December 01, 2006

Legally blind woman, 94, bowls a 244.: Of course this was her 2nd highest score for the season.

posted by commander cody to other at 12:02 AM - 23 comments

I think the real story here is that she's 94, but her husband is a mere youth of 86. Cradle robber!

posted by commander cody at 12:03 AM on December 01

2nd highest score for her league, not for her.

posted by Spazm at 12:33 AM on December 01

You are right indeed. I mis-read it.

posted by commander cody at 12:37 AM on December 01

Big deal, I always bowl with my eyes closed! Really though, this is pretty special.

posted by hoyty at 01:24 AM on December 01

Were the Bumpers UP??

posted by toradio at 07:30 AM on December 01

That's a damn shame. Last time I went bowling I score a 114....and I was actually trying. Good for her.

posted by BornIcon at 07:32 AM on December 01

And for all these years,I've been wearing my glasses. Who Knew?

posted by Tubby Fan at 08:43 AM on December 01

Maybe i need to bowl with my contacts out. Actually couldn't do much worse than i do now.

posted by livewire at 09:20 AM on December 01

I read somewhere that Mike Tyson wants to spar with her on his barnstorming tour.

posted by Desert Dog at 10:53 AM on December 01

I like to bowl. I couldn't bowl her husbands AGE if I was standing next to the pins, kicking at them.

posted by THX-1138 at 11:18 AM on December 01

And yet everyone continues to ignore the fact that she trapped a younger man in her web of seduction. It appears she has more talents then just bowling! Where are the morals police? ;-)

posted by commander cody at 12:34 PM on December 01

commander, you are correct. We all are guilty of turning a blind eye to this woman's sinful indescretions. Hussy! Harlot!

posted by THX-1138 at 12:37 PM on December 01

Soiled Dove, even.

posted by hawkguy at 01:23 PM on December 01


posted by commander cody at 02:19 PM on December 01

It's always about the celebrity athletes and their sex lives.....jeez.

posted by smithers at 03:48 PM on December 01

But Commander, does she roll on Shabbas?

posted by steelergirl at 03:55 PM on December 01

The lady in question and I have a lot in common. We both like younger partners, and even the numbers match up. She is 94; I bowl around 94. She bowls 244; I weigh close to 244. She bowls while blind; I usually become blind (from the beer frames) while bowling. Could this be my perfect soul mate?? (Just don't let my wife read this)

posted by Howard_T at 04:37 PM on December 01

Howard, don't allow yourself to be another notch on her bedpost. Resist her wiles, man!

posted by THX-1138 at 05:55 PM on December 01

I spent about $244 on a new ball, only to bowl in my league a paltry 150(though my highest game ever was a 279) average. Good for her.

posted by GoBirds at 07:06 PM on December 01

That's right Howard! Leave her for the rest of us!!

posted by commander cody at 09:56 PM on December 01

But Commander, does she roll on Shabbas? I don't know if she's Jewish or not? I know I roll everyday that I can and at my age it doesn't pay to miss a chance!

posted by commander cody at 09:57 PM on December 01

I've dunked a basketball, made game winning shots, hit a grand-slam, scored touchdowns etc... But I have always sucked at bowling. My best score ever was a 149. I definately have a lot of respect for this lady, whore or not.

posted by yay-yo at 01:49 PM on December 02

Amazing. I wish I could bowl like that.

posted by desigol at 10:35 AM on December 10

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