February 02, 2013

NFL Pick 'Em, Super Bowl Edition: There can be only one (unless there is more than one). Predict 10 categories and two tiebreakers to be crowned SportsFilter's NFL playoff prognosticator supreme. Predictions must be submitted before 6:30 p.m. Eastern on Sunday.

posted by rcade to fantasy at 04:48 PM - 30 comments

Last Week

1. NFC over AFC: Ying Yang Mafia, Etrigan, ChinaGrover, jmd82, Mr Bismarck, ic23b, cixelsyd, NerfballPro, tahoemoj

2. Over 80.5 points: rcade, Ying Yang Mafia, Etrigan, hincandenza, ChinaGrover, Mr Bismarck, ic23b, cixelsyd, grum@work, tahoemoj

3. Quarterback passing for most yards (Andrew Luck, 205): Ying Yang Mafia, tommytrump, cixelsyd, grum@work

4. Player running for most yards (Marshawn Lynch, 21): tahoemoj

5. Players catching for the most yards (Kyle Rudolph, 122): no one

6. Punter kicking longest punt (Dustin Colquitt, 67): Ying Yang Mafia, Etrigan, hincandenza, ChinaGrover, jmd82, Mr Bismarck, ic23b, cixelsyd, grum@work

Standings

Etrigan13
Ying Yang Mafia12
Mr Bismarck11
cixelsyd11
grum@work9
tahoemoj9
ChinaGrover8
jmd827
tommytrump7
rcade6
ic23b5
NerfballPro5
BitterOldPunk4
hincandenza3
holden3
Irish6273
bender2
flannelenigma2
jeremias2
NoMich2

This Week

Pick:

1. The winner of the Super Bowl

2. The over or under on 47.5 total points

3. The quarterback who will pass for the most yards

4. The player who will run for the most yards

5. The player who will catch the most yards

6. The player who will score the first touchdown

7. The player who will make the most tackles

8. A player who will make an interception or recover a fumble ("none" not allowed)

9. A player who will get a sack

10. The brand that will win the Super Bowl Ad
Meter

11: The Super Bowl's overnight rating (to one decimal place, for example 30.1, 35.2 or 39.0)

12: The total number of points scored in the game

Note: 11 and 12 will be used as the first and second tiebreaker also.

posted by rcade at 04:48 PM on February 02, 2013

1. San Francisco

2. Over

3. Joe Flacco

4. Frank Gore

5. Anquan Bolden

6. Vernon Davis

7. Patrick Willis

8. Cary Williams

9. Bernard Pollard

10. Kia Sorento

11: 47.2

12: 50

posted by rcade at 05:06 PM on February 02, 2013

Baltimore

Under

Flacco

Rice

Boldin

Rice

Bowman

Reed

Ngata

Coca~Cola

48.0

47

posted by tommybiden at 05:07 PM on February 02, 2013

I had to measure the punts myself from the play-by-play in the box score, so I used net yardage from the punting play to the opponent's first down. Is this how punts are measured?

posted by rcade at 05:25 PM on February 02, 2013

1. 49ers

2. Under

3. Joe Flacco

4. Ray Rice

5. Anquan Boldin

6. Colin Kaepernick

7. Bernard Pollard

8. Ed Reed

9. Aldon Smith

10. Doritos

11: 47.3

12: 44

posted by Etrigan at 06:03 PM on February 02, 2013

1. The 69ers

2. Over

3. Joel Flacco

4. Al Gore

5. Algonquin Bolden

6. See #5

7. Ray Lewis

8. Ed Reed

9. Isaac Sopoaga

10. Doritos

11: 47.6

12: 69

posted by NoMich at 06:51 PM on February 02, 2013

Don't have confidence-inspiring responses to any of those calls at the ready. So, a few alternate calls:

- First overtime Super Bowl

- Game will hinge on the leg of David Akers (for better or worse)

- Alex Smith needs to be ready to go in

- Ted Ginn Jr. will have an impact

posted by beaverboard at 07:03 PM on February 02, 2013

1. SF
2. Under
3. Flacco
4. Gore
5. Boldin
6. Rice
7. Lewis
8. Pollard
9. Lewis
10. Budweiser
11. 42.3
12. 45

posted by grum@work at 08:07 PM on February 02, 2013

1. San Francisco 0x31'ers

2. Over

3. Joseph Flacco

4. Frank Gore

5. Michael Crabtree

6. Colin Kaepernick

7. NaVorro Bowman

8. Ray Lewis

9. Aldon Smith

10. Doritos

11. 46.8

12. 59

posted by NerfballPro at 08:16 PM on February 02, 2013

1. 49ers

2. Under

3. Flacco

4. Gore

5. Crabtree

6. Vernon Davis

7. Patrick Willis

8. Navarro Bowman

9. Aldon Smith

10. Samsung

11. 49

12. 43

posted by cixelsyd at 10:44 PM on February 02, 2013

1. San Francisco

2. Over

3. Joe Flacco

4. Colin Kaepernick

5. Delanie Walker

6. Ted Ginn, Jr.

7. Ray Lewis

8. Ed Reed

9. Aldon Smith

10. Doritos

11: 46.3

12: 55

posted by bender at 12:40 AM on February 03, 2013

1. The winner of the Super Bowl: 49ers
2. The over or under on 47.5 total points Over
3. The quarterback who will pass for the most yards Kaepernick
4. The player who will run for the most yards: Kaepernick
5. The player who will catch the most yards: Crabtree
6. The player who will score the first touchdown: Crabtree
7. The player who will make the most tackles: Ray Lewis
8. A player who will make an interception or recover a fumble ("none" not allowed): Dashon Goldson
9. A player who will get a sack: Ray Lewis
10. The brand that will win the Super Bowl Ad Meter: Doritos
11: The Super Bowl's overnight rating (to one decimal place, for example 30.1, 35.2 or 39.0): 34.1
12: The total number of points scored in the game: 78

