March 18, 2005

Texas politician battles sexy cheerleading: "Under the bill proposed by Edwards, any school district that permits a 'suggestive' performance by cheerleaders would have their state funds reduced by the Texas Education Commissioner. "

posted by Joey Michaels to culture at 08:15 PM - 11 comments

I'm pretty sure that High School Cheerleaders really don't need bootylicious "breaking down" to be considered objects of male sexual fantasy.

posted by Stan Chin at 08:31 PM on March 18, 2005

This is no big deal. Any money the schools lose from the state will be made up in tips.

posted by rcade at 09:52 PM on March 18, 2005

I'm gonna regret this, but what did cheerleaders do when this guy was in high school?

posted by DaGeneral at 12:17 AM on March 19, 2005

Not sleep with him apparently.

posted by Drood at 01:40 AM on March 19, 2005

Texas has education commissioners? Huh, well I'll be damned.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 09:44 AM on March 19, 2005

It's a no-show job.

posted by yerfatma at 09:49 AM on March 19, 2005

Who else will fight the evil forces of Darwin for us?

posted by tieguy at 10:02 AM on March 19, 2005

Wow--all kind of bells and whistles going off in my head. I find your reactions quite humerous, although I find the concept workable.. Its a wild society out there. While I agree with the concept, its kind of like closing the barn door after the horses have ran away!

posted by daddisamm at 10:32 AM on March 19, 2005

I'm from Texas originally but I got the hell outta there long ago. If it were up to me, that stinkin' rathole would be returned to Mexico, it's rightful owner, pronto.

posted by holyshit at 10:34 AM on March 19, 2005

Hey Rep. Al. Better stay home Friday nights.

posted by roberts at 12:19 PM on March 19, 2005

What high schools has he been watching?

posted by Jimbob1077 at 09:41 AM on March 20, 2005

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