
Just like that time we were walking on the beach talking, right?
posted by yerfatma at 10:08 AM on May 12, 2006
Did you get caught in the rain?
posted by JJ at 10:13 AM on May 12, 2006
If that's a Piña Colada song reference: 1. You're a week late on Cinco de Mayo. 2. Walking on the dunes, not the beach. 3. Either way, it's stuck in my head now.
posted by yerfatma at 10:57 AM on May 12, 2006
yerfatma's not into yoga.
posted by jerseygirl at 11:12 AM on May 12, 2006
By the way, if you want to breed an NHL'er you better start screwing.
posted by 86 at 11:15 AM on May 12, 2006
That's a pretty interesting article, 86. In the comments it seems there's some questions about it's veracity, though.
posted by Samsonov14 at 12:27 PM on May 12, 2006
yerfatma's not into yoga. For his sake, I hope not.
posted by NoMich at 12:59 PM on May 12, 2006
Sammy, if the article ain't true than I just had a hole bunch of sex for no reason at all.
posted by 86 at 01:00 PM on May 12, 2006
Further Evidence That SportsCenter Has Lost All Connection to Reality.
posted by gspm at 01:02 PM on May 12, 2006
I want to rise up, Easter style some time. That sounds like fun.
posted by NoMich at 01:18 PM on May 12, 2006
VAN PELT: Boris Diaw drives the lane moving so fast that, were he to have a twin sitting at half court, when he returned from his trip to the basket, his twin would have aged several years, while Boris himself would appear to have aged not at all. Genius.
posted by wfrazerjr at 03:15 PM on May 12, 2006
Simpson was not paid for the program, Mahr said. "Basically O.J. Simpson has decided to do this because he wants to do it, and he wanted to have fun with it," Mahr said. Translation: He's being paid under the table through an third-person corporation using foreign currency in an off-shore account.
posted by grum@work at 03:57 PM on May 12, 2006
Further translation: OJ's a prick.
posted by jerseygirl at 04:35 PM on May 12, 2006
Speaking of OJ (sorta)... Watching Tom Cruise is now like trying to watch the Nordberg scenes in the hilarious Naked Gun movies. Tom’s now in The Pile with Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson, Jane Fonda and director Roman Polanski where patronizing their works feels like enabling.
posted by lilnemo at 01:33 AM on May 13, 2006
Seperated at birth?
Can you touch a rainbow? Can you put the wind in your pocket? Such is Mango.
posted by lilnemo at 01:42 AM on May 13, 2006
Watching Tom Cruise is now like trying to watch the Nordberg scenes in the hilarious Naked Gun movies. Tom’s now in The Pile with Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson, Jane Fonda and director Roman Polanski where patronizing their works feels like enabling. I can't even watch my old favorite Tom Cruise movies anymore.
posted by jerseygirl at 08:08 AM on May 13, 2006
jg, you had me at "I can't even watch..."
posted by wingnut4life at 08:21 AM on May 13, 2006
December 1 2004 brings us confirmation of why AJ Feeley's career is going so poorly.
posted by Mr Bismarck at 09:22 AM on May 13, 2006
Well that was one of the movies. I also liked Cocktail a lot, too. Bryan Brown was great in that. I won't go see MI:3. I refused to unless someone would tell me if he died in it.
posted by jerseygirl at 11:25 AM on May 13, 2006
I saw MI3, Cruise's character does die in it.
posted by billsaysthis at 06:50 PM on May 14, 2006
Penalty Goal Strip Poker flash game
posted by geekyguy at 01:08 AM on May 15, 2006
Sports are exciting.
posted by geekyguy at 04:07 AM on May 15, 2006
I hate it when i miss my cue.
posted by SummersEve at 08:13 AM on May 15, 2006
Here is one I found pretty funny myself. There is some sprinting on it too, so you could say it even has some sports in it also. I will say it is not meant to offend anyone though, I just laughed pretty hard at it.
posted by jojomfd1 at 05:27 PM on May 15, 2006
Calling all SpoFi nerds. Surely we have enough brainpower in here to win this competition.
