- 10:32 AM
- 11/17/24
I had forgotten about the "Clever Hans" play even existing...I want to change my answer now.
posted by chris2sy at 10:26 AM on January 09, 2008
motion signal, I always thought.
posted by chris2sy at 03:30 PM on January 08, 2008
I've always thought that the catcher was the only player that could be in foul territory when the pitch is thrown...but maybe I am mistaken.
posted by chris2sy at 12:47 PM on October 26, 2007
The new 2007 Minnesota Twins ads: Carpool with Santana and Nathan, and the Piranhas ad.
posted by chris2sy at 11:39 AM on March 01, 2007
Your credibility is about as good as Aleksey Vayner's Actually, the litigation story is a cover for the secret martial arts tournament taking place in the Philippines where Vayner, Rcade, and Bell will fight to the death to settle things once and for all...
posted by chris2sy at 10:15 AM on October 24, 2006
That SportsFilter suit... the lawyer didn't mention Greg Maddux, did he? Man, Maddux doesn't need to litigate, he just goes ahead and terminates the problem with extreme prejudice. (but I do think it was BullpenPro who said something defamatory and I will testify against him to that fact...so there).
posted by chris2sy at 10:32 PM on October 23, 2006
Bell knows that you have a deep pocket, Pope Benedict XVI and a space alien told him so.
posted by chris2sy at 10:28 PM on October 23, 2006
Batista was cuba's dictator before Castro. They also played third and short for the Twins this year before a DFA and a trade remedied that regime...there was celebration then too. I know that the magnetic yellow ribbon crowd doesn't like big words or history that doesn't include cartoon pictures of George Washington nuking the Soviet Union and Jane Fonda while an eagle soars above. Is this about that whole fucking chorizo thing?
posted by chris2sy at 01:57 AM on August 04, 2006
No matter how ridiculous my predictions were I will not recant (yet).
posted by chris2sy at 07:15 PM on July 13, 2006
Dad is a Packers fan so I got him one of these: 
Not that he can use it or anything, I just thought it looked cool. (Plus, he thought it was cool).
posted by chris2sy at 01:10 PM on June 19, 2006
0 for 2 in the link attempts. Are you saying that he is due...or that he is a fucking moron?
posted by chris2sy at 01:26 PM on April 21, 2006
An Easter carol, usually asking for an egg or two, would be recited by the boy while whipping. "When a problem comes along you must whip it Before the cream sits out too long you must whip it When something's going wrong you must whip it" Is that an Easter carol?
posted by chris2sy at 12:41 PM on April 17, 2006
Molina and Rios hit dingers against Johan Santana in the season opener, and I hear his stuff is okay. I pray they get cancer.
posted by chris2sy at 06:47 PM on April 13, 2006
AL East champ:Red Sox AL Central champ:Twins AL West champ:Angels AL Wildcard:White Sox AL Cy Young:Johan Santana AL Manager:Gardenhire AL MVP:Vladimir Guerrero NL East champ:Braves NL Central champ:Cardinals NL West champ:Dodgers NL Wildcard:Mets NL Cy Young:Roy Oswalt NL Manager:Willie Randolph NL MVP:Albert Pujols NL Champion:Cardinals AL Champion:Twins World Series Champ:Twins BONUS - Where will Roger Clemens end up? Astros. (how is that for some bullshit?)
posted by chris2sy at 05:47 PM on April 01, 2006
Your images haunt me...but so does the noise from the furnace.
posted by chris2sy at 12:28 PM on March 31, 2006
I got one too. What does that say about me? Why was I sent one? Am I on some kind of "suspicious persons" list? We are not all going to die now or anything are we? We have all been "noticed," that can't be good can it? I had better not be on some kind of double-secret-probation list? Or worse yet, someone's dead pool... Besides, what kind of sick fucker goes around "noticing" peoples profiles, huh?
posted by chris2sy at 10:16 AM on March 28, 2006
Vote for that fucking Donny Leon. ("Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!") Besides they can't get rid of Knott, he is a "zurdo." I could see if he was a pitcher "derecho," but not a pitcher "zurdo."
posted by chris2sy at 03:27 PM on March 13, 2006
As we get older, we get pushed around, beat up, cussed at, get molested, etc. The Dutch childhood: In the Netherlands they beat you with the wooden shoes, cuss at you in Dutch, molest you with a Pannekoeken, and push you around at the Windmill...my source is the CIA World factbook so you know it is true.
posted by chris2sy at 11:01 AM on March 06, 2006
I'm better at the international one than the domestic one. Me too. I'm not exactly sure what to think about that.
