04/19/24
December 21, 2011
Kim Jong Il: Greatest athlete of his generation.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia to other at 06:49 PM - 10 comments
From the Collective Labor Division of the Justice Is Served Department:
NBA lockout ends, Kim dies.
posted by beaverboard at 09:49 PM on December 21, 2011
From the tonsorial bureau:
J.R. Reid has seen the hairstyle of the successor son and has issued a brisk "Oh, no you don't!"
posted by beaverboard at 09:50 PM on December 21, 2011
Just a heads-up:
North Korea is the Unofficial Football World Champions.
It would seem that the strain on Kim Jong-il to mentally propel his glorious football team to championship status was too much for his human shell.
posted by grum@work at 10:17 PM on December 21, 2011
He was a pretty good football pundit, too.
posted by owlhouse at 11:52 PM on December 21, 2011
I miss the Cup Fever trio. Have they reconvened for the 2014 qualifying?
posted by beaverboard at 08:14 AM on December 22, 2011
I bet he never scored 4 touchdown in a high school football game.
posted by Debo270 at 10:12 AM on December 22, 2011
I bet he never scored 4 touchdown in a high school football game.
But you can bet your ass that Al Bundy never would have if dear leader had been on the defensive line against Polk High that night.
posted by tahoemoj at 11:11 AM on December 22, 2011
Kim Jong-un loves the NBA.
It's a bummer to see North Korean teams fail miserably in international competition and think about what might happen to them when they get home.
posted by rcade at 12:30 PM on December 22, 2011
I miss the Cup Fever trio. Have they reconvened for the 2014 qualifying?
Not that I know of. It will be fun to see them back for Brazil (hopefully we'll qualify, too).
posted by owlhouse at 10:07 PM on December 22, 2011
Much the same here.