June 12, 2006

Hidden: Rothlisberger hurt in motercycle accident: When you're young you tend to act a little wrecklessly. I just hope that Big Ben didn't jeopardize his team's year. That would be bad.

posted by chemwizBsquared to football at 03:20 PM - 29 comments

Umm. Look down. One post. Or three now you've tripled posted.

posted by Mr Bismarck at 03:24 PM on June 12, 2006

Plus, already a thread on it. Right above these three for crying out loud. Please read the board before posting to it.

posted by jerseygirl at 03:27 PM on June 12, 2006

Didn't see it...my bad

posted by chemwizBsquared at 03:29 PM on June 12, 2006

It was kind of hidden down there.

posted by yerfatma at 03:41 PM on June 12, 2006

Yeah, I hate it when posts hide in plain view on the front page.

posted by fenriq at 03:50 PM on June 12, 2006

Is that what that is? I thought it was the Chris Berman post reincarnated?

posted by commander cody at 03:51 PM on June 12, 2006

I smell conspiracy. The NFL will do anything to keep real football off the front page.

posted by Mr Bismarck at 03:54 PM on June 12, 2006

That's not a conspiracy Mr Bismark....I had beans for lunch.....

posted by commander cody at 03:55 PM on June 12, 2006

Now no one will be able to use thread #s 7059, 7060 and 7061! They never even had a chance. Sniff.

posted by jerseygirl at 03:57 PM on June 12, 2006

Hey did you guys here Ben Rothlesberger got hurt somehow?!? I heard it was a freak hang-gliding thing, But I think details are a little sketch right now. Wow, huh?!? (sarcasm, is the lowest form of humour, no?)

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 03:57 PM on June 12, 2006

I heard about the hang-gliding accident too. I heard he crashed into Maine.

posted by jerseygirl at 04:01 PM on June 12, 2006

I heard the main crash was with a hang glider, but later Brutus Beefcake ran him down in New York, or was that in a new yorker?

posted by tommybiden at 04:13 PM on June 12, 2006

I think what hurts the most is seeing motorcycle butchered three times on the front page. Gah.

posted by wfrazerjr at 04:16 PM on June 12, 2006

Bobby Hurley, Senior sack Gabe Rivera, and the Basketball player for the Bulls ( can't recall his name), all for the thrill of a few Speed. Good luck Ben and hope to see you defending your title.

posted by mustang71 at 04:17 PM on June 12, 2006

Mustang! Bobby Hurley was driving his pickup home from a game when a drunk driver hit him. He was not doing anything wrong. Jay Williams is the Chicago Bull you're trying to think of. Look for him back in the A this year, probably with the Craptors.

posted by tommybiden at 04:28 PM on June 12, 2006

Rothlisberger injured in motorcycle accident avoiding lobster crossing road........... lobster sans helmet.........

posted by skydivedad at 04:32 PM on June 12, 2006

Had the lobster signed his donor card? Did Ben cover the spread? Did his blood cover the windshield? Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!

posted by tommybiden at 04:35 PM on June 12, 2006

I'd eat that lobster in a heartbeat.

posted by MrFrisby at 04:36 PM on June 12, 2006

I heard he crashed into Maine. Remember The Maine!!!

posted by commander cody at 04:41 PM on June 12, 2006

Did anyone hear about a motorcycle accident? I think it was in Pittsburgh.

posted by SummersEve at 04:45 PM on June 12, 2006

You're a way off summers. There was a lobster dipped in butter by a woman from new york somewhere in maine. Apparently the lobsters' shell was cracked. You know how things sometimes get exaggerated.

posted by tommybiden at 04:49 PM on June 12, 2006

BTW....what's a moter-cycle?

posted by commander cody at 04:55 PM on June 12, 2006

We have four threads about this. Can we delete three?

posted by chicobangs at 04:57 PM on June 12, 2006

I don't know, but I've seen three of them today.

posted by Mr Bismarck at 04:57 PM on June 12, 2006

Moter-cycle: (noun) The period of time that water sits in the ditch that surrounds a castle wall before it needs to be changed so the crocodiles and pirahna don't die.

posted by SummersEve at 05:03 PM on June 12, 2006

You all are ruthless. I love it.

posted by mjkredliner at 05:03 PM on June 12, 2006

LOL!!!

posted by commander cody at 05:10 PM on June 12, 2006

You can't kill this thread! Where will we talk about Big Ben's motercycle accident?

posted by Mr Bismarck at 06:13 PM on June 12, 2006

Everyone can talk all the crap they want. Its jutt glorified because he is who he is and many folks have turned to motorcycles as a way to ease the cost of fuel. A foolish mistake from what I have seen but again it is him and his fault. Also you know eveyone was wondering when the carpet ride was going to end. Well Big Ben you did it yourself. I wish him the best and hoped he learned a lesson.

posted by RecruiterT at 09:29 PM on June 14, 2006

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