11/05/24
June 22, 2004
Forksclovetofu is being ripped off.: They're doing his bit for christ's sake!!
This makes the baby football jesus cry:(
I think someone should punch that blokes face in!
posted by Fat Buddha at 05:13 PM on June 22, 2004
I'm thinking lawsuit here. Go get 'em forks!
posted by Samsonov14 at 05:15 PM on June 22, 2004
I say drag the asshat into international waters and have a chimp knife fight.
posted by lilnemo at 05:18 PM on June 22, 2004
A chimp knife fight in international waters would be incomplete without ... sharks with lasers!
posted by worldcup2002 at 05:43 PM on June 22, 2004
But are chimp knife fights a sport?
posted by mick at 06:22 PM on June 22, 2004
But are chimp knife fights a sport? By golly, yes.
posted by BigCalm at 03:16 AM on June 23, 2004
In my opinion, a sport is anything that leaves you sore the next morning after not having done it in a while. That being said, chimp knife fighting is probably a sport. (Now that I think of it, so is drinking.)
posted by sixpacker at 07:23 AM on June 23, 2004
Maybe I'm just not awake yet but I don't see what that's ripping off... care to explain to the dumber ones among us?
posted by Bernreuther at 08:10 AM on June 23, 2004
I am greatly offended by your ignorance of the ripping off of forksclove. Chimp knife fight!!!!!
posted by worldcup2002 at 10:14 AM on June 23, 2004
See Forksclovetofu's lockerrroom threads, Bernreuther. The sport/not-sport discussions would make a good wiki page. /hint
posted by danostuporstar at 10:26 AM on June 23, 2004
Bernreuther: Forks had started many "sport or not a sport?" threads in the lockerroom. which someone nerdier than I should totally amalgamate into a page of links on the wiki. on preview: d'oh.
posted by gspm at 10:29 AM on June 23, 2004
Having said all that, this is really mock outrage masquerading as performance art. Really.
posted by worldcup2002 at 11:40 AM on June 23, 2004
Nah, i'm pissed. I think there should be atleast a shout out. Nothing monetary, but respects should be laid at the feet of the ultimate link-fest poster.
posted by garfield at 11:51 AM on June 23, 2004
sport or not sport threads have been around as long as the web has. That said, I'm all for a good chimp knife fight in international waters. Where can we place bets?
posted by Bernreuther at 12:00 PM on June 23, 2004
I propose whenever we have disagreements, internally or externally, we settle it with chimp knife fights. We don't need no stinkin' MeTa. Oh yes, today is a grand day in the history of SpoFi. Oh yes.
posted by jerseygirl at 12:12 PM on June 23, 2004
I'm ok with the international waters venue, as long as I'm home in time for supper.
posted by sixpacker at 02:07 PM on June 23, 2004
My chimp knows kung fu.
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:19 PM on June 23, 2004
is it chimp kun do?
posted by garfield at 03:40 PM on June 23, 2004
Drunken Monkey style.
posted by worldcup2002 at 03:45 PM on June 23, 2004
posted by lilnemo at 04:05 PM on June 23, 2004
holy shit....