June 08, 2004

Are we not spam? We are Devo. Justification or banification please.

posted by squealy to editorial policy at 06:16 PM - 67 comments

Or at least a warnification about self-linkification.

posted by squealy at 06:24 PM on June 08, 2004

self-linkification is an abomination of sportsfilteration.

posted by garfield at 06:32 PM on June 08, 2004

[DonKingText = "1"] In all of this great and wonderfulized nation of Sporfilteration, never have we laid our wearyfied eyes upon the dastardly provocation of evilness like the unmitigated, unjustifiable, unhumanicized self-linkification. When our bewitching, captivating and glamourized land is assailed and defiled by this repugnant, repulsive, and revolting affrontery, we have to take up our arms and throw down our gauntlets and cauterize this festering wound before it envelops us all! [DonKingText = "0"]

posted by grum@work at 07:11 PM on June 08, 2004

there has been a deletefication of the self-linkification with a slight warnification of the abomination to the sportsfilteration. much appreciation to the squealy nation.

posted by jacknose at 07:20 PM on June 08, 2004

be careful with the self-linkification, it causes blindness i heard.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:27 PM on June 08, 2004

<best wc2k2 voice>jerseygirl, since you still refuse to supply a photo, none of us is in danger of going blind</best wc2k2 voice>

posted by billsaysthis at 09:56 PM on June 08, 2004

I got to the secong level. Guys/gals, go easy on him, he's a Vietnam vet. *rimshot*

posted by NoMich at 10:11 PM on June 08, 2004

I always pictured WC2K2's voice as a bit higher in tone and British, but sly and sarcastic like Mr. Belvedere. I'm right, aren't I?

posted by jerseygirl at 10:47 PM on June 08, 2004

Resist self-linking we must. Submit to the Dark Side we must not.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:26 PM on June 08, 2004

Cool! I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi and worldcup is Yoda.

posted by dusted at 11:46 PM on June 08, 2004

I got dibs on Han. Fuckers.

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:55 PM on June 08, 2004

Then I've got dibs on Princess Leia.

posted by dusted at 12:59 AM on June 09, 2004

I want to be r2d2! (biddybiddybeepbeep!)

posted by BigCalm at 03:10 AM on June 09, 2004

I get to be George Lucas. From now on, you will be much, much less entertaining.

posted by Samsonov14 at 03:28 AM on June 09, 2004

That makes me Jabba the Hutt, I think. This Carbolite stuff doesn't do shit.

posted by wfrazerjr at 06:01 AM on June 09, 2004

I got dibs on Natalie Portman. Suckers.

posted by garfield at 09:19 AM on June 09, 2004

Can I be Luke? I have a talent for being whiny and dense. Plus my dad can still totally kick my ass.

posted by rocketman at 10:58 AM on June 09, 2004

Oooh...can I reprise my role as Princess Leia's slave costume??? =D

posted by MeatSaber at 11:58 AM on June 09, 2004

"whiny and dense"

posted by YukonGold at 12:01 PM on June 09, 2004

MeatSaber: I already think your Star Wars role is pretty clear. BigCalm as r2d2 hilarious is. Wet his pants laughing, Yoda has.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:21 PM on June 09, 2004

Biddybiddybeepbeep. BigC has mastered the Force of Comedic Timing. Laughing hysterically, Yoda still is. Crumpled over in the corner, Yoda has become. Jedi training is nothing in the face of BigComedy!

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:25 PM on June 09, 2004

Since I'm from the south, would BubbaFet be out of line?

posted by trox at 12:33 PM on June 09, 2004

I get to be Princess Vespa.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:43 PM on June 09, 2004

Since I'm from the south, would BubbaFet be out of line? Yeah, but you'll have stop fucking the Ewoks.

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:50 PM on June 09, 2004

Fuck them? Nah, we hunt them (yeehaaw).

posted by trox at 02:15 PM on June 09, 2004

Deep-fried Ewok is the shit...

posted by MeatSaber at 02:16 PM on June 09, 2004

I bent my wookie :(

posted by Jugwine at 02:55 PM on June 09, 2004

I got dibs on Natalie Portman. Suckers. Damnit, I knew I felt a disturbance in the Force... I can't believe I picked Carrie Fisher over Natalie Portman.

posted by dusted at 04:22 PM on June 09, 2004

Mmm yes a disturbance Yoda has also felt. But not in the Force.

