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April 19, 2006
Little Johnny Damon: : an allegory for our times. Also sports-related by this author, Legends of My Fictional Baseball League On Playing Laser Tag with Joan Didion
Whole Foods is going to kick Stop N' Shop's ass this year.
posted by Bill Lumbergh at 09:22 AM on April 19, 2006
The Blue Jays ate up all of Whole Food's lettuce yesterday.... what a shame :)
posted by zippinglou at 09:36 AM on April 19, 2006
I wonder if the canned vegetables tell him he sucks, too? Mine just keep saying, "Eat me!" I really hope Stop N' Shop puts Whole Foods out of business this year.
posted by wingnut4life at 09:37 AM on April 19, 2006
If only you'd posted this yesterday. I actually used to work at a place called Stop 'n' Shop. But I've never been able to grow a decent Jesus Beard.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:05 AM on April 19, 2006
That was a lovely little fable.
posted by chicobangs at 11:17 AM on April 19, 2006
That was really great! It would have been slightly improved by a subplot involving Little Johnny Damon banging a lot of the customers on the loading dock while his wife was in the store.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:50 AM on April 19, 2006
great post, yerfatma! a good laugh. i think he looks like a retarted caveman WITHOUT the beard. I lost a lot of respect for him when he jumped ship. But then, i guess it is all about the employee discounts. lol
posted by steelergirl at 12:24 PM on April 19, 2006
But geez,the A's miss him!LOL LOL LOL
posted by mdavidsf at 12:34 PM on April 19, 2006
"The dumb dumbs" really slayed me.
posted by Venicemenace at 06:41 PM on April 19, 2006
Preview is killing me. I was looking for a couple of line breaks there.