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| Name: | John |
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| Member since: | November 09, 2003 |
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forksclovetofu has posted 36 links and 229 comments to SportsFilter and 12 links and 130 comments to the Locker Room and 2 columns.
Chris Chelios reminisces about a very special coach.:
Well, at least we finally figured out what happened to Jules. This is totally brilliant.
posted by forksclovetofu to hockey at 11:23 PM on April 28, 2005 - 5 comments
"A few weeks later, the team obtains Tyrone Nesby, who has an athlete's mind and a poet's body.":
Wizznutzz gets some McSweeney's love with "A Brief History of Bacon: A Quarter Century of Washington Basketball."
posted by forksclovetofu to basketball at 05:46 PM on April 27, 2005 - 12 comments
The Spurs take it to the bank.:
posted by forksclovetofu to basketball at 04:33 PM on April 26, 2005 - 4 comments
Abracadabra, you're screwed:
As if the Magic weren't having enough problems, there goes Steve Francis for what's likely to be most of the rest of the season for kicking a photographer.
Between Stacey's lotion chuckin', the less than acrimonious parting of Johnny Davis and a sub .500 season in which the best they can hope for is to back into the playoffs and get murdered by the Heat, things are not going too well in Orlando.
Having already drastically retooled by dealing a franchise player yet AGAIN, what can the Magic hope to do in THIS off-season to prevent another creaky year for this constantly teetering team?
posted by forksclovetofu to basketball at 12:14 PM on March 20, 2005 - 7 comments
See You Next Tuesday:
Cleveland coach Paul Silas calls Carlos Boozer a c**t.
From a player; well, alright. But from a coach? Yikes.
It's even sillier in the verbatim.
posted by forksclovetofu to basketball at 08:36 PM on March 18, 2005 - 4 comments
I'll say sport, not athletes.
posted by forksclovetofu at 07:53 AM on March 26, 2005
Admin, please hope me.
posted by forksclovetofu at 12:14 PM on March 20, 2005
See, what caught my attention was the MUSIC. I love the pissed Kobe giving dap to the fans while "rollin wit' THUGS" plays in the background. So classic.
posted by forksclovetofu at 08:57 PM on December 16, 2004
Thanks guys. Sorry I don't show myself around here much these days. I'm likely to return come football season; but this blog o' mine has eaten up so goddam much time that I don't have any left over. I learned how to put together articles through trial and error over here though, so you'll always be close to my heart. Like an embolism. love + hickies
posted by forksclovetofu at 08:12 PM on August 11, 2004
EAST: 1. Indiana v 8. Boston, should be a sweep. 2. Detroit v 7. Milwaukee, easily. 3. New Jersey v 6. New York, though this could be the surprise bracket. 4. Miami v 5. New Orleans, in a dogfight. WEST: 1. Minnesota v 8. Denver, second round FINALLY. 2. Los Angeles v 7. Houston and it won't be pretty. 3. San Antonio v 6. Memphis, Memphis wins one. 4. Sacramento v 5. Dallas Is anyone keeping track of this, a'la the NFL playoffs?
posted by forksclovetofu at 09:38 PM on April 15, 2004
If not VC, how about 'Sheed when he was blazerbound?
posted by forksclovetofu at 11:31 AM on April 13, 2004
Denver's postseason spot means it's gotta be a split. The NBA wouldn't dare skip over LeBron, not after he's lived up to his own level of hype.
posted by forksclovetofu at 11:30 AM on April 13, 2004
I really really really REALLY dislike the Lakers. The prior iteration of the team actually caused a serious riff between me and my father. I want these fuckers OUSTED, toot sweet.
posted by forksclovetofu at 05:05 AM on April 13, 2004
jg, I've been gone for a bit; how's YOUR ring looking?
posted by forksclovetofu at 02:11 AM on April 12, 2004
Watch out for the driveby!
posted by forksclovetofu at 02:10 AM on April 12, 2004
not a sport, not athletes. The fox and horse in the equation might be considered athletes in a "most dangerous game" kinda way.
posted by forksclovetofu at 01:20 PM on April 11, 2004
An apt pupil, no less.
posted by forksclovetofu at 02:12 AM on April 11, 2004
"A few weeks later, the team obtains Tyrone Nesby, who has an athlete's mind and a poet's body."
When I find Sports links, here's where I come. Thanks for the love.