11/05/24
August 26, 2011
College Golf Team Suspended for Nude Photo: The Bethany College men's golf team in Kansas has been suspended from three tournaments because of a team picture in which all 15 members posed nude, wearing nothing but the head of their golf clubs over their private parts. Team captain Jack Hiscock said that the team was trying to copy a similar picture taken by the UCLA team.
I was hearing the DP Show yesterday when he brought up the Bethany College men's golf team nude picture but to have Hiscock speaking about the suspension is nuts.
posted by BornIcon at 10:28 AM on August 26, 2011
Team Co-captain Phil McCracken is a man well known to Jack Hiscock
posted by tahoemoj at 11:38 AM on August 26, 2011
Yeah, but how do they hold their putters?
posted by jjzucal at 12:20 PM on August 26, 2011
I was hearing the DP Show yesterday when he brought up the Bethany College men's golf team nude picture but to have Hiscock speaking about the suspension is nuts.
Yeah, for the captain to go on national tv/radio takes a lot of balls.
posted by grum@work at 12:22 PM on August 26, 2011
Let me see if I can find that photo of Greg Oden holding a beach umbrella.
posted by beaverboard at 12:37 PM on August 26, 2011
Jack Hiscock? I don't even know him!
posted by rcade at 12:39 PM on August 26, 2011
Hard to believe, but there is indeed a Jack Hiscock on the Bethany roster. According to his profile, he'd "love to trade places" with the (less awkwardly named?) Jesus Christ.
posted by donnagirl at 12:56 PM on August 26, 2011
Yeah, for the captain to go on national tv/radio takes a lot of balls.
I know, he gave the school the shaft.
posted by BornIcon at 01:17 PM on August 26, 2011
Somewhere out there there was a couple last name of Hiscock, had a baby boy and they decided Jack would be a good name? I wonder if his middle initial is N. Jack N. Hiscock.
posted by G_Web at 04:45 PM on August 26, 2011
I bet Jack will marry a girl named Sharon.
posted by G_Web at 04:47 PM on August 26, 2011
I would like to congratulate long time listener, first time caller donnagirl on ending her days of lurking. Nine years!
posted by yerfatma at 09:57 AM on August 27, 2011
I gotta wonder if any of the golfers are related to any of these guys.
posted by Folkways at 01:23 PM on August 27, 2011
Nine years!
A three digit number! Lurker HOF. How did you hold your tongue during the 200-comment-Bonds-thread era?
posted by tron7 at 06:07 PM on August 28, 2011
Funny story and thread.
If my name had been Jack Hiscock, I would have been at the court house on my 18th birthday, waiting for the doors to open, to change my name.
At first I thought maybe donnagirl was just waiting for a good sex/golf thread, but then I remembered that Tiger gave us more of those than we could shake a Hiscock at.
posted by dviking at 07:12 PM on August 28, 2011
Jack Hiscock
I'm sorry, but that's not a real name. Especially for a student at a small, conservative school.
Dan Patrick is trying to get him on the show for an interview.