September 09, 2026

D.K. Metcalf Blows the Lid Off Antarctica: "I think there is another civilization inside of Earth," said D.K. Metcalf. "Why can’t you just book a trip to Antarctica? ... [W]hy is there a meeting between every world leader of every country in Antarctica, specifically?"

posted by rcade to football at 09:59 AM - 3 comments

HP Lovecraft would like to have a word. (hopefully not a racist one)

posted by NoMich at 09:40 AM on September 10, 2026

I'm curious as to what H.R. Pufnstuf has to say on the matter.

"Yeah, I'm a big conspiracy theorist," Metcalf told Jones. "Shout out to my quarterback."

Oh, okay, cool. Sounds like they took some shrooms and watched John Carpenter's "The Thing".

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:22 AM on September 10, 2026

Metcalf needs to consult Kyrie Irving.

It would make his life simpler.

Because Antarctica is flat, you don't need to bore down from above. Just find an edge seam, lift it up and tunnel in. The civilization is in there.

Although it hasn't resulted in championships, I still like the Steelers' approach to rostering head cases better than the Chiefs' approach to rostering former, current and future offenders.

posted by beaverboard at 02:16 PM on September 10, 2026

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