Josh Gordon Failed Drug Test, Faces Year-Long Suspension: Cleveland Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon faces a potential year-long suspension after a positive drug test, sources told NFL.Com. Gordon, who had a breakout year in 2013 with nine touchdowns and a league-leading 1,646 receiving yards, was suspended for the first two games that season for a substance abuse policy violation.
...and to pile on, Nate Burleson reportedly broke his arm in minicamp (no pizzas were involved.) I take back everything I've said over the years...the Browns *are* more tortured than the Lions...
posted by MeatSaber at 12:08 AM on May 10, 2014
The phrase I've seen for the Browns this week is "The Factory of Sorrow".
posted by grum@work at 12:42 AM on May 10, 2014
Uhm, that's Factory of Sadness.
posted by bender at 12:57 AM on May 10, 2014
Uhm, that's Factory of Sadness.
Hah! That's even better!
I'm guessing someone else saw that, and then made a mistake when using it, which is when I then heard it.
posted by grum@work at 01:11 AM on May 10, 2014
At least Detroit fans can go over the bridge and renounce their citizenship in Windsor.
posted by beaverboard at 11:19 AM on May 10, 2014
At least Detroit fans can go over the bridge and renounce their citizenship in Windsor.
Cleveland fans need to go for a brief swim.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 12:03 PM on May 10, 2014
Yeah, 18 hours isn't nearly enough time for the Lions to tantalize the fans with hope before crushing us.
posted by Etrigan at 12:04 PM on May 10, 2014
I pictured a few Browns fans going down to Edgewater and starting out on the walk to Rondeau Park.
posted by beaverboard at 03:06 PM on May 10, 2014
And, it's beautiful how they admit/brag that the Gordon situation didn't affect their draft plans ... problem is, the team needed a #2 receiver behind him anyway, and then tack this on ... they still passed on several quality receivers. Ah, it's so fun being a Browns fan.
posted by littleLebowski at 12:08 PM on May 12, 2014
It's reported that Cleveland's Josh Gordon is facing a 16 game suspension for failing league substance testing again, for marijuana.
I hope Cleveland fans enjoyed their 18 hours of hope.
posted by Mr Bismarck at 08:21 PM on May 09, 2014