January 29, 2007

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posted by rcade to editorial policy at 09:54 AM - 25 comments

Line up for your torches and pitchforks here!

posted by grum@work at 10:41 AM on January 29, 2007

It seems a little late to form a mob. Justice has already been served.

posted by apoch at 10:42 AM on January 29, 2007

sportingo has a user account?

posted by jerseygirl at 10:50 AM on January 29, 2007

Can we make sure justice is served Eastern Standard Time? Bryce doesn't like to stay up.

posted by Mr Bismarck at 10:51 AM on January 29, 2007

It seems a little late to form a mob. Justice has already been served. Well, what am I going to do with all these pitchforks and torches?

posted by grum@work at 12:15 PM on January 29, 2007

ebay.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:20 PM on January 29, 2007

Oh, we'll find use for them soon enough.

posted by chicobangs at 12:31 PM on January 29, 2007

Midgets should be kept as pets... Look, I said as much in the thread in question and feel that in order for the movement to gain the appropriate momentum, we need to make sure that message is heard. This may be something the torch-and-pitchfork set would be interested in. You know, since we've already paid for them.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 12:43 PM on January 29, 2007

Well grum, you just have to find the next sportingo before the pantheon does.

posted by apoch at 12:44 PM on January 29, 2007

I'll take a new torch but I prefer to use my own pitchfork. It was made for me by Hattori Hanzo.

posted by MrFrisby at 01:33 PM on January 29, 2007

Those dicks sucked, and their content was mush. I say let the midgets roam, Weedy. Seriously. The domesticated ones look so sad all the time. [is that funny? I don't know anymore. I live in the UK and we don't know where the line is now.]

posted by JJ at 02:22 PM on January 29, 2007

And they said irony was dead.

posted by chicobangs at 02:43 PM on January 29, 2007

Do they? Don't we have to call it "vitally challenged" these days?

posted by JJ at 02:49 PM on January 29, 2007

At least take down the sportingo account. Or let us and our pitchforks at it! (Lemme use that Hanzo steel pitchfork, MrFrisby!)

posted by worldcup2002 at 03:36 PM on January 29, 2007

I'll take a new torch but I prefer to use my own pitchfork. It was made for me by Hattori Hanzo. *THUNK* "...that really was a Hattori Hanzo pitchfork..."

posted by lil_brown_bat at 04:54 PM on January 29, 2007

74 midgets just showed up at my house and convinced me otherwise. Call off the conference. In an unrelated note - I won't be making it to work for several days. Officially, I fell down the stairs, but managed only to heavily damage my ankles and shins.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 10:11 PM on January 29, 2007

The bite marks about the toes, ankles and calves are going to be hard to explain away.

posted by jerseygirl at 10:28 PM on January 29, 2007

Officially, I fell down the stairs, but managed only to heavily damage my ankles and shins. Make fun of midgets...trip on the stairs. Hmm. On preview: Damn...how midgety were they? Bite marks on the toes?

posted by tselson at 10:35 PM on January 29, 2007

They were short ... and precise.

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:54 PM on January 29, 2007

You need a lineup to identify the culprits?

posted by danjel at 01:33 AM on January 30, 2007

Erstwhile, SpoFi's 5th birthday goes unnoticed. Pity, that.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:09 AM on January 30, 2007

Bite marks on the toes? It was the midgets that gave Barbaro laminitis.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:47 AM on January 30, 2007

Erstwhile, SpoFi's 5th birthday goes unnoticed. Five years? Seriously? Holy fuck. That is five years of my life I'll never get back... :)

posted by tieguy at 06:44 AM on January 30, 2007

Can NBX be gone gone gone, also?

posted by jerseygirl at 08:31 PM on February 01, 2007

Well played, jerseygirl, well played!

posted by MrFrisby at 10:11 PM on February 01, 2007

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