Assistant Coach Pisses Off Baylor University: Eric Schnupp, an offensive line/tight ends coach in his first year at the Baptist school, has been suspended for urinating on the bar at Scruffy Murphy's tavern in Waco after closing time Sunday. "Schnupp apparently thought no one was watching him as employees were moving patrons out of the building," the Waco Tribune-Herald reported.
Sounds more like he was pissing *on* Baylor University. (Dont' know if the bar is on campus or not, but I couldn't resist.)
posted by TheQatarian at 04:56 PM on October 16, 2007
It's Baylor - trust me, the bar is not on campus.
posted by eric_hodnefield at 05:04 PM on October 16, 2007
It's not on campus, but it's pretty close. It's also a shithole packed to the gills with idiots trying to shove 27 $2 Jello shots down their gullets and chasing it with tequila and god knows what else. Or at least it was when I went to Baylor. Lord, I hated that place. Pissing on the bar there is too good for it. Sue's #2 was where it was at.
posted by Ufez Jones at 06:58 PM on October 16, 2007
Jesus, Footloose was no joke: towns where you can't dance won't let you do anything fun. If there's any justice, ESPN will put Gary Miller on the story. There's no better yellow journalist.
posted by yerfatma at 07:14 PM on October 16, 2007
Headline in the Baylor campus paper tomorrow: SCHNUPP, URINE TROUBLE NOW!
posted by wfrazerjr at 09:27 PM on October 16, 2007
It's illegal to piss in public in Texas? WTF? Molly Ivins would have had a field day with this story.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:38 AM on October 17, 2007
I would imagine it's illegal to piss in public just about anywhere. You sure can't do it in New Orleans during Mardi Gras circa 1989. Take my word for that one!!!!!
posted by cordlesskent at 10:27 AM on October 17, 2007
shouldn't the title be "assistant coach pisses on baylor?"
posted by tstyle at 10:51 AM on October 17, 2007
Yea...they don't cotton to that at Baylor, unless you have a Bible in the other hand, of course.
posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 11:19 AM on October 17, 2007
Considering it's Texas, he's just lucky he didn't get shot and/or executed.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:53 AM on October 18, 2007
A very responsible professional act by a college coach. Your career is now in the toilet where you should have pissed.
posted by irunfromclones at 12:58 PM on October 18, 2007
Apparently, he wasn't as shitfaced as the rest of the patrons.
posted by tselson at 04:46 PM on October 16, 2007