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October 04, 2007
If you can't beat the drug test,: then sue to keep them from suspending you for it, says Travis Henry.
posted by olelefthander to football at 10:04 PM - 8 comments
"Wait a minute...my experts weren't on hand to analyze my urine sample! Here, Uncle Fred, tell me what you think about this sample." "Why, my boy, that's crystal clear! Ain't no substances in there but good, God-fearin', baby-makin' American piss! Take the field, buddy!" Always good to have your own experts.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:19 AM on October 05, 2007
Henry claims that the NFL violated league substance abuse policy Now that's a twist in things.
posted by jmd82 at 07:52 AM on October 05, 2007
Argh. Broncos fan here, and Henry just made it clear to me why he has nine kids from nine women. At least now we can go after Ricky Williams.
posted by drumdance at 09:07 AM on October 05, 2007
Obviously comedian Ron White was right when he said "you can't fix stupid".
posted by sleber at 05:31 PM on October 05, 2007
If Ricky Williams were on a team in a medical-marijuana state and he obtained a legal prescription....hmmm.... He'd take them to the Super Bowl, with a glazed, dippy smile on his face. First player to levitate for more than 2000 yards in a season. And wheezing slightly. Nah, Ricky could afford a vaporizer. Man, that would be great.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 11:43 PM on October 05, 2007
I was wondering whether the nine mothers of Henry's kids could appeal that suspending him would only make him fall further behind on all his various child support delinquencies.
posted by olelefthander at 08:50 AM on October 06, 2007
When you got cash you can stretch things out until it runs out.
posted by Brahdakine at 11:57 AM on October 11, 2007
Great idea there Travis. I do hope you win.