Maybe if police had the right to stop anyone suspected of carrying a concealed weapon and follow that with a 20 year manditory prison sentence we could get these gang bangers off the street. It wouldn't bother me to be stopped if we we could use this to rid the streets of handguns.
posted by Richie Bee at 07:34 PM on December 08, 2005
How about ex-Cub flops Kyle Farnsworth at $15 mil. over 3 years and Tom Gordon at $9 mil. over 3 years. Some of these G.M.'s must be selling coke on the side.
posted by Richie Bee at 11:57 PM on December 05, 2005
How about ex-Cub flops Kyle Farnsworth at $15 mil. over 3 years and Tom Gordon at $9 mil. over 3 years. Some of these G.M.'s must be selling coke on the side.
posted by Richie Bee at 11:57 PM on December 05, 2005
As far as pre-game shows, I only watch cartoons or old westerns. Gooo Bears.
posted by Richie Bee at 09:51 AM on December 01, 2005
It's a natural, the ass supporting the jackass.
posted by Richie Bee at 09:48 AM on December 01, 2005
TO is a prime example of what owners should not do. Why do they keep offering these idiotic, not guaranteed , long term contracts? Especially to assholes like TO.
posted by Richie Bee at 01:19 PM on November 29, 2005
May all the steroid users follow in the footsteps of Sammy Sosa, (Struck Out Swinging Again) and just fade away. Palmeiro's biggest hustle was to his locker to get the needle to enhance his accomplishments. Sorry, no Hall of Fame.
posted by Richie Bee at 05:30 AM on November 10, 2005
Watching NASCAR is redneck driving lessons. It's like getting stuck in a huge cul-de-sac and you can't get out. Good to see hockey on TV in Chicago where Dollar Bill Wirtz only allows Blackhawk road games on TV. White Sox, Cubs, Bears and Bulls all have all games on TV. And Wirtz can't understand low attendance.
posted by Richie Bee at 03:33 AM on October 31, 2005
And then follow all this up with the Angel's pitcher tagging the runner with his glove while holding the ball in his other hand. The ump had this wrong at first too. This crew might get assigned to the Little League World Series next year.
posted by Richie Bee at 11:55 PM on October 16, 2005
If you listen to anybody too much they eventually get on your nerves as do Berman, Carey, Musberger, etc. Heck, even my wife eventually gets to me.
posted by Richie Bee at 08:43 PM on October 08, 2005
When I was akid I always thought it was WHEATIES as the human growth hormone. Know how to make a hormone, don't pay her.
posted by Richie Bee at 09:04 PM on October 07, 2005
The Checkerdome In StLouis sounds like the old Chicago Stadium. I aged many a minute in the urinal line. I thought "Dollar Bill Wirtz" was the loudest crier about losing money with his Blackhawks. But when you have a lot you must make more and screw the dumb fans who contnue to pay ridiculous prices.
posted by Richie Bee at 01:45 PM on September 30, 2005
What hockey ad campaign?
posted by Richie Bee at 02:02 PM on September 23, 2005
The only time I'd want a chaplain in the locker room would be if he could pinch-hit, pinch run or play some good defense. Save the sermons for sunday church for those who want to attend.
posted by Richie Bee at 10:45 AM on September 21, 2005
Looks lmore and more like the year of the Bears in the NFL Central. Defence and offence get better each week and will show it all against Bengals next week. Moss gone, Culpepper just another average QB. Metradome back to being the "Roller Dome" as Mike Ditka calls it.
posted by Richie Bee at 12:22 PM on September 20, 2005
College is a learning experiece in many ways. Getting an education, living with new people, attending class. To meet eligability for sports you have to attend class and keep up your grades. If you cann't do this, "Good-bye. Attend 25% of your classes and have a 3.2 grade average. Makes me wonder what classes you were taking.
posted by Richie Bee at 01:06 PM on September 16, 2005
Right on "TERRAPIN". A lot of us have donated money or clothes for the hurricane victims in silence and are happy with our doings. If all these pro athletes who are paid millions would all chip in they could be a tremendous help. But then again they have to feed there families.
posted by Richie Bee at 10:30 AM on September 11, 2005
Buzz this one by ya! Does T.O. ever do anything not intended to draw attention to himself. Most children get over this in grammar school. T.O. is an overgrown brat.
posted by Richie Bee at 04:37 AM on September 10, 2005
My first thought is that T.O. makes enough cash that he doesnT have to auction off his Super Bowl ring to be charitable. But see, that wouldn't draw enough attention to himself. He needs the ego booster.
posted by Richie Bee at 03:59 AM on September 10, 2005
All I want to know is, was Jamie Farr, Klinger of MASH there to see it? He was a big fan of the Mud Hens.
posted by Richie Bee at 01:52 PM on September 06, 2005
Maybe we should have an American League, a National League, and a Steroid League? You could even play fantasy baseball.
posted by Richie Bee at 11:50 AM on September 06, 2005
Barry Bonds will wither away just like Sammy Sosa. Good old Struck Out Swinging Again. No more take a shot and give a shot for a smaller Barry with gimpy knees.
posted by Richie Bee at 10:50 PM on September 05, 2005
Michigan would have been hip deep if NIU hadn't fumbled 4 times. Notre Dame - Michigan next week will be a big test for both schools. I still think Serena Williams has a big ---. But thats another story.
posted by Richie Bee at 06:36 PM on September 04, 2005
Cosmo/SI fans also appreciate excellent tennis. Know what I mean. Love watching all those hads go left-right, left-right, left-right. Where did all those tall, beautiful, blond Russian gals come from? I have also become a fan of beach volleyball. Especially the female version.
posted by Richie Bee at 11:36 AM on September 04, 2005
Venus over Serena by 14 karat pounds. Tell Serena to look in a mirror and check her arriere before donning her mini tennis skirts. The Jets are still looking for a linebacker.
posted by Richie Bee at 05:33 PM on September 03, 2005
Owens Says He Felt 'Used' by Eagles
Two Buck Chuck ----What would you do if you had a son as mouthy as T.O. Here's aguy who has the world by the ass, anything he wants he could buy but he still has to act like a spoiled brat, which he is. He does ridiculous things to draw attention and then gets pissed when he's criticized. I'm surprised that after some of his antics on the field some six foot, eight inch, 350 lber hasn't cold-cocked him.
posted by Richie Bee at 03:11 PM on December 16, 2005