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July 27, 2005
There's no crying in baseball...football, now that's another story.: Nick Saban makes a rookie cry on the first day of camp. Ricky's so scared he's digging his six-foot-kickstart-moto-bong out of storage.
posted by The_Black_Hand to football at 01:53 PM - 10 comments
.....six-foot-kickstart-moto-bong out of storage Link, damn you! LINK!
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 02:29 PM on July 27, 2005
The first pro O-line he faces is going to have a field day with this.
posted by dusted at 02:34 PM on July 27, 2005
Your search - six-foot-kickstart-moto-bong - did not match any documents. :(
posted by chicobangs at 02:58 PM on July 27, 2005
So many one-liners, so little time: * I wondered where Big Pussy went after they killed him off. * Saban didn't help matters when he ordered a new jersey for Wright -- "HE ATE ME". * Ricky Williams immediately declared that he had nothing to do with Wright's munchies.
posted by wfrazerjr at 03:02 PM on July 27, 2005
Wow. And I checked this thread at 4:20, dude
posted by scully at 03:23 PM on July 27, 2005
.....six-foot-kickstart-moto-bong out of storage Link, damn you! LINK! I tried, I swear to God, I tried...but this was the best I could come up with. Sorry Weedy...I feel your pain.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:48 PM on July 27, 2005
This story killed me. I know it's a very girly response, but I felt horrible for him. What's worse than crying on your first day of practice? Oh wait, I know-- having news of that crying hit the wires! Sweet.
posted by sakana at 04:07 PM on July 27, 2005
"Manny said there was a misunderstanding and that Coach Saban went in after practice and said he was sorry he yelled," Schaffer said. Manny said he was sorry, too" Yea right, then Coach Saban took him out for pancakes! I can just imagine Nick Saban apologizing for yelling at any player...especialy a rookie!
posted by kingosiris at 06:08 PM on July 27, 2005
Did you see the gut on that guy? Don't come to camp that much out of shape. Nick Saban isn't going to play. Get tough and into shape or prepare for some embarrassment.
posted by dbt302 at 07:37 PM on July 27, 2005
Like the song says: "Don't cry out loud Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings..." He should have lived by that advice. I don't think Saban should have apologized for yelling at him. That's what coaches do, they yell a lot. What was Wright's defense to the criticism (loud, visible criticism, but still criticism)? That he actually was in shape and ready to go?