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Stan Chin
Name: Stan Chin
Member since: December 04, 2002
Last visit: February 10, 2008

Stan Chin has posted 10 links and 40 comments to SportsFilter and 0 links and 0 comments to the Locker Room.

Recent Links

University of Alabama: Our satellite schools are better than your Number 1 Seed.: Your bracket is pwned.

posted by Stan Chin to basketball at 06:12 PM on March 21, 2004 - 4 comments

Ricky Williams has cut his hair.: The shocked populace holds their collective breath for an official word from In the meantime, he's launched himself up my preseason fantasy draft ranking. I mean, seriously, that hair had to weigh like.. 30 pounds.

posted by Stan Chin to football at 11:14 PM on March 07, 2004 - 3 comments

Whoah, waitaminute... there's an ESPN Gamer site?: When the hell did that happen? Oh. An entire site devoted to the unholy menage a trois of Sports, Gaming, and Marketing? Aside from not even knowing it exists from the ESPN front page, have video games become a solid supplement of fandom... or is it close to being more important than the real thing? Between video games and fantasy leagues, it seems to me fewer and fewer are concerned about the actual thing. I should know, I could give a flip less about who wins the championship as long as I have a good Fantasy/Video Gaming season.

posted by Stan Chin to culture at 07:34 PM on August 21, 2003 - 14 comments

Vick Breaks Leg. Ludacris furiously writes new lyrics about Doug"izzle Sizzle" Johnson.: Arthur Blank signs up for "Do-It-Yourself Caulking the Fibula clinic" at local Home Depot. We'll always have Madden.

posted by Stan Chin to football at 01:33 AM on August 17, 2003 - 9 comments

Sports Injuries Gallery (NSFW; Well-Behaved and Unannoying Porn Ads): Oh, the Leg Breaks gallery is always fun for the whole family. My all time favorite is the Sid Vicious break. Unfortunately, no slow-motion video with 10 minute excruciating descriptions from color commentary people that we're all so used to.

posted by Stan Chin to general at 01:27 AM on May 08, 2003 - 7 comments

Recent Comments

Laces OUT!

I'm assuming there's been some locker room history that I don't care enough about regarding, which I used for entertaining live updates during the game. In which case, so I missed the posting window of opportunity to an aftergame wire story by about a minute. Oh well, whatever.

posted by Stan Chin at 10:44 PM on January 06, 2007

Vince Young leads Texas to 41-38 win over USC

Reggie Bush just lost a lot of money. And that's fantastic. Would the Texans take Young #1??

posted by Stan Chin at 12:57 AM on January 05, 2006

A coach with a heart and the brains to go with it

Should have called a Hail Mary.

posted by Stan Chin at 02:04 AM on September 27, 2005

Saints May Be Gone for Good

Keep the Saints in town? For god's sakes, there's been enough suffering in the Superdome! Honestly, as a Saints fan for most of my life, the true purpose of the team is to bring laughter and a common bond of misery. Yeah yeah, it would be great if the Saints actually won a playoff game or something, but seriously, I think everybody in New Orleans really enjoys how fantastically they lose all the time. They're pretty much our lovable dumb pets in the South. In the hopes of bringing a bit of levity about the situation, here's some jokes I've personally heard from New Orleans evacuees/ Saints fans in the last week (yes, most of which lost homes and are grieving): What's the difference between the Saints Offensive Line and the Levees? The Levees held up for at least one blitz. They couldn't evacuate everyone? Couldn't they have started a Saints game? City would have emptied out in an hour. "Wow, that's the first time anybody from New Orleans has been in that endzone." ...etc. etc. Yeah I know, people horrifically died. But jokes help. That's why we need the Saints around.

posted by Stan Chin at 09:27 PM on September 04, 2005

North Carolina Wins National Championship

It's the Battle of the "Blame it on the Refs" arguments: Sean May's charging vs. the illegal Illinois screen!

posted by Stan Chin at 11:13 PM on April 04, 2005

Texas politician battles sexy cheerleading

I'm pretty sure that High School Cheerleaders really don't need bootylicious "breaking down" to be considered objects of male sexual fantasy.

posted by Stan Chin at 08:31 PM on March 18, 2005

'I like the smell of my grape ball'

Someday, my dream of a giant Tootsie Roll Lollipop that doubles as a bowling ball will finally come true.

posted by Stan Chin at 12:22 PM on March 14, 2005

The Anaheim Mighty Ducks are to no longer be under Disney's wing.

I'm rooting for the Anaheim Emilios Estevez. And according to IMDB, the Mighty Ducks FOUR is in production for a 2005 release.

posted by Stan Chin at 11:28 PM on February 25, 2005

Tying winning to player salaries -- could it work?

Man, Corey Dillon would have totally gone bezerker Last Boy Scout style on the Bengals with a machine gun if this was done in the NFL.

posted by Stan Chin at 04:28 PM on February 24, 2005

Artest asks for time off to promote rap album

What a coincidence! I'm looking to retire from my struggling musician job to become a multi-millionaire professional athlete!

posted by Stan Chin at 12:03 AM on November 11, 2004

World Series Game 4

I blame Scott Stapp and Jimmy Fallon.

posted by Stan Chin at 11:09 PM on October 27, 2004

World Series Game 3

Not really caring that badly, I would really like Boston to lose the next two games, thus having the 'other shoe drop' to the freaking-out Red Sox Nation, then wrapping it up in an apocalyptic celebration at Fenway.

posted by Stan Chin at 10:56 PM on October 26, 2004

World Series Game 3

That Leon bit? Now you've just gone too far.

posted by Stan Chin at 10:18 PM on October 26, 2004

Just shoe it

Upon further review, I realize now that the Nike commercial would have worked whether they won or lost. Which makes it an even better commercial. The question is however, if they have a World Series edit where the geezers have heartattacks and die from happiness.... or despair.

posted by Stan Chin at 08:35 AM on October 21, 2004

This is it

There's a shot of a couple of young Boston fans watching a game in the stands. The years tick by on the bottom, just heart break after heartbreak. The Boston fans get older and older.... until finally, they're a bunch of geezers. The year says 2004, and the Sox just won. The geezers are in complete disbelief. "Just Do It"

posted by Stan Chin at 11:37 PM on October 20, 2004