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March 18, 2005
Texas politician battles sexy cheerleading: "Under the bill proposed by Edwards, any school district that permits a 'suggestive' performance by cheerleaders would have their state funds reduced by the Texas Education Commissioner. "
posted by Joey Michaels to culture at 08:15 PM - 11 comments
This is no big deal. Any money the schools lose from the state will be made up in tips.
posted by rcade at 09:52 PM on March 18, 2005
I'm gonna regret this, but what did cheerleaders do when this guy was in high school?
posted by DaGeneral at 12:17 AM on March 19, 2005
Not sleep with him apparently.
posted by Drood at 01:40 AM on March 19, 2005
Texas has education commissioners? Huh, well I'll be damned.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 09:44 AM on March 19, 2005
It's a no-show job.
posted by yerfatma at 09:49 AM on March 19, 2005
Who else will fight the evil forces of Darwin for us?
posted by tieguy at 10:02 AM on March 19, 2005
Wow--all kind of bells and whistles going off in my head. I find your reactions quite humerous, although I find the concept workable.. Its a wild society out there. While I agree with the concept, its kind of like closing the barn door after the horses have ran away!
posted by daddisamm at 10:32 AM on March 19, 2005
I'm from Texas originally but I got the hell outta there long ago. If it were up to me, that stinkin' rathole would be returned to Mexico, it's rightful owner, pronto.
posted by holyshit at 10:34 AM on March 19, 2005
Hey Rep. Al. Better stay home Friday nights.
posted by roberts at 12:19 PM on March 19, 2005
What high schools has he been watching?
posted by Jimbob1077 at 09:41 AM on March 20, 2005
I'm pretty sure that High School Cheerleaders really don't need bootylicious "breaking down" to be considered objects of male sexual fantasy.