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November 12, 2003
Sexist,moi?: Albion Rovers, of the Scottish third division, lost at the weekend. Nothing unusual in that, other than that, hilariously, Rovers manager Peter Hetherston, laid the blame squarely at the feet of the referees assistant, and stated she should have been at home cooking tea. He has a point, I have yet to meet a woman who quite understands the offside rule. Should women officiate in male professional sports ?
posted by Fat Buddha to football at 08:31 AM - 16 comments
Yes, it does, it is a very intelligent penis.
posted by Fat Buddha at 09:01 AM on November 12, 2003
My cock refereed the 1970 World Cup final
posted by JJ at 09:11 AM on November 12, 2003
The Swiss pro league and UEFA appear to have no problems with at least one woman referee. And now we get this comment from a country where men wear skirts. Perhaps Hetherton's kilt was too tight or his codpiece too heavy. btw, my cock works in pubic relations.
posted by worldcup2002 at 10:20 AM on November 12, 2003
Did I misspell something?
posted by worldcup2002 at 10:20 AM on November 12, 2003
There's nothing wrong with women refereeing in sports. People shouldn't blame losses on officials anyhow, since it's usually the team that sucked, not the zebras. My penis, btw, graduated magna cum laude from MIT. Finding the right size mortarboard was a bitch.
posted by wfrazerjr at 10:43 AM on November 12, 2003
Cooking tea? I know they have some rough cuisine in Scotland, but really.
posted by GoDizzGo at 11:04 AM on November 12, 2003
Kippers, probably.
posted by Fat Buddha at 11:06 AM on November 12, 2003
My penis is dumb and dropped out of high school but knows how to how the ladies the time of their life.
posted by billsaysthis at 11:22 AM on November 12, 2003
that second how is show, btw...
posted by billsaysthis at 11:23 AM on November 12, 2003
Don't you dare try to show us anything bill. ;-) The bloke's an arse, there's nothing wrong with women officiating football games (as long as they can demonstrate that they understand all the rules, like any other ref'). I'd rather not discuss my penis' intellect, but will go as far as to say that when I go to the lav I refer to it as "shaking hands with the unemployed".
posted by squealy at 11:47 AM on November 12, 2003
The idea of someone being worse than the typical scottish official is pretty fucking mind blowing.
posted by dng at 12:58 PM on November 12, 2003
Is he an arse? or a knob?
posted by Fat Buddha at 01:09 PM on November 12, 2003
Hm. This looks like it might have been cleaned up after the fact to prevent troll bait. I'll just keep walking... You suppose Rover's any relation to this guy?
posted by forksclovetofu at 03:14 PM on November 12, 2003
posted by Fat Buddha at 03:57 PM on November 12, 2003
Wow ... I never thought of it that way. I wondered what that little bastard was doing up all hours of the night ...
posted by wfrazerjr at 04:53 PM on November 12, 2003
The only point he has is the one at the top of his head. I can't recall any instance where my penis gave me special insight into the rules of sporting events. Does yours?