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July 05, 2006
Naked Ambition Drives Sharapova : Even the sight of a naked man cartwheeling across the Centre Court grass did not distract Maria Sharapova during her Wimbledon quarter-final yesterday. While Sharapova, a player renowned for her mental strength, largely ignored the streaker, Dementieva allowed herself a good look and also a small smile.
posted by irunfromclones to tennis at 03:27 PM - 19 comments
Lacking a lot of stregnth in her game? Tell that to Dementieva, or to Serena Williams who Sharapova beat to win this tournament 2 years ago. She gets a lot of extra attention and endorsements because she is very pretty, but she is a serious player and may well win again.
posted by gradioc at 06:51 PM on July 05, 2006
I don't understand why one of them didn't serve a ball or two into that guys' ass. I mean, we're all upset when someone interrupts a sporting event for a frivolous reason. Aren't we?
posted by ?! at 07:13 PM on July 05, 2006
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 08:18 PM on July 05, 2006
I'm gratified to know that the very least, he was wearing appropriate shoes for the occasion. But black socks? Tsk tsk.
posted by psmealey at 08:31 PM on July 05, 2006
Well. For his sake, I hope this image was Photoshopped (or else he is the new Ken doll featuring kung-fu grip.)
posted by forrestv at 08:43 PM on July 05, 2006
at least he didn't have the name of an online casino scribbled across his back.
posted by goddam at 10:42 PM on July 05, 2006
No frontal? I am disappointed. That is not really a hairy back, commander cody. I used to date a guy....well, let's just say I know hairy backs and that, sir, is no hairy back. LOL I would give him a 5.75 for form tho.
posted by steelergirl at 12:02 AM on July 06, 2006
Why is it never a really hot chickiepoo? Just ain't fair I tell you! You're just not paying attention. Hot chickiepoos desire attention and like hijinks as much as hairy dudes do (not that this guy is in all that bad shape, to be honest). There's one guy who streaks all over the place to the point where he's banned from every major event (not that that stops him, but that's another story), but aside from him, there's as much cheesecake as beefcake running around out there, erm, "not burning flags" at sporting events. Watch the Yahoo picture wires, trust me. They're out there.
posted by chicobangs at 03:05 AM on July 06, 2006
I was at the Teton County Fair in Wyoming for the Demolition Derby where it is almost tradition now for a drunken college student(s) to streak. It's usually punished with a small fine and perhaps a written or public apology to everyone offended. Last year the local sheriffs tased his ass. In Jackson's finest's defense he was carrying a fire-extinguisher in a "threatening manner". Not sure if it was funnier to see another ugly dude streaking or watching said same drunk writhing in the mud with piss running down his legs. The only thing offensive was the catcalls from the crowd.
posted by GoBirds at 04:26 AM on July 06, 2006
Watch the Yahoo picture wires, trust me. Big fan of the Yahoo pictures wire after this gem.
posted by SummersEve at 06:42 AM on July 06, 2006
And they think Metafilter is a boyzone. Very appropriate nick SummersEve. I have got to stop following unexplained links.
posted by ?! at 08:31 AM on July 06, 2006
Upon closer examination steelergirl I can see you are indeed correct. In my defense I haven't had much experience being around naked hairy men since basic training (30+ years ago). The group showers alone gave me hair nightmares for years. (shudder)
posted by commander cody at 10:38 AM on July 06, 2006
Big fan of the Yahoo pictures wire after this gem. I'm a big fan of yahoo pics myself and have yahoo as my home page. I saw this one the other day. When my wife saw it she couldn't figure out why it was one of the most emailed pics. When I pointed out to her why I thought it was she called me a pervert. Gotta love that! Anyway thanks for reminding me to take my morning blood pressure meds. Nice!
posted by commander cody at 10:41 AM on July 06, 2006
Clicked on the link, i thought all the pervs were in the parenting chat rooms at Yahoo! Just kidding. At least she'g got panties on. LOL
posted by steelergirl at 11:32 AM on July 06, 2006
Commander Cody, I can understand your lack of interest in the unclothed male form. And don't forget to take your meds at the same time evryday for optimum benefits.
posted by steelergirl at 11:34 AM on July 06, 2006
At least she'g got panties on. LOL Yeah....shame.....sigh....... ;-)
posted by commander cody at 11:37 AM on July 06, 2006
Threadbare.
posted by BullpenPro at 11:45 AM on July 06, 2006
Sharapova, a player renowned for her mental strength You're kidding, right? The first time I saw anything that could be called "mental strength" from Sharapova was in the first round of this year's French Open, when she almost got her ticket punched by Mashona Washington. That was the first time I saw evidence that Sharapova could get behind in a match and shake it off enough to come back. Now, based on what she's doing at Wimbledon, that may be a lasting change...but if so, it's a recent one.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 01:35 PM on July 06, 2006
Why is it that whenever something major gets streaked, it's always some scrawny hairy back male? Why is it never a really hot chickiepoo? Just ain't fair I tell you!