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January 26, 2011
Christian Lion Blames Satan for Bad Press: After Detroit Lions linebacker Zack Follett called Lions quarterback Matt Stafford a "china doll" in an interview, he released a video saying that Satan caused the backlash he received on Twitter and in the media. "God showed me how Satan can take a little thing -- which I had no intention of being wrong -- a little thing and twist it, and see what big thing can come out of it," he said. "I laugh, because God let me see that it was Satan."
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posted by graymatters at 11:04 AM on January 26, 2011
I don't feel him.
Sorry, but I just... don't.
I feel a bit sick, maybe, if that helps.
But I don't feel him.
And I'm not his bro. But it's probably just satan making me say that. Probably.
posted by JJ at 11:15 AM on January 26, 2011
So basically, he equated the media with Satan. I'm not entirely sure how wrong I find that.
posted by TheQatarian at 11:29 AM on January 26, 2011
How did you expect the press to react to you calling your teammate a china doll Zach?
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 11:55 AM on January 26, 2011
So basically, he equated the media with Satan. I'm not entirely sure how wrong I find that.
I'd say that, so basically, he said that anyone who criticized him for being a dick was inspired by Satan. Anything wrong with it yet?
posted by lil_brown_bat at 12:10 PM on January 26, 2011
First things first. I need to hear what Sean Payton has to say about this.
Secondly, this is all part of God's plan.
Without Follett's folly, when would rcade have otherwise had an opportunity to craft a post title that included the luminous phrase "Christian Lion"?
Meanwhile, Stafford appears to be closer to God than Follett:
But the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, neither you, nor your son or daughter, nor your manservant or maidservant, nor your ox, your donkey or any of your animals, nor the alien within your gates, so that your manservant and maidservant may rest, as you do. Deuteronomy 5:14
posted by beaverboard at 12:22 PM on January 26, 2011
God don't like ugly Zack!
posted by BornIcon at 12:43 PM on January 26, 2011
Lions draft priority has quickly changed to finding a new 4th string LB.
posted by cixelsyd at 01:17 PM on January 26, 2011
People say crazy shit. Look at me; I'm saying crazy shit right now. I also have no problem with anyone criticizing the media. After all, the "media" get's to have a forum to say crazy shit.
That being said, Zack Follet is crazy like the shit-house rat. And Matt Stafford is kind of a China doll. And good for the Detroit Lions on getting some press during the week before Really Big Game! week.
posted by THX-1138 at 01:52 PM on January 26, 2011
C'mon, BornIcon, he's not that ugly...and anyway, God's got plenty of other reasons to not like him.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 04:12 PM on January 26, 2011
Wow- that facebook video is something. I love that individuals can rationalize God caring so much about them. That takes some ego.
posted by DudeDykstra at 04:36 PM on January 26, 2011
"As long as I don't intend anything wrong, God don't have no problem with anything I do."
posted by Joey Michaels at 05:07 PM on January 26, 2011
That dumbshit is going to be the most annoying graveyard shift security guard in Detroit next week. And dudedykstra, I think the word you were invoking is solipsistic.
posted by tahoemoj at 05:41 PM on January 26, 2011
Apparently, my last post needed the "[sarcasm]" tag. Sorry to anyone who missed it.
posted by TheQatarian at 08:29 PM on January 26, 2011
Sort of on a tangent...
posted by owlhouse at 09:37 PM on January 26, 2011
Awesome! I love it when he starts slapping himself. Crazy people acting crazy, and then posting it on the internet. Thank God for Al Gore,and his wonderful invention!
posted by dviking at 11:31 PM on January 26, 2011
The part that gets to me is when he says he avoided lust last night.
Dude, you're a seventh round draft pick on injured reserve. Are you sure you want to avoid *all* temptation during the short time you're in the NFL?
posted by rcade at 08:17 AM on January 27, 2011
It scares me that people like this are allowed to vote, drive cars and own firearms.