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September 10, 2009
Boxer Drinks Own Urine: As revealed by the HBO documentary series 24/7, Mexican boxer Juan Manuel Marquez ends every workout session by making his own energy drink. "That's where a lot of proteins and vitamins are," said Marquez, whose sponsors include Tecate. "Why not drink them again instead of wasting them?" Before you try this yourself to pee all you can pee, experts say it doesn't help.
Works great on a jellyfish sting I hear. Definitely does not taste like chicken, also from what I hear. I don't know about drinking it but there was the gal in Vegas who would.....
Never mind.
posted by THX-1138 at 07:56 PM on September 10, 2009
Forget profanity, can we outlaw pee drinking FPPs please?
posted by billsaysthis at 08:15 PM on September 10, 2009
But it cures athletes foot, right?
posted by justgary at 09:06 PM on September 10, 2009
'But it cures athletes foot, right?'
Although it apparently has no effect on jock itch.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:18 PM on September 10, 2009
Oh dude, that's just wrong.... Someone pass me the brain bleach to get rid of that image please!
posted by Drood at 01:12 AM on September 11, 2009
I hear urine makes for a good brain bleach too.
posted by Hugh Janus at 01:18 AM on September 11, 2009
But it cures athletes foot, right?
Yes, but the tradeoff is a slight case of halitosos.
posted by mjkredliner at 02:10 AM on September 11, 2009
Wow, I could have had a V-8 !
posted by tommybiden at 09:08 AM on September 11, 2009
IS it necessary to drink my own urine, No but its sterile and I like the taste.
-Dodgeball
posted by Debo270 at 09:18 AM on September 11, 2009
I don't know about drinking it but there was the gal in Vegas who would.....
Suzy with the glass eye? Isn't she great?!!?
posted by BornIcon at 09:54 AM on September 11, 2009
Seems that it really doesn't cure athlete's foot either, but it does save the rainforest.
Sorry Madonna.
posted by dviking at 09:54 AM on September 11, 2009
i understand some think it's a cure for hemroids too if injected directly...
posted by wildbill1 at 04:05 PM on September 11, 2009
All right, you're in the boxing ring. Its pretty close so far. Suddenly, your opponent and you are in a clinch and the ref is trying to pull you apart. Just before he separates you, your opponent says in your ear "I drink my own urine" and breathes hard on your face. While you're freaking out over inhaling pee-breath, he nails you with a devastating upper cut and you're down for the count.
It doesn't work? Au contraire!
posted by Joey Michaels at 04:15 PM on September 11, 2009
Sounds like this guy took 100 too many shots to the head.
posted by irunfromclones at 04:16 PM on September 11, 2009
A former Prime Minister of India, Morarji Desai, was a firm believer in Urine Therapy. It is under the heading "Retirement and Death" in his Wikipedia biography. President Jimmy Carter came under some fire because of this for meeting with him. By coincidence, I just came back from dropping off a sample for my upcoming physical. Too bad I have nothing left over at the moment.
posted by Howard_T at 05:04 PM on September 11, 2009
Saw UFC commentator Joe Rogan do this on a YouTube video he posted.
It's all bullshit and has no medical benefit whatsoever. Honestly, I'm fairly hardy, watch the goriest Japanese movies out there etc... Have seen all sorts of horrors over the years. Saw 2 Girls 1 Cup etc... You name it.
But watching Rogan drink his own piss nearly made me hurl.