October 20, 2006

What do you get when you cross a goat and a babe?: No shot in hell.

posted by everett to baseball at 12:29 AM - 13 comments

I thought a double negative was a positive.

posted by NoMich at 08:02 AM on October 20, 2006

Melissa Rivers?

posted by wfrazerjr at 09:01 AM on October 20, 2006

Wait wait wait wait wait wait. The second-last item mentions one Jennifer Muller, Yankee fan, with a tip. Does someone here wish to own up to a shoutout?

posted by chicobangs at 09:24 AM on October 20, 2006

heh.

posted by goddam at 09:33 AM on October 20, 2006

Does the "heh" mean it was you? Or does it mean that it's just a coincidence?

posted by NoMich at 09:59 AM on October 20, 2006

yeah, that's me.

posted by goddam at 10:04 AM on October 20, 2006

That's awesome. Great work, goddam. You have joined the ranks of "Celebrity SpoFites," which includes... uh... well, I'm not sure who that includes. But I bet it's an impressive list.

posted by BullpenPro at 10:39 AM on October 20, 2006

goddam's shoutout is the only redeeming thing about this story. Gross.

posted by yerfatma at 11:29 AM on October 20, 2006

Where the hell did you come up with that story? I bad dream maybe?

posted by Ghastly1 at 11:37 AM on October 20, 2006

That's awesome. Great work, goddam. You have joined the ranks of "Celebrity SpoFites," which includes... uh... well, I'm not sure who that includes. But I bet it's an impressive list. Her and erkno are the only two I can think of.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 03:48 PM on October 20, 2006

Actually, me and the boys in the band have been hiding a lot from you guys.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:34 PM on October 20, 2006

TBH, you're a minister? Gosh, I apologize for all the cussin'. This is how rumors start.

posted by chicobangs at 10:37 AM on October 21, 2006

Actually, me and the boys in the band have been hiding a lot from you guys. Are you fucking with us, or are you really Tommy Victor?

posted by willthrill72 at 12:24 PM on October 21, 2006

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