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July 25, 2006
Bill Belichick, Home Wrecker?: Vincent Shenocca, a self-employed construction worker, alleges in a divorce filing that the coach has been delivering wood to his wife for several years and gave her "large sums of money and expensive gifts which she has used to purchase expensive clothing, pocketbooks, watches, a treadmill and maid service."
posted by LostInDaJungle to culture at 02:29 PM - 27 comments
I have a hard time lending credence to any "journalism" that uses the term "BFF". 
posted by lilnemo at 02:40 PM on July 25, 2006
... meh?
posted by jerseygirl at 02:43 PM on July 25, 2006
A treadmill? You just know that was the last gift he gave her that she didn't pick out herself.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 03:02 PM on July 25, 2006
Maybe he was looking to sign her in case Tedy Bruschi went down again.
posted by chicobangs at 03:05 PM on July 25, 2006
Reaction up here is decidedly mixed. Mayor Curley: Do you think Belichick wears that nasty sweatshirt when he's doing her? "Baby, I can't take it off. It's lucky!" yerfatma: And they're supposedly Richard Seymour's sweatshirts, so you know they smell like ass. Mayor Curley: I hope it's not true. For the sake of the guy making the allegations. yerfatma: That's the worst part. If he were from New England, my gut reaction is, "Shut up and enjoy the Pats' performance." Mayor Curley: I'll bet that the jets are behind this. yerfatma: Exactly Mayor Curley: Hess fixes gas prices and now they're fixing us.
posted by yerfatma at 03:08 PM on July 25, 2006
I think this is great news. All this time I thought he was merely a coaching machine, and it turns out he has a little flava.
posted by bperk at 03:11 PM on July 25, 2006
I know what that "meh?" is all about: Jersey girl and New England Patriots coach: Just friends? Our very own jerseygirl? SpoFi scandal of the century!!!!
posted by holden at 03:12 PM on July 25, 2006
I'm just reminded of the scene in "Something about Mary" when Ben Stiller is all "I can't compete with Brett Farve..." Heck, he hubby isn't even a Pats fan. If Marvin Lewis was hitting on my wife, I might be a little flattered, but if it was Bill Cowher, I'd be doubly P.O.ed.
posted by LostInDaJungle at 03:29 PM on July 25, 2006
How would you feel if your wife was recieveing expensive gifts from Bill the Brain?. I'm sure I'd feel devastated... ...but I'd still refrain from editorializing in a FPP. ;-)
posted by lil_brown_bat at 03:46 PM on July 25, 2006
Our very own jerseygirl? SpoFi scandal of the century!!!! I know that one day Bill and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!
posted by jerseygirl at 04:43 PM on July 25, 2006
DO, a deer, a female deer............
posted by seansterps at 05:48 PM on July 25, 2006
Skyrockets in flight!
posted by chicobangs at 06:00 PM on July 25, 2006
plutonic relationship? And here I thought that he was loyal to Mickey and Minnie all these years...
posted by irunfromclones at 06:23 PM on July 25, 2006
Bill Belichick? Chicky-poo...Yikes!
posted by yahusu at 07:36 PM on July 25, 2006
jg, can I drive the big psychedelic bus?
posted by lil_brown_bat at 07:37 PM on July 25, 2006
As a guy, I would go nuts over something like this. If they are really just friends, I guess it's OK while unacceptable, but there's a 99% chance there is something more than friends.
posted by Joe88 at 08:06 PM on July 25, 2006
Wow, I thought the Oxycodone I'm taking is strong stuff. I want some of what jerseygirl has.
posted by CB900 at 08:39 PM on July 25, 2006
No one saw Anchorman but me, huh?
posted by jerseygirl at 09:02 PM on July 25, 2006
Belichik has brought three titles to New England fans, end of story. Now I'm definately not saying he can have my wife but if he wants this guy Vincent's wife and it makes the Pats a better team than its ok with me.
posted by kyrilmitch_76 at 09:04 PM on July 25, 2006
*sigh* Maybe you couldn't hear my comment upthread from your home on Whore Island, but -- ...aaa-aaaaa-aaaa-afternoon delight!
posted by chicobangs at 09:40 PM on July 25, 2006
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:15 AM on July 26, 2006
Now I'm definately not saying he can have my wife but if he wants this guy Vincent's wife and it makes the Pats a better team than its ok with me. This might be the most brilliant thing I've read all day.
posted by fabulon7 at 08:35 AM on July 26, 2006
I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
posted by HATER 187 at 10:50 AM on July 26, 2006
I wish all this came out BEFORE the Eagles-Patriots SuperBowl.
posted by GoBirds at 07:41 PM on July 26, 2006
I like lamp.
posted by lilnemo at 08:37 PM on July 26, 2006
I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. That's hilarious. Funny story, I just overheard some guy saying that very same line at an Outback Steakhouse a few days ago. The lady he was with didn't seem impressed but he hugged her anyway.
posted by tron7 at 09:03 PM on July 26, 2006
You know if I was that close to a man and he hosted me to come to the superbowl and I took my sister instead of my hubby - that would be grounds for divorce in my hubby's eyes even if we weren't fooling around! I have a hard time believing that Bill was just a friend.