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February 22, 2007
The German World Cup Baby Boom.: Last summer's mix of sun, beer and excitement during the football World Cup appears to have produced a massive hormone rush in German bedrooms, gardens and back alleys.
posted by Ufez Jones to soccer at 09:58 AM - 11 comments
Those fucking Germans! Quite literally. I seem to recall a survey that circulated some years ago where more German men said they'd rather give up sex than watching football. Of course, that may have been the British - and if that's the case then really, folks, can you blame them? Zing!
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 12:37 PM on February 22, 2007
...reckons that Germany's 1-0 victory over Poland, a nail-biting encounter decided in injury time, cracked it. This isn't the first time Germany has blamed the Polish for giving them an excuse to penetrate (see September 1939). How many of those kids will be named "Zinedine Zidane"?
posted by Howard_T at 01:32 PM on February 22, 2007
Zero. I expect a few Michaels, a few Bastians, and maybe a few adventurous parents going for Miroslav.
posted by igottheblues at 01:46 PM on February 22, 2007
The really cool girls got pregnant while the game was still on.
posted by SummersEve at 02:24 PM on February 22, 2007
The really cool girls got pregnant while the game was still on. You mean the ones that could hold onto the beer stein without spilling a drop and not obstruct the full view of the TV while being sturmfangered?
posted by irunfromclones at 03:52 PM on February 22, 2007
Why of course. Is there any other way to do it?
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 04:18 PM on February 22, 2007
My daughter was born on January 27, too early to be a World Cup baby. There is also no truth to the rumour that she was conceived on May 12.
posted by Amateur at 05:18 PM on February 22, 2007
Ewww, I don't wanna think about you guys having sex, and stuff. Icky.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:56 AM on February 23, 2007
I blame the their manager, Klinsman. He was on TV saying said he'd like see them get it into the box early and often.
posted by Abiezer at 08:54 AM on February 23, 2007
...like see them get it into the box early and often. GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Howard_T at 10:03 AM on February 23, 2007
Those fucking Germans! As for the post-handball boom, wouldn't that just lead to a bunch of handjobs?