July 13, 2009

Simpson, Romo split: Sad news: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have parted ways.

posted by jjzucal to football at 07:33 PM - 16 comments

While they were together he was a shitty QB with a decent looking girlfriend.

Now that they are split he can concentrate full time on being a shitty QB.

posted by cixelsyd at 08:02 PM on July 13, 2009

Jessica better be careful. You know their trying to make the world Romo friendly.

posted by graymatters at 08:28 PM on July 13, 2009

Awwww....so? Is this really even news worthy? Must be a slow sports day.

posted by BornIcon at 08:48 PM on July 13, 2009

Hell yes this is news worthy! Jessica is a free woman and I got a handful of flowers and . . . well never mind what's in the other hand.

posted by outonleave at 08:59 PM on July 13, 2009

Finally the Cowboys catch a break.

posted by rcade at 09:27 PM on July 13, 2009

I guess we'll find out if she is a distraction like the media has been playing her out as. I'm sure she was somewhat.

posted by sgtcookzane at 10:14 PM on July 13, 2009

We're in the All-Star break, so yes, it is a slow sports news day.

If Romo can now start thinking more about being a quarterback, my Eagles might be in trouble.

posted by jjzucal at 11:07 PM on July 13, 2009

Jerry Jones laid down the law.

New stadium, new girlfriend.

Plus, Tony told Jess that two-a-day sessions would be starting soon. Last year, she didn't know what that meant. Now she does.

posted by beaverboard at 06:38 AM on July 14, 2009

Slow news day???
Hell no!

There's....
the....
ummm....
Tour de France!

(I kid - I love the tour - big cycling fan)

posted by kokaku at 07:27 AM on July 14, 2009

No thanks! Not knocking cycling but com'on...how really exciting is the Tour?

WOW!! He's riding on 3rd gear, I can't believe it!! That's insane!

Ugh!

posted by BornIcon at 08:51 AM on July 14, 2009

Sorry we changed the subject, but could you ride 100 miles or more? Maybe if you stopped every 10 miles to rest!

posted by jjzucal at 07:14 PM on July 14, 2009

posted by jjzucal to football

It's newsworthy but posting to football is sketchy, unless you consider Jessica a free agent receiver.

posted by tron7 at 11:30 PM on July 14, 2009

Tight End ?

posted by tommybiden at 11:37 PM on July 14, 2009

Not any more.

posted by cjets at 02:14 PM on July 15, 2009

Wide Receiver ?

posted by tommybiden at 03:04 PM on July 15, 2009

And just what did Jessica think two-a-days were? Maybe she was looking forward to them.

posted by Howard_T at 10:49 PM on July 15, 2009

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