April 01, 2006

Auction draft update: * POSTPONED*: - in an act of self-centeredness that will live in infamy, the Yukon family decided to have a child today, which he feels is a valid excuse to not show up tomorrow. I realize a certain percentage of folks will show up assuming this is a less-than-imaginative April Fool's gag*, but the yolk's on him. * Aren't they all?

posted by yerfatma to fantasy at 04:55 PM - 28 comments

I can't believe yukon would do such a thing. He never seemed to be the type of person who would let down fellow SpoFites. Congrats yukon.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 05:04 PM on April 01, 2006

Another SpoFite baby? Is there something in the RSS feed? Contratulations Yukon.

posted by lilnemo at 05:39 PM on April 01, 2006

Congrats Yukon.

posted by squealy at 07:37 PM on April 01, 2006

Congrats Yukon....

posted by elovrich at 10:23 PM on April 01, 2006

Congratulations!

posted by wingnut4life at 07:38 AM on April 02, 2006

Congratulations, Yukon! Sportstalk host Arnie Spanier named his child Shea. Spofi has a nice ring to it, and it'll make your child grow up tough along "Boy Named Sue" principles.

posted by rcade at 08:16 AM on April 02, 2006

Congratulations, Yukon!

posted by bperk at 10:05 AM on April 02, 2006

I had mine first! I win! Well, techincally, my wife had our child ... congrats, Yukon!

posted by wfrazerjr at 10:44 AM on April 02, 2006

Congrats

posted by catfish at 10:58 AM on April 02, 2006

Congrats! Great news.

posted by gspm at 11:06 AM on April 02, 2006

Congrats

posted by tron7 at 12:31 PM on April 02, 2006

Dubious. I'm not buying it. I think yerfatma is using his web savvy to formulate this hoax to keep me from drafting with everyone else today. I mean, why would anyone schedule a baby for fantasy baseball draft time? Hmmm. Of course, there's spring, Opening Day, rebirth... birth. Could be perfect timing if you look at it that way. Big congrats Yukon. Unfortunately, I don't have a rule book to forward you for this one.

posted by BullpenPro at 12:31 PM on April 02, 2006

ust wondering if the campfire will be up and if anyone will be there

posted by elovrich at 12:40 PM on April 02, 2006

Do we all use our SpoFi usernames in campfire?

posted by bperk at 12:53 PM on April 02, 2006

Another SpoFite baby? Is there something in the RSS feed? Maybe it's the RSS breastfeed.

posted by wfrazerjr at 01:48 PM on April 02, 2006

Coco Wily Mo Trot Gold has a very nice ring to it. Congrats, Pops.

posted by jerseygirl at 02:04 PM on April 02, 2006

*still smiling about the new SpoFite* Now, when is the next window that we can get everyone together for the auction? And are we going to use the whole season for stats or just from the day after the auction is complete?

posted by elovrich at 04:01 PM on April 02, 2006

Congrats, I hope that stuff is not too contagious.

posted by jojomfd1 at 06:34 PM on April 02, 2006

Congratulations, Yukon!

posted by dusted at 09:18 PM on April 02, 2006

Pink bubble gum cigar or blue bubble gum cigar? Enjoy, Yukon.

posted by tselson at 09:41 PM on April 02, 2006

So what did he have? A jockstrap or a sportsbra?

posted by jerseygirl at 08:21 AM on April 03, 2006

Congratulations, Yukon. Enjoy the ride.

posted by rocketman at 10:53 AM on April 03, 2006

Congratulations Yukon. Many blessings to you and yours from the skydive house.

posted by skydivemom at 08:34 PM on April 03, 2006

Yukon, you ol' procreator, you! Congrats to you and the familial units. Where's the mug shot?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:15 AM on April 04, 2006

So what did he have? A jockstrap or a sportsbra? Order up a jockstrap. Toby, 7lbs. 8 oz. Thanks for the many best wishes. And yes, he was indeed born on April Fools Day. DSCN1810

posted by YukonGold at 10:50 PM on April 04, 2006

Now this may be the best April Fools joke played on yukon ever. Congatulations my good sir. Between you and fraze Ive had to pull the baby (photo)albums to look back at mine. 15 and 18 now. You have many wonderous experiences ahead of you.

posted by Folkways at 11:13 AM on April 05, 2006

Congrats to you and the Missus, Yukon. Good looking mini Red Sox fan you got there.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:48 AM on April 05, 2006

Toby learns quick Toby's a quick learner.

posted by dusted at 01:33 PM on April 05, 2006

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