April 23, 2004

You gotta be kidding me. The golfer ranked 124th in driving accuracy is on the cover of Golf Digest this month, purporting to teach me how to take control of my tee shots. That's like taking auto-driving lessons from Mr. Magoo.

posted by msacheson to golf at 07:27 PM - 5 comments

Oh, TIGER. I thought you were getting a hate on for Lee Janzen. Why is he on the cover? Tiger sells magazines and Fred Funk doesn't.

posted by grum@work at 08:55 PM on April 23, 2004

Ball is in: parking lot. Would you like to play again? You have selected "no".

posted by Samsonov14 at 01:14 AM on April 24, 2004

I'm on the John Daly diet.

posted by BitterOldPunk at 01:55 AM on April 24, 2004

We want the Funk. Gotta have that Funk, oh. Maybe inside the mag Tiger's advice is to follow the guidance of his old teacher.

posted by gspm at 03:22 AM on April 24, 2004

Where's Arnie ranked in driving accuracy? Would you take his advice? The first line for anyone teaching anything should be: "Do what I say, don't do what I do." I hit it everywhere, but that doesn't mean I couldn't tell you how to hit it straight. Actually... that last bit's probably wrong.

posted by JJ at 04:23 AM on April 26, 2004

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