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February 14, 2011
What's This On My Golfball?: Tiger Woods is to be fined for spitting during Sunday's Dubai Desert Classic.
I remember a fine summer evening many years ago when my then girlfriend and I had sex on the golf course. Fortunately it was after dark and no one asked to play through. I don't remember either of us spitting, though.
posted by Howard_T at 05:17 PM on February 14, 2011
So Woods is one of the most fined players in the PGA, but the PGA Tour doesn't reveal those fines? It sounds to me like Woods forgot he was playing under an authority that wouldn't hide his behavior.
I want to root for the guy again, but chump stuff like this makes it harder.
posted by rcade at 05:56 PM on February 14, 2011
I don't remember either of us spitting, though.
Please, no further explanation. I'll just let my mind wander in the sewer rough.
posted by graymatters at 06:27 PM on February 14, 2011
Maybe he got his games confused and thought he was playing baseball.
posted by roberts at 08:36 PM on February 14, 2011
I remember a fine summer evening many years ago
Like the steakhouse menu says:
"Surf N' Turf -- the best of both worlds..."
Theme song playing in the background:
Takin' It To The Sheets by the Dubai Brothers
posted by beaverboard at 01:11 AM on February 15, 2011
I'm just happy I wasn't in the threesome behind him.
posted by jm_mosier at 07:31 AM on February 15, 2011
I'm just happy I wasn't in the threesome behind him.
The people behind him were having a threesome, and all anyone cares about is Tiger spitting? That's pretty strange.
posted by dyams at 01:28 PM on February 15, 2011
I read the previous statement as involving a parenthetical. As in
I'm just happy I wasn't in the threesome (behind him).
I wondered if the objection was to the relative positioning or to being there at all.
posted by tahoemoj at 01:36 PM on February 15, 2011
Will the man ever learn how to control his ejaculate?
posted by JJ at 04:49 AM on February 16, 2011
Spitting? Certainly not the worst thing I have ever done involving bodily fluids on a golf course.