BitterOldPunk's profile

Name: BitterOldPunk
Location: Alabama
Member since: January 31, 2002
Last visit: March 30, 2014

BitterOldPunk has posted 7 links and 92 comments to SportsFilter and 0 links and 0 comments to the Locker Room.

Recent Links

Augusta National: The Masters is the focus of this year's iteration of Tiger Woods PGA Tour video game. If you, like me, are a fan of golf video games, you have been waiting for this moment your whole gaming life.

posted by BitterOldPunk to golf at 03:40 PM on January 04, 2011 - 6 comments

Nice catch, dude: A fan at a recent Phillies/Dbacks game one-hands a foul ball. While holding his toddler. Who is in turn holding a vat of soda.

posted by BitterOldPunk to baseball at 08:03 PM on July 31, 2009 - 8 comments

NFL TV Distribution Maps: uses Google Maps to show you what NFL game will be broadcast in your corner of the US. Nifty. (via)

posted by BitterOldPunk to football at 04:19 PM on September 03, 2008 - 5 comments

NFL Pro Bowl ballots: are up. Vote for your favorite players. For QBs, I'll vote for Favre, Brooks, and Vick in the NFC; Maddox, Gannon, and Bledsoe in the AFC. Who has earned the trip to Hawaii?

posted by BitterOldPunk to football at 12:59 PM on November 27, 2002 - 0 comments

Recent Comments

NFL Pick 'Em, Divisional Round

I still declare a moral victory.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:16 PM on January 13, 2013

NFL Pick 'Em, Divisional Round

1. Denver
2. San Francisco
3. Atlanta Falcons
4. New England
5. Colin Kaepernick
6. Jaquizz Rogers
7. Matt Bryant
8. Atlanta Falcons

posted by BitterOldPunk at 01:44 PM on January 12, 2013

Alabama Defeats Georgia

That was one of the most exciting college football games I've seen in years.

Roll Tide!

posted by BitterOldPunk at 11:57 PM on December 01, 2012

Seattle Wins on What-the-Hell Mary

It was an expensive error. For Vegas.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 02:28 PM on September 25, 2012

Peyton Manning Throws 3 Picks in Loss to Falcons

The Falcons are 2-0, the Saints are 0-2, and in college football, Alabama looks unstoppable. I'm so deliriously happy I just don't know what to do with myself.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 04:21 PM on September 19, 2012

8% of Fans Leave Sporting Events Legally Drunk

In related news, 8% of the audience at a recent Phish show were "tripping balls", 23% reported being "high as fuck", and 4% were said to be "off their face" but unable to articulate what intoxicants they had ingested.

Across town at the My Chemical Romance show, 12% of the crowd self-reported as being "sad".

posted by BitterOldPunk at 02:17 AM on January 21, 2011

Packers Crush Falcons, 48-21


Just, ugh.

This loss will take some getting over.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:47 PM on January 17, 2011

Augusta National

I know it's a bit Pepsi Blue, but I'm genuinely excited to see this. Amen Corner. Hogan's Alley. The Eisenhower Tree. All of it.

The only major golf tournament to be played at the same course every year, The Masters is a notoriously conservative organization. It took years of secret negotiations between EA Sports and the poobahs in Augusta to make this happen.

If there is not a special achievement for replicating Gene Sarazen's 1935 double eagle, I shall be disappointed.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 03:46 PM on January 04, 2011

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

grum@work: yeah, yeah, '98. One anomalous season of squeaking their way into the Super Bowl only to get trounced by the Broncos doesn't count.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 11:27 PM on December 08, 2010

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

Oops. "1000 yard receiver"

Stupid phone touchpad.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 07:04 PM on December 06, 2010

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

Meanwhile, the Atlanta Falcons are quietly building their reputation as the most-feared team in the NFC. I mean, c'mon! Did anyone watch that Falcons/Bucs game? Bucs take the lead with four minutes left and you can just HEAR them thinking, "Uh oh, we left Matty Ice way too much time on the clock." And sure enough, the Falcons calmly and methodically march right down the field. You don't want to play these guys at home in the playoffs, and they're getting close to sewing up home-field advantage.

Having suffered a lifetime of the unremitting awfulness that was Falcons Football, I'm over the moon with joy at how Mike Smith and Rich McKay have transformed the franchise into a team that EXPECTS to win every time they step on the field.

We've got a 1000 yard rusher in Michael Turner and a 100 yard receiver in Roddy White.

We've got an unflappable QB.

We've got a first-ballot HoF tight end.

We're thin at running back due to injury, and our secondary makes do with speed since they're undersized, but, DAMN. Finally! The Falcons are LEGIT.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 07:02 PM on December 06, 2010

Derek Anderson Pulls a Dennis Green

Why shouldn't Anderson have given up on the game? Down by two scores in the second quarter, Coach Whisenhunt sent in the punt team on fourth and one: he'd obviously given up on it.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 03:55 PM on December 01, 2010

The Hoser's NFL Picks 2010 -- Week 12

I would just like to point out that Packers v Falcons game IS THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME IN THE HISTORY OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION.

That is all.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 06:40 PM on November 26, 2010

Terrell Owens Honors Ailing 6-Year-Old

I used to work at a restaurant TO would frequent when visiting relatives.

His image is that of a selfish loudmouth, but in person he was unfailingly polite and an all-around nice guy. Good to see him getting some good press for a change.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 06:35 PM on November 26, 2010

Wheelchair-Bound Player Scores Touchdown

They don't need anyone to give them their triumphs or special moments.


But it made everyone a little happier. Nothing wrong with that.

It would have been more fun if he'd gotten to hit someone as he crossed the goal line, though.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 10:10 PM on October 14, 2010