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:48 PM on June 09, 2004

I get to be the Millenium Falcon so I can go into hyperdrive and get the fuck away from you plonkers!

posted by billsaysthis at 05:54 PM on June 09, 2004

Is that the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?

posted by yerfatma at 06:07 AM on June 10, 2004

I can't believe I picked Carrie Fisher over Natalie Portman. You can't really compare players from different eras.

posted by danostuporstar at 08:00 AM on June 10, 2004

I got dibs on Natalie Portman. Suckers. I'll take Sabé from Phantom Menace. Who is that, you say? Look her up.

posted by grum@work at 08:05 AM on June 10, 2004

Have you seen 'Pirates of the Carribean?' Quality Keira all over that piece. You can't really compare players from different eras. Yeah, the equipment just ain't the same as it used to be. Gotta love progress.

posted by garfield at 08:34 AM on June 10, 2004

dammit, grum...you beat me to it...

posted by MeatSaber at 09:11 AM on June 10, 2004

Have you seen 'Pirates of the Carribean?' Quality Keira all over that piece. Oh, I have seen it. Enjoyed it too. And "Bend It Like Beckham", but not for the same reasons. My reference to "look her up" was the fact that her character is barely mentioned and not too many SW-geeks would know who played her in the movie.

posted by grum@work at 10:45 AM on June 10, 2004

Star Wars geek. ↑↑↑

posted by gspm at 11:11 AM on June 10, 2004

HEy how'd you do the arrow thingies? Special characters? Character map? Me like that.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:49 AM on June 10, 2004

↑ poke ↑ poke ↑

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:12 PM on June 10, 2004

Aw, c'mon, Don't tease tell me please please please

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:51 PM on June 10, 2004

posted by blarp at 01:14 PM on June 10, 2004

↑0↑!

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:21 PM on June 10, 2004

ctrl v = ↑

posted by garfield at 01:32 PM on June 10, 2004

uh, how about looking at the source code, newbie. (it was a special html code that I didn't know but looked up).

posted by gspm at 01:44 PM on June 10, 2004

It's easier to whine about it than to scroll through the source. I 0wnz3r3d U.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:46 PM on June 10, 2004

You folks are starting to frighten me.

posted by 86 at 04:10 PM on June 10, 2004

Hey, is it just me or was Sportsfilter just down for like 4 hours?

posted by StarFucker at 07:59 PM on June 10, 2004

Just you. Stop drinking.

posted by justgary at 09:06 PM on June 10, 2004

No, it was fucked up for a while. I almost started crying. ?©?¨ ?ª ?«

posted by grum@work at 11:02 PM on June 10, 2004

Boy, those codes didn't come out right AT ALL.

posted by grum@work at 11:02 PM on June 10, 2004

We put sportsfilter on the same broken down server in a closet metafilter is on, and you see the results.

posted by justgary at 11:25 PM on June 10, 2004

Oh yeah? Well, I'll see your symbols and raise you a €

posted by NoMich at 10:40 AM on June 11, 2004

Symbol-Fu! The SpoFi sport of choice!

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:57 AM on June 11, 2004

justgary: We put sportsfilter on the same broken down server in a closet metafilter is on, and you see the results. Well, then, I think it's time that SpoFi came out of the closet.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:00 AM on June 11, 2004

Symbol-Fu! sport or no sport? Symbol-Fuers! athlete or no athlete?

posted by jerseygirl at 11:18 AM on June 11, 2004

SpoFi: our symbol-fu is strong

posted by NoMich at 11:32 AM on June 11, 2004

Well, then, I think it's time that SpoFi came out of the closet. I'm with ya man.

posted by justgary at 05:07 PM on June 11, 2004

A Simple Character Entity Chart for the increasingly outdated WC2k2. When are you switching handles to EC2k4 or WCQ06?

posted by billsaysthis at 06:17 PM on June 11, 2004

Ð?š??? is my new username.

posted by dusted at 07:09 PM on June 11, 2004

That should read Ðμšτ∃⊃ is my new username.

posted by dusted at 07:10 PM on June 11, 2004

I think I saw that carved into a Trapper Keeper once. Right next to the Van Halen logo (which, criminally enough, there are no ASCII codes for— UTF-VH anyone?).

posted by yerfatma at 07:45 PM on June 11, 2004

I just heard that Carved into a Trapper Keeper Van Halen logo thing somewhere... and I can't place it.

posted by jerseygirl at 08:50 PM on June 11, 2004

Sorry. Unless you're reading my thoughts, I have no idea where you're seeing my material in advance. But I'd like to get a hold of the bastard that's using it.

posted by yerfatma at 12:30 PM on June 13, 2004

If the presuppositions that have hitherto been current are to melt away in a full dissolution, they must not be dissolved into a higher presupposition again - a thought, or thinking itself, criticism. For that dissolution is to be for my good; otherwise it would belong only in the series of innumerable dissolutions. I'm with Max on this one

posted by kWaCkY at 01:29 PM on June 13, 2004

I think I heard it on Last Comic Standing on Thursday night.

posted by jerseygirl at 01:37 PM on June 13, 2004

That's indeed where you heard it JG.

posted by pivo at 08:22 PM on June 14, 2004

Ah ha! thanks Pivo!! I knew someone had used that joke before.

posted by jerseygirl at 08:33 PM on June 14, 2004

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