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August 17, 2005
The Quarterback Has Strong Hands and a Quick Release: In the new issue of GQ Magazine, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady confesses that he surfs the Internet for porn and poses with a goat. "It just sounds worse when you explain it so I won't explain it," he's quoted as saying. "It is what it is.''
The only thing that could be more embarrassing is if they had him dress up like each one of the village people, which it seems they came dangerously close to accomplishing.
posted by curlyelk at 12:39 PM on August 17, 2005
This article claims he searches the net for porn. The next post adds that he likes farm animals. One network news program just exposed a internet porn site that spams unwanting people. The site was called "Spunk Farm" and involves people having sex with farm animals. Wonder if this site is on Tom's "Favorites" menu? Seriously, though, with Tom's record and handful of Championship rings, I'll give him a pass on some of this stuff. He's earned it.
posted by dyams at 12:50 PM on August 17, 2005
Wow, here's an article that suggests that Brady is, in fact, a 26-year old human! Hey Scoop! Stop da presses!! Dis is it! My ticket to da big time! Impressive in its banality.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 01:07 PM on August 17, 2005
He might be successful, good, pretty and likable, but I don't think he ever claimed to be a total choirboy. I mean, he did date Tara Reid for a while. Just saying.
posted by chicobangs at 01:13 PM on August 17, 2005
I mean, he did date Tara Reid for a while. There was a time that line would have rendered me green with envy. Those times have passed.
posted by justgary at 01:32 PM on August 17, 2005
This whole "searching for Porn" thing is a big joke. Its an attempt to make a "big" story where there isnt one. The "talk shows" are living off of that one today!
posted by daddisamm at 01:44 PM on August 17, 2005
Does this mean we can stop with the TO coverage? Because then I'm all for it.
posted by rainbaby at 02:01 PM on August 17, 2005
What's this about T.O. surfing for porn?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:47 PM on August 17, 2005
I thought Mike Tyson was getting into porn, not Tom Brady?
posted by dyams at 03:17 PM on August 17, 2005
Damn! came thisclose to getting through without a T.O. reference.
posted by gr8czrsgost at 03:30 PM on August 17, 2005
Wow! Another male sufing porn on the internet. Hope there's still enough room for me. Football players are human, and not gods, who knew!
posted by tb_mitchell at 03:33 PM on August 17, 2005
Tom Brady wants everybody to know he's not a god, just a human. T.O. thinks he's a god, and wants everybody else to.
posted by roberts at 04:01 PM on August 17, 2005
effin' brilliant.
posted by garfield at 04:35 PM on August 17, 2005
I'm not falling for it. He's still a god, pr0n surfer or no.
posted by yerfatma at 05:14 PM on August 17, 2005
It's classic Brady. I can just picture that sort of, "What, that's a bad thing?" reaction. He's got that one down, and thus can never be a Bad Boy no matter what he does, while other guys can jump a red light and look like mass murderers. (and yes, he is a god)
posted by lil_brown_bat at 05:22 PM on August 17, 2005
I wonder if Tara Reid will show up in a goat outfit now.
posted by wfrazerjr at 06:11 PM on August 17, 2005
Even with this article, I can still see the halo above his perfect head.
posted by tina at 06:35 PM on August 17, 2005
Better looking at porn on the Internet than raping hotel staff or somesuch.
posted by rodgerd at 08:44 PM on August 17, 2005
Even though it is slighty wierd for me to see him in a uniform, its kinda sexy. Why hello sailor........................
posted by tina at 10:51 PM on August 17, 2005
Hello, nurse!
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:05 AM on August 18, 2005
I thought it was a picture of the guy who stars in "JAG."
posted by dyams at 06:44 AM on August 18, 2005
Who knew, besides Joe Montana, that Popeye was one of Brady's idols.