March 14, 2005

'I like the smell of my grape ball': Professional bowlers are showing more interest in how their balls smell, thanks to the new line offered by Storm Products.

posted by rcade to other at 09:10 AM - 9 comments

I do wonder if they have any that smell like white russians.

posted by jasonspaceman at 10:08 AM on March 14, 2005

I can totally see the two places this thread is going to go... *sigh*. Okay. I suppose if they threaten to cut off your johnson, you pay more attention to how your balls smell.

posted by chicobangs at 10:28 AM on March 14, 2005

because the smell of the balls is just an important as how they are thrown around....

posted by BigAl4Auburn at 10:35 AM on March 14, 2005

Someday, my dream of a giant Tootsie Roll Lollipop that doubles as a bowling ball will finally come true.

posted by Stan Chin at 12:22 PM on March 14, 2005

If I could get one that smelled like either sex or garlic (or, hell, both), then maybe.

posted by chicobangs at 12:29 PM on March 14, 2005

Take a look at my Schwetty balls.

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:12 PM on March 14, 2005

why can't the tv commentators talk at a normal pace instead of speeding up their speech so much that it makes it almost intelligable. Its most annoying.

posted by honest at 11:02 PM on March 14, 2005

I'd find this really annoying ... but it has to beat that funk that's normally lingering in a bowling alley. To quote the great Dave Attell regarding using lemon-scented sprays to cover up the stench: "Now it smells like lemons and ass in here! It's a lemonass! But you know ass is always going to win."

posted by wfrazerjr at 06:44 AM on March 15, 2005

So why do bowling alleys stink so damn much?

posted by lil_brown_bat at 07:07 AM on March 15, 2005

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