posted by chris2sy at 02:55 PM on February 09, 2006
I forgot to add please don't ban me for joking to that last one...
posted by chris2sy at 11:42 PM on May 17, 2005
Oh, I thought you said the Juice...'cause, yeah, I don't like him...but the Jews are alright.
posted by chris2sy at 11:40 PM on May 17, 2005
Does Rcade get to count this as his first miracle on the road to sainthood? She didn't ask about Cruel Site of the Day for December 15, 2001: Deep Inside Katie Couric?
posted by chris2sy at 07:12 PM on April 21, 2005
Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
posted by chris2sy at 12:23 PM on April 21, 2005
I will not have this anonymous person question my sexuality, my manhood, or speak of my wife's posterior end...damn you Internets.
posted by chris2sy at 04:19 PM on April 20, 2005
that guy looks half-dead already. Now you are just trying to cheer me up...hopefully, Pope Ratzy's reign will be considerably shorter than John Paul II's time as Pope. There really is Pope on a Rope?
posted by chris2sy at 09:26 AM on April 20, 2005
I had my money on Father Guido Sarducci, until I realized he's not real...
posted by chris2sy at 10:51 PM on April 19, 2005
I thought that poop thing was fake, someone showing up like that...so, its real? That's an actual person "seriously" writing that shit? How is that for timing?
posted by chris2sy at 11:17 PM on April 18, 2005
I'm at 1245 (October 25, 2004), does that mean that I'm part of the problem, the newly arrived unwashed teeming masses, and should feel the shame?
posted by chris2sy at 04:46 PM on April 15, 2005
I'm pretty stupid, but if I see the words "Chris Sabo" and "weiners" together on a page...I'm gonna laugh...it can't be helped.
posted by chris2sy at 04:40 PM on April 14, 2005
having to endure the uppity young bitch I work with bury her snout up my 350lbs boss lady's ass I'll paraphrase the Cuban blog comments and say: honorable Garfield, you have perfectly described the path to success in academia, science, and all things...
posted by chris2sy at 07:56 AM on March 17, 2005
I read it and thought Cuban was doing a tie-in for a razor commercial...where's the fun in deleting the attacks??
posted by chris2sy at 04:01 PM on March 15, 2005
Winning Team: Eagles MVP: Jeremiah Trotter Margin: 3 Total Points: 37 Disclaimer: none of this is likely to happen.
posted by chris2sy at 09:21 PM on February 02, 2005
I'm a horrible failure at this, why stop now: Go Eagles...
posted by chris2sy at 09:37 PM on January 24, 2005
I would also like to take Iron City beer over Samuel Adams...
posted by chris2sy at 03:15 PM on January 19, 2005
AFC Winning team: Pittsburgh Spread: cover Over/Under: over NFC Winning team: Atlanta Spread: cover Over/Under: over
posted by chris2sy at 09:32 AM on January 19, 2005
Are we talking like Lord of the Rings size Eagles or the regular ones?
posted by chris2sy at 12:29 PM on January 18, 2005
NFC St. Louis by 7 Minnesota by 7 AFC Pittsburgh by 14 New England by 7
posted by chris2sy at 11:12 AM on January 10, 2005
My first two are going into the toilet, thanks to Nate Kaeding making like he's Ray Finkle...now he can go around saying "laces out" too... should have done opposite picks.
posted by chris2sy at 11:20 PM on January 08, 2005
MY VOICE WILL BE HEARD LIKE IT OR NOT somehow I kind of doubt that
posted by chris2sy at 07:42 PM on January 07, 2005
You noticed, huh? a reading from the book of kingdavid.
posted by chris2sy at 07:32 PM on January 07, 2005
You mean like "women should be in the kitchen...GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Gary Bettman will always indeed, in fact suck.
posted by chris2sy at 05:14 PM on January 07, 2005
Seattle by 7 Vikes by 3 (so , I lost that one already) San Diego by 14 Indianapolis by 21... But like I said, if you are smart forget the Vikings...
posted by chris2sy at 03:37 PM on January 06, 2005
If you build it they will come...
posted by chris2sy at 01:18 PM on December 28, 2004
and it has a Busby Berkley-esque musical number dream sequence with viking horns and flying... what's not to like?
posted by chris2sy at 04:30 PM on December 07, 2004
he went digital. Mr. Feeley, middle finger, and buttocks...sounds like a police report not an injury report.
posted by chris2sy at 04:04 PM on December 02, 2004
Comments with Profanity
Unfortunately, I read this after using "shithead" in the Redskins team name thread...who is the shithead now, huh?