posted by hincandenza at 04:50 AM on February 03, 2013

SF Over Kaepernick Gore Boldin Boldin Willis A Smith A Smith Bud 35.7 57

posted by Irish627 at 08:09 AM on February 03, 2013

1. The winner of the Super Bowl : 49ers

2. The over or under on 47.5 total points : Over

3. The quarterback who will pass for the most yards : Flacco

4. The player who will run for the most yards : Gore

5. The player who will catch the most yards : Smith

6. The player who will score the first touchdown : Pitta

7. The player who will make the most tackles : Ray Lewis

8. A player who will make an interception or recover a fumble ("none" not allowed) : Ed Reed

9. A player who will get a sack : Ahmad Brooks

10. The brand that will win the Super Bowl Ad Meter : WTF? err.. Doritos.

11: The Super Bowl's overnight rating (to one decimal place, for example 30.1, 35.2 or 39.0): 44.6

12: The total number of points scored in the game : 56

Note: 11 and 12 will be used as the first and second tiebreaker also.

posted by Mr Bismarck at 09:50 AM on February 03, 2013

1. The winner of the Super Bowl: San Francisco

2. The over or under on 47.5 total points: Under

3. The quarterback who will pass for the most yards: Flacco

4. The player who will run for the most yards: Kaepernick

5. The player who will catch the most yards: Crabtree

6. The player who will score the first touchdown: Kaepernick

7. The player who will make the most tackles: N. Bowman

8. A player who will make an interception or recover a fumble ("none" not allowed): N. Bowman

9. A player who will get a sack: P. Willis

10. The brand that will win the Super Bowl Ad: Lincoln (Go Wil Wheaton!)

11: The Super Bowl's overnight rating (to one decimal place, for example 30.1, 35.2 or 39.0): 42.4

12: The total number of points scored in the game: 47

posted by ChinaGrover at 10:26 AM on February 03, 2013

1. Ravens
2. Under
3. Joe Flacco
4. Ray Rice
5. Torrey Smith
6. Ray Rice
7. Ray Lewis
8. Ed Reed
9. Aldon Smith
10. Pepsi
11: 45.8
12: 45 (24-21)

posted by DudeDykstra at 12:02 PM on February 03, 2013

1. ravens

2. under

3. Flaco

4. Rice

5. Pitta

6. Pitta

7. Lewis

8. Reed

9. Alden Smith

10. Budweiser

11: 31.42

12: 45

posted by jmd82 at 02:02 PM on February 03, 2013

1. 49'ers

2. Over

3. Flacco

4. Gore

5. Crabtree

6. R. Rice

7. R. Lewis

8. P. Willis

9. A. Smith

10. Budweiser (those Clydesdales are sooooo adorable!)

11. 44.2

12. 53

posted by tahoemoj at 02:35 PM on February 03, 2013

49ers
Over
Flacco
Gore
Crabtree
Crabtree
Ray Lewis
Patrick Willis
A. Smith
Doritos
49.8
48

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 02:40 PM on February 03, 2013

6. First touchdown (Anquan Boldin): NoMich, Irish627

posted by rcade at 06:47 PM on February 03, 2013

I can't believe I picked the over. Motherfuckers better be making adjustments at half time.

posted by NoMich at 07:38 PM on February 03, 2013

Blackout!

posted by grum@work at 08:43 PM on February 03, 2013

1) I may nab the Costanza with a clean sweep of my picks this week.
2) I doomed the 49ers to not winning by picking them across the board this week.

TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHTY POWERS AND DESPAIR YE MORTALS!

posted by hincandenza at 09:02 PM on February 03, 2013

8. A player who will make an interception or recover a fumble (Ed Reed): tommytrump, Etrigan, NoMich, bender, Mr Bismarck, DudeDykstra, jmd82

posted by rcade at 09:04 PM on February 03, 2013

They've found the reason for the blackout!

posted by grum@work at 09:05 PM on February 03, 2013

Alright, all I need now is two field goals by the 69ers and I'm the greatest sports prognosticator of all time.

posted by NoMich at 10:23 PM on February 03, 2013

BTW, the blackout was caused by Vegas mobsters.

posted by NoMich at 10:55 PM on February 03, 2013

BTW, the blackout was caused by Vegas mobsters.

Why?

Heavy betting was on the Niners -4, Vegas mobsters were sitting real pretty prior to the blackout. Lots of smiling bookmakers after this one.

posted by cixelsyd at 11:01 PM on February 03, 2013

10. The brand that will win the Super Bowl Ad Meter

After their great third quarter tie-in, this better be the new Star Trek movie, "Into Darkness."

posted by Mr Bismarck at 11:26 PM on February 03, 2013

Wonder if the mob sent a bottle of Scotch to the Field Judge who saw the hold on Crabtree on the 4th down fade route and chose to ignore it.

posted by beaverboard at 12:19 AM on February 04, 2013

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