posted by njsk8r20 at 01:55 PM on May 16, 2006
Sweet Jumped Up Jesus in Go-Go Boots!! Yakov Smirnoff is a Doctor!?
posted by lilnemo at 03:32 PM on May 16, 2006
Probably too old for a FPP: Pro Footballers Pay with Pain, OSHA Pays Pain Little Mind.
posted by njsk8r20 at 05:54 PM on May 16, 2006
I'm a bit late on this, but wanted to say thank you for one of the funniest things i have ever seen. Nice work, Mr Bismarck. December 1 2004 brings us confirmation of why AJ Feeley's career is going so poorly.
posted by SummersEve at 06:28 AM on May 18, 2006
Plunk Bonds: finally someone understands the man.
posted by qbert72 at 08:16 AM on May 18, 2006
Followup to this post last year on The Taste of Defeat: Brad Lidge's line this year: 0-2, 5.49 ERA, 1.68 WHIP, 11 saves but 3 blown, and he's lost his closer role for now.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 09:05 AM on May 18, 2006
Good thing I traded him in my keeper league.
posted by qbert72 at 09:06 AM on May 18, 2006
Alright, which one of you stat dorks is this based on?
posted by NoMich at 03:17 PM on May 18, 2006
Titan 1 ICBM Missile Base - Located in Washington State. Too bad the bidding has ended.
posted by njsk8r20 at 02:31 PM on May 19, 2006
May 23, 2003: 3rd 2:14 Jeff Friesen (Grant Marshall).
posted by DrJohnEvans at 12:22 AM on May 23, 2006
posted by qbert72 at 12:51 PM on May 23, 2006
I'm a bit late on this, but wanted to say thank you for one of the funniest things i have ever seen. Nice work, Mr Bismarck. I couldn't find the injury listed as head/buttocks, Summer, which, having seen him play, he must have suffered at some point.
posted by Mr Bismarck at 03:25 PM on May 23, 2006
Alright, which one of you stat dorks is this based on? /sheepishly raises hand Seriously, I'll admit that I dabbled with trying to combine "Win Probability", batting lineups, park effects, bench composition and salaries to come up with a comprehensive rating/measurement of player value (independent, team-dependent and in league/season context), but my spreadsheet crashed and I couldn't bring myself to try again.
posted by grum@work at 03:58 PM on May 23, 2006
This site is pretty cool.
posted by wingnut4life at 08:57 PM on May 23, 2006
England's World Cup victory parade has a date and a route. This is the sort of thing that the Football gods take note of.
posted by gspm at 07:47 AM on May 24, 2006
Self-link for fun: American Sporting Alphabet
posted by smithers at 08:45 AM on May 24, 2006
England's World Cup victory parade has a date and a route. This is the sort of thing that the Football gods take note of. Indeed. 
posted by Mr Bismarck at 10:59 PM on May 24, 2006
The "Top 10" Mother Nature Scorecards
posted by MrFrisby at 08:38 AM on May 25, 2006
This could be worth watching for anyone who gets BBC3. No doubt the programme will be on the interweb soon after. World Cup Goals Galore
posted by squealy at 08:55 AM on May 25, 2006
Zidane, un portrait du XXIe siècle (Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait) - no US release date as yet. Which reminds me to ask, have any of you seen Goal! yet?
posted by billsaysthis at 10:17 AM on May 25, 2006
Should I stay or should I go now?
posted by MrFrisby at 04:02 PM on May 25, 2006
"Wayne Gretzky indicated last week that talks about returning as Coyotes’ coach were “going very well.” We hear that it’s virtually a done-deal and, yes, The Great One will be back behind the Phoenix bench for at least 2006-2007." So who is he talking to, his reflection in the mirror?
posted by billsaysthis at 11:26 PM on May 26, 2006
Visit this Sports Illustrated photo page of Matt Leinart and Nick Lachey clowning around during a shoot. Now right-click on the photo, do a "save image as" and enjoy an SI staffer's opinion of this duo.