June 22, 2004

Forksclovetofu is being ripped off.: They're doing his bit for christ's sake!!
This makes the baby football jesus cry:(

posted by lilnemo to other at 04:45 PM - 21 comments

holy shit....

posted by garfield at 04:48 PM on June 22, 2004

I think someone should punch that blokes face in!

posted by Fat Buddha at 05:13 PM on June 22, 2004

I'm thinking lawsuit here. Go get 'em forks!

posted by Samsonov14 at 05:15 PM on June 22, 2004

I say drag the asshat into international waters and have a chimp knife fight.

posted by lilnemo at 05:18 PM on June 22, 2004

A chimp knife fight in international waters would be incomplete without ... sharks with lasers!

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:43 PM on June 22, 2004

But are chimp knife fights a sport?

posted by mick at 06:22 PM on June 22, 2004

But are chimp knife fights a sport? By golly, yes.

posted by BigCalm at 03:16 AM on June 23, 2004

In my opinion, a sport is anything that leaves you sore the next morning after not having done it in a while. That being said, chimp knife fighting is probably a sport. (Now that I think of it, so is drinking.)

posted by sixpacker at 07:23 AM on June 23, 2004

Maybe I'm just not awake yet but I don't see what that's ripping off... care to explain to the dumber ones among us?

posted by Bernreuther at 08:10 AM on June 23, 2004

I am greatly offended by your ignorance of the ripping off of forksclove. Chimp knife fight!!!!!

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:14 AM on June 23, 2004

See Forksclovetofu's lockerrroom threads, Bernreuther. The sport/not-sport discussions would make a good wiki page. /hint

posted by danostuporstar at 10:26 AM on June 23, 2004

Bernreuther: Forks had started many "sport or not a sport?" threads in the lockerroom. which someone nerdier than I should totally amalgamate into a page of links on the wiki. on preview: d'oh.

posted by gspm at 10:29 AM on June 23, 2004

Having said all that, this is really mock outrage masquerading as performance art. Really.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:40 AM on June 23, 2004

Nah, i'm pissed. I think there should be atleast a shout out. Nothing monetary, but respects should be laid at the feet of the ultimate link-fest poster.

posted by garfield at 11:51 AM on June 23, 2004

sport or not sport threads have been around as long as the web has. That said, I'm all for a good chimp knife fight in international waters. Where can we place bets?

posted by Bernreuther at 12:00 PM on June 23, 2004

I propose whenever we have disagreements, internally or externally, we settle it with chimp knife fights. We don't need no stinkin' MeTa. Oh yes, today is a grand day in the history of SpoFi. Oh yes.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:12 PM on June 23, 2004

I'm ok with the international waters venue, as long as I'm home in time for supper.

posted by sixpacker at 02:07 PM on June 23, 2004

My chimp knows kung fu.

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:19 PM on June 23, 2004

is it chimp kun do?

posted by garfield at 03:40 PM on June 23, 2004

Drunken Monkey style.

posted by worldcup2002 at 03:45 PM on June 23, 2004

Pray for Mojo.

posted by lilnemo at 04:05 PM on June 23, 2004

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