October 27, 2014

Denver Broncos Fan Disappears During Game: A 53-year-old man attending his first Denver Broncos game with his son and two friends disappeared during halftime and has been missing for four days. Paul Kitterman told his son Jarrod they'd meet up back at their seats when Jarrod went to the restrooms at halftime. Paul Kitterman never showed up and has been gone since. He had $50 in cash, no credit cards and no phone. "He's absolutely nowhere to be found," said friend Tia Bakke, who attended the game with him. "It's been the longest, [most] miserable three days of our lives."

posted by rcade to football at 06:19 PM - 13 comments

That's messed up.

Did he fall down some unused maintenance shaft? Kidnapped? Ran away to a second life?

posted by grum@work at 10:11 PM on October 27, 2014

That's a fairly new stadium, you'd have to figure there are security cameras everywhere.

posted by tommybiden at 01:12 AM on October 28, 2014

Bakke said that from the time they arrived to the stadium at 4:30 p.m. until Kitterman's disappearance, the 53-year-old man had consumed only a few beers.

posted by beaverboard at 04:04 PM on October 28, 2014

Kitterman was found, unharmed Tuesday. But the mystery behind his disappearance still remains.....

posted by NerfballPro at 05:08 AM on October 29, 2014

Good news, but if this was something he did on his own, he has some 'splainin to do. A lot of police effort was expended in the search for him.

posted by rcade at 06:45 AM on October 29, 2014

Pueblo, eh? That makes sense. A no credit card, no cell phone kind of guy, he was probably on his way to join the Amish in the San Luis Valley.

posted by beaverboard at 10:31 AM on October 29, 2014

It makes sense if you think about it. The concessions at Invesco are average at best and there's only one reason to go to Pueblo.

On edit: Invesco? What year is it?

posted by tron7 at 11:06 AM on October 29, 2014

Wait, Pueblo, CO isn't a hot-bed of learning and culture? Why did all of my childhood reading material come from there then?

posted by yerfatma at 11:17 AM on October 29, 2014

Honestly, the green chile makes up for any lack of culture.

posted by tron7 at 11:34 AM on October 29, 2014

That burger looks both frightening and alluring. Reminds me of the lava flow currently coming down from Kilauea to consume anything in its path.

Hunter Pence would totally enjoy that menu item because...he supposedly eats pizza with a knife and fork.

posted by beaverboard at 12:18 PM on October 29, 2014

Sloppers generally include grilled buns

Before or after eating?

posted by yerfatma at 02:42 PM on October 29, 2014

That slopper sounds good. Now I want to walk to Pueblo.

posted by rcade at 03:18 PM on October 29, 2014

Wasn't that a Glenn Campbell ditty?

posted by yerfatma at 03:57 PM on October 29, 2014

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